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Hindenfreude: A John Hinderaker Triple-Header
- Here is a video of British Muslims yelling at police. Like the Nazis, one day they will try to kill us.
- The flat terrain lately underscores the fact that 2008 was the final gasp of the Round Earth so-called Theory, which is a conspiracy to bankrupt us.
- Someone sent me a link to sixteen seconds of old Israeli TV footage that shows Hamas gunmen hauling children off to be eaten during sex orgies, or however it’s labeled this time around.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Bonus Paul Mirengoff:
- Here is a report on Muslim riots in Belgium written by
an official of the white supremacist Vlaams Belang partya former Antwerp police official and city councilman who is a victim of that city’s “Islamization.”
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
J Neo Marvin said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:31
Here is a video of British Muslims yelling at police. Like the Nazis, one day they will try to kill us.
(Yawn) Call me when they become the police. In the meantime, I couldn’t care less.
christian h. said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:31
This teaser:
The key to peace in Gaza is to help Fatah prepare the West Bank for real freedom, writes Jonah Goldberg of The Atlantic.
can be seen on the NYT homepage right now. They mean Jeffrey Goldberg, of course. God, that place is going to the dogs.
Me said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:33
The “It’s Really Really Cold Out There” link is just too annoying by its mere title. I wish that you’d shortened that as well.
christian h. said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:37
By the way, how do I get a good screen capture of that gem on the Times webpage? I tried just printing the page, but it looks all off.
Simba B said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:38
It’s Really Really Cold Out There!
Fuck, winter is like Groundhog Season for them. They try this every year, hoping that no one will have any memory of the last time they tried it, i.e. last year. Either that or they really don’t remember when they tried it last.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:38
http://www.mirekw.com/winfreeware/mwsnap.html
Windows, very handy.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:39
Mac I think is shift-command 3 for full screen or 4 for crosshairs.
Dr. BDH said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:43
Years ago on “Firing Line” I watched Steve Allen make Bill Buckley look like a childish idiot while debating the death penalty. Maybe someone could convince Hindrocket to debate a knowledgable liberal comedian. He’s in Minneapolis, so Garrison Keillor lives nearby. Would the humiliation of being pwned by a man in a white suit and red sneakers make Hinderboy shut up?
Nah, probably not. Buckley kept clowning till the day he died…
Simba B said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:44
I saved a screencap but due to a disk fuck-up my public HTML folder is not currently online. I will post a link in a few minutes when it comes online.
Simba B said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:45
I want to say Shift-command 6 is something on the Mac but I have not been in the school labs for
what seems like an eternitya month now.christian h. said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:46
Thanks, Bubba – of course I run Ubuntu and – duh! – there is a “take screenshot” utility right there under “accessories”.
Simba B said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:46
er, for screen capture that is.
Simba B said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:48
Link. Please copy it elsewhere, be nice to my server, etc.
Simba B said,
January 14, 2009 at 7:49
Thanks, Bubba – of course I run Ubuntu and – duh! – there is a “take screenshot” utility right there under “accessories”.
Oh, in that case, pressing “Print Screen” should do the trick. Also, I think Shift+PrintScreen does a window-only capture.
christian h. said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:04
Simba, thanks! You can take it down, I got it after remembering that sometimes the obvious thing to try is really the right thing to try…
Enraged Bull Limpet said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:05
Thank gawd someone else noticed that Jonah Goldberg/Atlantic gaffe on the NYT homepage: I’ve been bleating feebly about it on the last thread and hadn’t realized everyone was up here. Without corroboration, I’d started to question my sanity– or at least eyesight.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:06
Can’t you just hold a piece of paper up to the screen and push ‘Copy’?
christian h. said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:08
Yeah, I was about to fire an email to the Times that if they publish yet another Zionist op-ed they could at least find someone who can write (and read) on a six grade level. turns out their online copy editors are simply NRO addicts. Explains a lot.
christian h. said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:09
“Sixth grade level”. Apparently I can’t spell on a first-grade level….
