Lileks, though. All he ever had was condescending meanness. Fuck him.

And Steph. I have to agree about Lileks. That too was a great disappointment. I genuinely liked his 50s retro librarian thing.

I know, I know. One wishes one managed to sin more often, but one can’t always manage it.

I feel rather bad about slagging off at someone whose cartoon work I always thought was so great.

It’s not that his views differ from mine. I can appreciate art by lots of people whose views differ from mine, and whose beliefs and philosophies I find odious.

The problem for me with Ten Napel is really one of cognitive dissonance. I just can’t reconcile the humour and imagination of his games with the utterly boring, predictable, thick-ear nature of his right-wing politics.

His artwork has an almost hippy/hipster quality. But in all other respects, he’s just total wingnut, right down to the way he has to get anti-AGW propaganda into unrelated posts.

It’s hard to believe they emanate from the same consciousness.

Repent and beg for His holy mercy, Doug TenNipples, for not even your hideous countenance will scare Satan away!

Sorry to venture into hardcore nerd territory here, but at one point they were talking about making a PSP port of the original EWJ. Doug made them take out the level based in hell. Because, you know, it conflicts with all the other great messages a game starring a worm in a super suit are sending.

Doug TenNapel = asshole.

Creature Tech did blow bags and bags of dicks. It was after reading and hating it that I first read about TenNapel`s brain cancer, er, I mean virulent infection of right-wing homophobic Jesus fundyism.

He hates the gheys.

But seriously, what the fuck? 90 percent of America doesn`t hear the abortion dog whistle anymore, so why blow it now? Some Americans may not like abortion but are more worried about the economy and war to give a fuck if someone aborts a tiny, non-self-sufficient, unwanted sack of bloody cells.

And the repubmericans mostly hear dog whistles about islamofascists and the new sheriff being a ni…. Uh… (/blazingsaddles)

Only the tiny shred of goopers that are raving jesustards still hear the Dead Baby Alarm.

The heated washer jets…is that for the wrinkled old ballsack?

It’s going to make parallel parking hard if there’s a keffayeh hanging off the rear view.

I gave up smoking in 2008. Not forever, just for the year. I don’t think I would have quit forever so I wouldn’t have tried so I would have failed. But I knew I could do it for one year, so I did. My goal in life isn’t to remove all vice from my life, it’s to manage it. There’s a difference between vice and sin, and I don’t try to manage sin, sin isn’t something one manages.

I honestly don’t remember a thing about it except that it was a preachy entry in the “I don’t actually understand how evolution works but I’m going to complain about it anyway” genre.

Also:

“All human life is a gift from our Creator that is sacred, unique, and worthy of protection.”

“That’s why I started two wars!”

Set up a little TV in their operating rooms.

Arrange for a radio.

Maybe have their computers opened to CNN.com or YouTube’s live streaming event.

That way they, the patient, and the aborted fetus can all watch with pride about America’s first abortion-positive Marxist-DeLeonist black supremacist President.

Yeah, like all the doctors who perform abortions are like, “Carol, cancel all my appointments for the 20th, I’m going to watch the Obama inauguration!”

Oh boy Oborto!