http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQJOX4sUq30

It was little more than a Klan rally without the white hoods and quaint rustic charm. Max Blumenthal interviewed some of these creeps (a number of whom talked openly about exterminating ALL Palestinians) and it was pretty shocking -and I’m not easily shocked.

Many politicians and social activists single out Buckfast Tonic Wine as being particularly responsible for crime, disorder, and general social deprivation in these communities

I don’t dislike the drugs, the drugs dislike me.

Thank you, Intertubes, for occupying more of my brain with irrelevant information!

Well, if there’s a tax break involved I might be willing to turn gay. Just wondering, though, how is he getting this through Congress with Larry Craig gone?

Bit late to this, buts its like 2 old drunks fighting over the last bottle of Buckfast (at 4am at Glasgow Cross).

‘My mom says I’m not a wuss, I’m a mind-warrior!’

Dissecting The Obama Signature

Here’s a filler column mostly lifted from a handwriting analyst.

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Jesus, I hate this guy. His website bills him as a “humor columnist,” for some reason. He must syndicate for free, because my local free daily rag runs him all the time.

As their projection gets more intense, so shall their fury. I hope everyone’s enjoying this particular moment in history, because it’s not likely to be repeated any time soon. Well, until the next election anyway.

The last 8 years didn’t happen, or else they were a wingnut triumph?

Or was it that Republican majorities in the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, not to mention poor Preznit W (who was probably a lib anyway) were defeated by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson?

Well, it couldn’t have been the wing-nuts, could it? I mean …

Maybe it could. This guy, also funny but not as anxious to murder as Klavan, can’t bring himself to mention any GOP pols after Reagan besides sweet Sarah (Who is no Reagan!). Pretty soon they’ll be convincing themselves that the prexys since ’89 have been Dukakis, Clinton & one term of poor [NAME REDACTED] who had to deal w/ all the wars that Clinton started while he was getting blown on PBS.

Arthur Gutmann – January 14th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Thank you for your military service, Mr. Klavan. We should all be grateful that you put your life on the line for your country, and that you came back alive.

“You can’t have freedom without a moral framework. Religion IS freedom.
What you didn’t see the movie TRON?”

When people shame themselves that badly, they don’t admit it in a hurry. They savage their critics instead and continue their own shameful practices as a kind of defiant denial–anything rather than look in the mirror and confront what they’ve turned themselves into.

This has to be the best example of wingnut projection, ever.

You liberals can’t stand the fact that smart people Like Hindraker, Joe the Plummer and others

I read where a philosopher once dreamed he was a butterfly…

From M. Bouffant’s link to Andrew Klavan:

They’re lying. The left has to lie for the simple reason that they’re wrong and we’re right, their policies don’t work and ours do.

The last 8 years didn’t happen, or else they were a wingnut triumph?

Or was it that Republican majorities in the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, not to mention poor Preznit W (who was probably a lib anyway) were defeated by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson?

And that Klavan fuck-wad has books.

On shelves.

In bookstores.

For sale.

Here’s the news, kids.

Stick with Tillapia or Catfish…

mikey

We have great politicians like Sarah Palin–who could well be president in not eight years but four–honest newsmen like Bret Baer and genius commentators like Rush–and Ann Coulter, who’s only about ten times smarter, funnier and more talented as a satirist than Jon Stewart or Bill Maher will ever be. The left can’t out-argue these mind-warriors so they try to ridicule, disdain and isolate them, to make us feel ashamed that we admire and respect them.

Is there an analogue to Clarke’s Third Law that states that any sufficiently idiotic wingnut commentary is indistinguishable from a Sadly,No! parody troll?