Enraged Bull Limpet said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:16
You were six minutes ahead of me on that one, christian h. It pays to get to the Times early, since there’s much goldberg to be mined in them there hills.
Loneoak said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:19
Child Abuse In Gaza
Are righties against child abuse now? I thought only pussy faggot lib Dems don’t hit their kids.
M. Bouffant said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:26
Honest to crap, AssRocket, links to Pravda via the Strib.
Yes, the Pravda that predicted the break-up of the U. S. of A. into six parts:
pedestrian said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:39
Human shields only work against an enemy that refuses to bomb or shoot innocent civilians.
noen said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:40
He is right, it is cold here in Minneapolis. It was -15 F last night. Oh no! I just refuted global warming!
jim said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:46
“It’s Not About Gaza”
Pay no attention to the dead bodies behind the curtain! OBEY TEH WIZNUT! HE KNOWS ALL! HE SEES ALL! Plus maybe later (for a modest donation) he’ll give you a cookie!
“It’s Really Really Cold Out There!”
Yeah, it sure is … at least in some places … winter’s funny that way in the temperate zones – what a pity we can’t export all that cold to the fucking Arctic Circle – you know, where all that ice has been melting like mad for, oh, about the last decade or so. Maybe Hinderaker can lend Santa Claus his fucking extra wetsuit – by next year, he’ll need one.
“Bonus Paul Mirengoff” is an oxymoron.
Loneoak said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:48
How about “Punitive Paul Mirengoff”?
M. Bouffant said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:49
Here’s just a bit more from Pravda, written by & for Americans. There may be lessons (even for the people that invented the pogrom) for all Russia there as well.
This is all in the context of a pro-KKK bit of revsionist history. And this is pretty much the racial resentment line of the wing-nuts.
noen said,
January 14, 2009 at 8:54
Oh, and he says: “It was 40 below in International Falls this morning. (That’s temperature, not wind chill.) That’s colder than I’ve ever experienced in Minnesota.”
Sorry dude, no. You can’t really count International Falls, that’s Canada. I grew up in southeast Minn and the winters are decidedly warmer than I recall. I’ve been in 40 below and the wind chill brought that to a healthy minus 80 degrees. You remember that shit. I also remember 90+ consecutive days of below zero temps. That’s three solid months of not a single day above zero, from January to fucking March.
We just don’t get that kind of weather anymore. Now and then, sure, for a day or two, but that’s nothing. The really cold weather also starts a lot later than it ever did. Used to be winter hit us and hit hard right after or around Halloween. Now? We’re lucky if we get significant snow cover by late November. Moron.
christian h. said,
January 14, 2009 at 9:00
It was 87 degrees in L.A. today. That’s quite a lot warmer than usual this time of year. I just proved global warming!!!! Also, it was really dry air, so I conclude there’s global dehumidification.
pedestrian said,
January 14, 2009 at 9:03
Here’s just a bit more from Pravda, written by & for Americans
No lie. When my neighbor drowned her fifth baby she got her $50 post-term abortion bonus and a medal from the state, but when I told the offspring of my state-ordered interracial gay marriage to go to his room, I got charged with a hate crime, just for being white! Russians don’t know how good they have it.
M. Bouffant said,
January 14, 2009 at 9:07
It was not 87 in L. A. today.
Um, OK, it was 87, but there were plagues of locusts, frogs falling from the sky & hordes of rats the size of cats migrating to San Diego for the winter. And then everything burned down. So don’t bother.
Try Florida. You’ll love the humidity.
Willem van Oranje said,
January 14, 2009 at 9:23
Not only is Bart Debie an “official of the white supremacist Vlaams Belang party”. Bart Debie has been sentenced to four years in prison – of which he will only serve one – for physically abusing suspects, withholding and stealing evidence, fraude, abuse of power, and lots of other stuff.
In Dutch: http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Debie
Erik W. said,
January 14, 2009 at 9:24
When you’re an anti-jihadist, everything looks like islamofascism to you.
get Joe on the case! said,
January 14, 2009 at 9:27
Joe the plumber will be really busy reporting all these out.
