Comments on: Sorry, Michelle- You’re Still a Vile Piece of Shit

By: You are insane and need help.

You are insane and need help. — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:19:44 +0000

Fuck off, nut.

By: MalkinIsAFuckingCUNT

MalkinIsAFuckingCUNT — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:09:43 +0000

I’d like to fuck Malkin after severing her ugly fucking head.

CUNT!

DIE!

Askdjlk

By: Rock Harder

Rock Harder — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:59:29 +0000

You squealy pathetic dog ass liberal left wing communists. Michelle is a patriot..and you are cowards! Semper Fi

By: Wade Collins

Wade Collins — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 00:56:28 +0000

Michelle Malkin may have despicable opinions but she’s cute in the nasiest way. I’d stuff her muffin in a minute.

By: thinking liberal

thinking liberal — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:20:18 +0000

Ya know, if Bush and his ilk REALLY wanted to make her go away, all he’d have to do is walk down there (since he enjoys the outdoors so fucking much) and have a chat with her. Would take the wind right out of her sails. BUT, Karl Rove tricky son of a mongrel bitch that he is, is using Mrs. Sheehan’s grief to take the heat off his own lying self. The fucking traitor. Think about it. The Valarie Plame thing is still on-going and we hear nothing about it. NADA, people. Know why? Cause the mdia is focused like a laser on Mr.s Sheehan. It’s all about the slight of hand. Do I sympathize with her? Yes! Do I think Micheel is a evil bitch and should be keel hauled? Yes. But, I also think this is a VERY good disctraction of Rove to use as a diversionary tactic against his own treasonious acts.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:44:43 +0000

I loved the “singularity of stupid”

so good, Dorothy, thank you for rocking this morning. rock on.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 22:41:01 +0000

You have no rhythm.
Dorothy, you go too far. Let’s keep it civil.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:29:52 +0000

Dorothy, don’t forget to mention that she snorts liquid dogshit through a straw!

(I still love that, Gavin.)

By: Janice

Janice — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:26:04 +0000

Well, Anonymous, as Peggy Noonan once said, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

By: shelly

shelly — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:20:05 +0000

I’ll just keep it simple: Michelle Malkin is an ass, and she loves talking out of it.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:02:35 +0000

Well, perhaps we should come up with a nice, catch-all term for wingnut women who go beyond the pale of wingnuttery instead of using the emotionally charged “c-word”.

My vote is for “evil bitch from Hell”- a term I devised for my high school Economics teacher, who somehow managed to combine the most negetive aspects of Ayn Rand, Milton Friedman (or “Uncle Miltie” as she forced us to refer to him- I shit you not), G. Gordon Libby and Pat Robertson in to one strangly hot but evil as shit woman.

Anyone else?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:45:02 +0000

If this kind of random speculation is “fair game” now Sheehan is a “political” figure, can we start speculating about that threesome between Michaelle Malkin, Rick Santorum and an unidentified Eagle Scout?

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:38:34 +0000

(Apologies for the funky line breaks–preview lied to me. Or it just sexed up the spacing for a good cause. Or it was misled by bad intelligence, or misquoted in the liberal media. Whatever.)

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:36:49 +0000

I have to protest at the use of the “c-word.” This poor, abused Anglo-Saxon term has good breeding, with well-known relatives like “queen” and “kin” and “gyne-”: what has it ever done to deserve association with the likes of Malkin?

No, for Malkin, I think, we need to go the The Perfect Flame:

Dear Ms. Malkin,

“I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you…

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot…

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a dung-bred maggot, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent…

You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy’s lair…

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me…

By: degustibus

degustibus — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:10:20 +0000

& the reason Malkin got divorced was because of the STDs, so I’ve been told or read somewhere, I think it was on the internet. Or. not.

By: zuzu

zuzu — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:05:19 +0000

Aside from being a racist idiot, Malkin’s just wrong. The fact that Sheehan’s husband is filing for divorce is NOT an indicator that suddenly he disagrees with her politics or what she’s doing. People who get divorced can nevertheless agree with their ex-spouses when it comes to their children.

What it IS an indicator of is that their marriage has been subject to unusual stresses since Casey was killed and that he decided that he’d had enough.

And I do so love when people whose party holds all three branches of government and has beaten the media into quivering submission whines about their victimhood at the hands of those bad, scary liberals.

By: tigera2001

tigera2001 — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 04:51:59 +0000

“Those who truly support the troops are rightly upset about her abuse of her dead son’s name for her own (NOT her son’s) agenda.”

Trolls seem to love saying this. Unfortunately it relies on the assumptions that:

A) Casey Sheehan would be in full support of the war were he alive, and

B) All U.S. soldiers are Republicans.

While I cannot comment further on the first assumption, I can confidently point out that the second is most definitely untrue.

By: Singularity

Singularity — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 04:39:56 +0000

I agree with Pinko Punko. I believe that Michelle Malkin’s childish, cruel rhetoric is deliberately provocative and has a tendency to push Libs over the edge, but the kind of racist invective that was cited (slant eye chink ass?) is much more in keeping with the know-nothing Conservative tradition. Trolling as a fake Liberal strikes me as the height of Republican cleverness, which is to say not very clever at all.

By: Brando

Brando — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 03:46:07 +0000

Isn’t it funny how right-wing hacks like Malkin constantly complain about the mainstream media and say they don’t want anything to do with them, then immediately giggle and say yes when the media asks them to the prom?

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 03:21:04 +0000

I think the conservo trolls plant some of those racist coomments. Remember, liberals are supposed to be the multi-culti ones? I’ve never heard anyone i know, and they have serious potty mouths, ever describe someone the way Malkin gets abused. I think those expressions are already on the Freepers tongues, and they love getting the chance to use them while trolling.