Ace of Spades HQ, October 20, 2008:
What I wanted to write about today is Obama Derangement Syndrome. Yeah, it’s not a mental illness YET, but IF he wins in November Conservative America is going to be sorely tempted to look back at both Dubya administrations and copy the tactics of the Lunatic Left.
And who can blame them? If you went back and chronicled the claims made by the Chomsky/Soros Wing of the Democratic Party over the last 8 years, Bush was going to shred the Constitution, suspend the 2008 election (I WISH!!!), lose the war in Iraq horribly, round up dissenters and place them in Internment Camps and use our military to steal the oil of Iraq and other Mideastern Countries. I have to admit that I feel that using these tactics against Obama would be Karmic Justice, especially when he’s shown tendencies to be the Fascist that Bush never became. I could get with reprinting some of those “Selected (by the MSM), Not Elected” and “Not My President” tee shirts. Obama as a Chimp has WAY too many negative connotations to ever catch on like Bush as a Chimp did, but I’m down with printing up a couple million posters of some of Slub’s “Captain Bullshit” photoshops, or maybe some motivational posters of Urkel Obama on his bicycle.
While I’d LOVE to see how the media would react to this grassroots campaign of disdain for the President, I realize that it will never happen. Never. No. Freaking. Way. Conservatives will NEVER go bugshit crazy on Obama like Liberals did against Bush, because Conservatives have too much respect for the office and it’s representatives.
Ace of Spades HQ, Inauguration Day, January 20, 2009:
Hey, nice dress. Who shot the curtains?
I didn’t realize Lt. Worf was so “hippy.” The Dodge Viper looks up to her for having a wide rear wheelbase.
Hey, is this mean? Here’s my response to that: Go fuck yourself sideways with a hot brick from a pizza oven.
First Lady Bush — and her daughters — were savaged, as was Sarah Palin.
Michelle Obama is not a good-looking woman, unless you like them “fierce” in the literal, rather than gay-fashion-lingo, sense. Last time I saw a mouth like that it
had a hook in itwas in Predator.
I don’t want to be bitchy, but Michelle Obama looks like she just got a full-body bukake from 30 horny couches.
She looks like she just got raped by the cast of Joseph and the Amazing Monocolor Dreamcoat.
I’m not saying she’s bulky, but is she wearing a coat, or is that the jibsail from a gay pirate ship?
I don’t want to say she looks immense in that gold circus-costume, but Auric Goldfinger just had a stroke-inducing orgasm.
Oops, he had another one. And another one. Once is happenstance; twice is coincidence; the third time it’s a fashion nightmare.
Chewbacca just called. He wants his wife’s housecoat back.
Tune in next time for Point, Counterpoint.