Lesley said,
January 14, 2009 at 9:31
Is Hinderaker a graduate of the media pundit school featured on last night’s Daily Show?
Canadian link:
http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart/full-episodes/january-12-2009/#clip129078
shaun said,
January 14, 2009 at 11:36
violence and criminal acts perpetrated against white people by those “minorities” are seldom, if ever, covered under these statutes and very rarely reported.
I don’t think that the press should report criminal acts perpetrated against white people by those “minorities”. I think that those “minorities” should decide which criminal acts perpetrated against white people we should know about and then those “minorities” can write a press release and the press can pass that information along.
jim said,
January 14, 2009 at 11:42
OT: don’t let the Fed have all the fun – play along at home!
Crissa said,
January 14, 2009 at 13:51
Wow, it is shift-command-4. I usually just open Preview and select grab from the menu… They merged Grab and Preview in 10.4.
So, where are the white churches being burned down, or the heterosexuals being turned away from public places?
Also, it was over 70F in San Francisco today and over 80F in Texas. It’s January. Global warming is about the globe having, on average, more heat energy. Not about some specific place being warmer or colder. Also, do these people even know what historical data is?
El Cid said,
January 14, 2009 at 14:25
I like his model of mentioning Minnesota and Europe and the North Pole and saying that this is proof that it’s now colder “everywhere”. We don’t need no damn faggot “globe” telling us how there are still other parts of the Urf some damn whur.
El Cid said,
January 14, 2009 at 14:27
Yeah. Right. And I’m sure you believe they got some sort of fancy measuring devices and ‘calculations’ of heat and sh*t for the Urf.
Next you’ll be believing that they got magic space eye machines what look at the Sun and tell us how much hot we’re getting.
The scientists should be abolished from reporting on this kind of stuff.
WereBear said,
January 14, 2009 at 14:35
I watched Hardball last night, where Chris Matthews has taken a hard line on how stupid the Bush Presidency was. (Yeah, now he gets it?)
But it was great to see the Republican shill sweating like a frozen drink.
Der Kater said,
January 14, 2009 at 14:40
Alls I know is that it’s been fucking cold in Berlin for the past few weeks.
There’s a reasonable debate to be had about what exactly to do about global warming, and how to do it. But it takes large stockpiles of stupid to deny it. If you understand chemistry, understand IR spectroscopy, it’s a very simple extrapolation that pumping large amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere will prevent energy from escaping.
El Cid said,
January 14, 2009 at 15:04
Not if it’s CO2 from patriotic American fossil-fuel developed entrepreneurship. In that case, our heroic national will keeps it from blocking all but terrorist photons.
Lex (Agent of Chaos) Azagthoth said,
January 14, 2009 at 15:15
Wow, the sky falls daily online when it comes to Muslims, eh?
BtI said,
January 14, 2009 at 15:26
I love the description of the London thing (which involved a multi-racial crowd, not just a Muslim one) as:
You know who fought the police in the streets in the 1930s? The Jews.
No sense of history, no sense of irony.
J— said,
January 14, 2009 at 15:57
Words of wisdom from the Power Line Forum.
Volcanoes understand that if you love something, you should set it free.
El Cid said,
January 14, 2009 at 16:01
Right wingers love this example, and never seem to follow up with “OK, and then what happens?”
Jim/The Velvet Blog said,
January 14, 2009 at 16:12
“Espouses”? Seriously?
D.N. Nation said,
January 14, 2009 at 16:31
You know, when these mensas were having their yuk-yuks over how it was cold outside LA last month, it was like 80 degrees here in Atlanta. The week of Christmas.
Not that this is an argument for anything, because despite the bleatings of Hindy-n-pals, weather != climate. But it does show that, even on their own ridiculous terms, they still fail at the debate.
D.N. Nation said,
January 14, 2009 at 16:34
How, exactly?
No really, how? Explain. This is like Tony Blankley referring to Muslims in the Middle East and North Africa as “potential-caliphate-forming.” What evidence- what fucking evidence- do you have of this at all?
mark f said,
January 14, 2009 at 16:43
This is like Tony Blankley referring to Muslims in the Middle East and North Africa as “potential-caliphate-forming.” What evidence- what fucking evidence- do you have of this at all?
Michael Ledeen and Charles Krauthamer told me.
g said,
January 14, 2009 at 17:10
He sees crowds of them on the TeeVee.
Daleks™³²®© said,
January 14, 2009 at 17:10
No sense of history, no sense of irony.
================================
We need to exterminate the muzzies to prevent another Holocaust.
Exterminate! Exterminate!
D.N. Nation said,
January 14, 2009 at 17:19
Ahh, Pammycakes. Looks like she’s basking in her SPREAD of VICTORY over LGF, badoodle-boo-yeah and all.
Stuart said,
January 14, 2009 at 17:20
Did he really say he’s never seen it this cold in MN before?
Then he must have moved here after 1996, when the state record was set in Tower at -60 F.
And I echo the comment above, this is nothing like we used to get – hell I don’t even need to plug my truck in anymore and haven’t for several years.
God, what an idiot.
Woodrowfan said,
January 14, 2009 at 17:24
If that means we can ditch most of the former CSA, let Utah run off on its own, and let those flat states in the middle with more cows than people become Jesusland then I’m willing to discuss it….
stryx said,
January 14, 2009 at 17:28
OT, but Sadly,No! Industries are getting comment spammed in this thread.
It’s clogging up my RSS comments feed is all.
Stuart said,
January 14, 2009 at 17:34
I had to look and see – yes he really said that.
I hope the next El Nino is a big one – and his A/C goes out in the middle of the ensuing July heat wave.
Fuckin’ tool.
dex said,
January 14, 2009 at 17:46
“right, this is the last of it. now, are you sure you want to post of all this stuff?…you wanna put it all on the internet?…yeah, cos once it’s posted, you can’t have it back, you do know that?”
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:08
If that means we can ditch most of the former CSA, let Utah run off on its own, and let those flat states in the middle with more cows than people become Jesusland then I’m willing to discuss it….
Will there be a mechanism for people in Utah to defect to the Pacific Northwest bloc?
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:09
cos once it’s posted, you can’t have it back, you do know that?
And it will cost the ‘net hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars!
Loneoak said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:26
Not if it’s CO2 from patriotic American fossil-fuel developed entrepreneurship. In that case, our heroic national will keeps it from blocking all but terrorist photons.
Wait, didn’t Palin tell us that we can’t track individual carbon atoms through the pipeline? If we can’t track the moozlim atoms, then how can we prevent terrorist atoms from warming the weather? Do we need tighter carbon border security before we can offer carbon work permits? Aren’t brown people mostly made of carbon atoms? Do they hate us for our atmosphere?
Wingnut physics is hard.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:31
If we can’t track the moozlim atoms, then how can we prevent terrorist atoms from warming the weather?
Some variant of Maxwell’s Demon could do the job, but the wingnuts won’t let us use demons. Even little ones!
Tom said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:31
Here is a video of British Muslims Red Sox fans yelling at police rioting in the streets of Boston after their World Series win. Like the Nazis, one day they will try to kill us.
I think my version is better.
Tom said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:34
Aren’t brown people mostly made of carbon atoms? Do they hate us for our atmosphere?
If this is true then creating brown people would take more carbon out of the atmosphere and killing them would release more carbon. So suicide bombers are obviously a plot to destroy the environment. We must prevent these brown people from killing themselves and we must stop killing them. We must try to create more of them. The solution to global warming is obviously more brown people, living longer lives.
Tom said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:35
Arghhh! Preview sucks. Strikeout doesn’t work.
Here is a video of Red Sox fans rioting in the streets of Boston after their World Series win. Like the Nazis, one day they will try to kill us.
I think my version is better.
That’s what it should have said.
Woodrowfan said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:36
Maybe a trade with Idaho would work…
Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:46
Frankly, we don’t even have to go outside Europe to find worse riots. I mean, I’m sure a win for Arsenal or whomever probably results in more property and human damage than British Muslims yelling at cops about *anything* in the history of Britain containing Muslims.
Tom said,
January 14, 2009 at 18:50
What I want to know is where Hinderaker is being filmed from. His law firm is in the beige building off to his left (our right). No building in Minneapolis has that view of the skyline. He’d be floating in space somewhere over the Metrodome.
I’d say maybe Cedar Square/Riverside Plaza apartments, but the buildings would have to look alot smaller.
Michael G. said,
January 14, 2009 at 19:23
Wait, wait, wait! I’ve been saving a Hinderaker: “Hinde-winder”.
Eh? Eh?
Also: once you see that wingnuts don’t accept science and have forgotten about history, it’s no mystery that “it’s really cold” -> “there’s no global warming” seems like a compelling argument.
tigrismus said,
January 14, 2009 at 19:25
The “powers that be” in Washington, D.C. have forced inter-racial marriage and homo-sexuality on America
Wow, how did I manage to marry someone of the same race but opposite sex, with all this governmental forcing? And why do wingnuts hate interracial and homosexual marriage but love volcano/carbon espousal? Volcano/carbon marriages are an ABOMINATION BEFORE PELE.
gbear said,
January 14, 2009 at 19:31
Noen, Mpls had a week of temps down near 40 below for a week in 1996. I remember because it was the week after I made the switch from apartment life to my own home. I also remember being happy because it was sunny and slightly above zero the day of the move.
My wish for Hinderaker is that he runs outside quick* to start up his car and let it warm up for a little bit, absentmindedly locks the car when he gets out, and then finds out that he’s locked himself out of the house. It’s been known to happen in MN…
*In MN that means going outside in sub-zero weather without a hat, gloves and probably without a coat.
Michael G. said,
January 14, 2009 at 19:36
Yeah, the interracial marrage line does make me want to probe deeper: What about people of mixed race? Who can they marry? Should they be destroyed? Who will kill them? How? What about abortions for children of mixed race? Would you support them? Given mitochondrial DNA evidence, how many generations back do you look to determine race? What about Hispanic people? How much native blood do they have to have before they’re not white? There’s also a lot of native blood in many USians. How much is too much? How much will tracking all of this racial data cost? Will you have to raise my taxes to enforce your CRAZYPANTS ideas?
iiiiiiiiiiii said,
January 14, 2009 at 19:42
It’s Really Really Cold Out There!
But not to cold to riot! You only have to torch a few cars to keep warm.
PeeJ said,
January 14, 2009 at 19:46
Tom: thew strikeout tag is “strike” “s” works in preview but Wordpress eats it. Or bites. Or something.
PeeJ said,
January 14, 2009 at 19:53
paul mirengoff : me ur goniff pal
paul mirengoff : are lump goniff
PeeJ said,
January 14, 2009 at 20:00
Head Jerkin Horn
Handier Jerk Hon
Jehan on her Rink
On hand jerk hire
And he jerk rhino
LittlePig said,
January 14, 2009 at 20:18
Does that worthless sack ever do any lawyerin’, or is he just living on wingnut welfare these days?
stryx said,
January 14, 2009 at 20:26
Really, this thread spam is working up into a JanusScript maestro-worthy work.
Calling Mr. Bubba….
noen said,
January 14, 2009 at 20:29
@ Tom – Cedar Square? I doubt Assrocket would be caught dead around there. Waaayyyyy too many brown folk. He’s probably just in front of a green screen at WCCO downtown.
Yes, gbear, I remember that feeling too. When you could actually detect he faint traces of humidity in the air again and you could risk unzipping your coat. I don’t listen to Garrison Keillor much, I got tired of his schtick, but he had a great line: “Winter in Minnesota is when mother Nature makes a real effort to take you out“. She succeeded all too often, but that’s what Charlie’s list is for.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 14, 2009 at 21:06
Well, he’s a fascist so he’s a socialist so I love him deeply and gayly.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 14, 2009 at 21:08
Slacking off on the JanusNode, but Gary Graham seems ripe…
UKBristolDave said,
January 14, 2009 at 21:28
Excellent, I do enjoy some of the comments on Powerline about Britain. The posters miss the point. Generally, we riot pretty much non-stop in this country, be it over the poll tax, criminal justice act or just over Football on a Saturday afternoon. These fellows are showing that they are integrated into British society by having a kick off at the Old Bill.
Now, if only we could convince them to drink 7 pints of lager and sing humorous songs questioning the parentage of the police prior to the violence then integration would be complete….
stryx said,
January 14, 2009 at 21:33
Surprisingly, G.G. isn’t talking about the Iraq war.
Stuart said,
January 14, 2009 at 21:40
gbear, that was quite a winter. I remember Tower and Embarrass were competing to see who would set the record – Tower was accused of cheating by putting their thermometer in a lower spot. A bunch of reporters from the cities went up to the range to pound nails with frozen bananas and toss boiling water into the air to show how cold it was.
But that was weather, not climate and our winters in general are not what they used to be no matter what those idiots think.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 14, 2009 at 21:41
Heh heh…
PeeJ said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:08
Meanwhile, in another internet tradition of which we are all aware, don’t forget to vote for the new definition of “saddleback” over at Savage Love.
I voted for candidate #5. Let your conscience be your guide.
Smut Clyde said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:26
If life gives you too much carbon, make Beef Carbonade.
Volcano/carbon marriages are an ABOMINATION BEFORE PELE.
The Mont Pelée eruption in 1902 was the equivalent of the Stonewall Riot, bringing volcano-carbon espousal into public awareness and ultimately stripping away the stigma. After Pelée, nuées ardentes are no longer an abomination and I can download ignimbrite pr0n on the Interducts.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:31
What about people of mixed race? Who can they marry?
I think it’s OK for mulattoes to marry other mulattoes if one of them has a black father and a white mother and the other is vice-versa. It’s sort of like that episode of Star Trek.
M. Bouffant said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:31
If I had a conscience, I wouldn’t be hanging around here.hurting people’s feelings 24/7.
M. Bouffant said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:35
And if I didn’t have the eyes of a 55-yr.-old, I’d be able to punctuate correctly. Or at least see the little things.
gbear said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:35
(Ummm, Stewart. Please don’t tell people that we pound nails with frozen bananas. Let’s let that be our little secret. OK? Thanks much.)
tigrismus said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:36
I can download ignimbrite pr0n on the Interducts.
I hear it can be tuff to find.
BtI said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:36
@ Trotsky – it wouldn’t take an Arsenal victory. All it takes is a dozen fourteen year olds and six litres of supermarket cider between them.
gbear said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:36
ARGH. Sorry for the mis-spelling Stuart.
Jennifer said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:38
OT, but from Politico, about Obama’s dinner with delusion last night:
EPIC FAIL: It’s what’s for dinner.
noen said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:53
Dear God Jennifer, I can’t imagine talking to those clowns all at once much less actually eating at the same time. What would be on the menu?
Der Kater said,
January 14, 2009 at 22:55
An Alonquin Roundtable that ain’t.
UKBristolDave said,
January 14, 2009 at 23:05
Btl
Arsenal stll have the capacity to riot?!? I thought they’d drop their fig leaf ciabatta snacks at the muttering of a rude word
Three teams in the English leagues have swear words in their titles
Arsenal
Scunthorpe
Bristol fucking Rovers
Oh the joy of pointless local rivalries
stryx said,
January 14, 2009 at 23:09
What would be on the menu?
Puppies.
Ringo the Gringo said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:15
It’s sadly typical of today’s post-modernist Left to make excuses the most viscious, anti-semitic hatred.
I attended an anti-Israel demonstration in Los Angeles this past weekend and was horrified at what I saw; Leftists and Islamic theocrats standing side by side chanting “Allahu Akbar” and “Long live the Intifada!”.
Absolutely disgusting.
Go ahead, click my website if you want to see.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:17
Which chant is bad and why?
Ringo the Gringo said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:23
chanting “Allahu Akbar” and “Long live the Intifada!”.
——————————————————————————-
Thanks for proving my point shit brain.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:25
What point?
D.N. Nation said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:27
Ringo-
Your pals The Truth and Goober have shuffled on. It’s recommended that you do likewise.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:29
Thanks for proving my point shit brain.
There’s that wingnut thing of not putting a comma in front of a form of address. I wonder if there’s some sort of deeper brain miswiring that causes both poor punctuation and stupid politics.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:30
I am a brain and his point is shit!
Djur said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:31
RB — Ringo’s a lizard, so you can’t expect him to distinguish between “Allahu Ackbar” and “Kill the Jews.” Only the Lizard King may make such nuanced decisions with the help of the extra nerve cells in his ponytail.
This one, well, he can’t even blockquote right.
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:32
The Arab / Israeli conflict = two madman in a burning house clubbing each other with babies each claiming moral superiority over the other.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:35
I am a brain and his point is shit!
Hee hee
True enough, but he still punctuated it wrong. Must be from being a lizard.
Weird, tho. The lizards here in the Utah desert are all so nice. The most impolite thing they ever do is look at you with one eye and then close it really slowly.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:36
I’m not so big on the equivalence thing.
Djur said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:36
I wouldn’t put up with that shit from lizards.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:40
I wouldn’t put up with that shit from lizards.
Me neither. When they do that to me I close an eye at them right back.
alec said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:46
Of course, what with the last 50 or so years of Muslim anger at Israel being without historic or recent cause, and also totally unlike any prior racist phenomena, clearly the preceding 1600 of more or less unrelenting demonization, disinheritance, and slaughter of Jews by Christians is completely irrelevant. I simply bring it up because I am a Christ-killing extremist who supports the culture of death with scandalously radical behavior and ideas.
tigrismus said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:47
The most impolite thing they ever do is look at you with one eye and then close it really slowly.
We girls get the lascivious dewlap flash, plus the little jerks never look above our thoraces.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 15, 2009 at 0:54
We girls get the lascivious dewlap flash, plus the little jerks never look above our thoraces.
I often forget how much easier I have it being male. Apologies.
And indeed, this little perv looks like a chest-starer for sure. He’s an Arkansas lizard, apparently, but the same kind we get here.
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:04
RB
“I’m not so big on the equivalence thing.”
Yeah, I agree. I guess… I’m just really really frustrated.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:06
It sure doesn’t help that Fatah and Hamas are the Palestinian options.
Ringo the Gringo said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:10
There’s that wingnut thing of not putting a comma in front of a form of address. I wonder if there’s some sort of deeper brain miswiring that causes both poor punctuation and stupid politics.
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Thanks for correcting my punctuation, shit-head.
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:11
No, it doesn’t help and Israel is bigger and better armed. The only solution would be for some still bigger force to enforce boundaries. Or for Israel to be content with the land they have. Which they never will be.
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:14
Shit-head? Is that it? No wonder you lost. You lost the election, you lost Iraq and you lost in Vietnam. It’s all you know how to do.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:18
It’s all you know how to do.
Yup. Not only lost Iraq, but lost The War Of Ideas At Home, which is what all the chickenhawks insisted was even more important than sacking up and joining an armed service for the real war.
tigrismus said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:18
And indeed, this little perv looks like a chest-starer for sure.
Eerie, the eyes follow my abdomen around the room! Maybe I shouldn’t have painted my belly blue…
Daleks™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:19
Pammy doesn’t like lizards staring at her thorax, or so she says.
Ace, snarky misogynist (this is the guy, when introduced to me at CPAC 2007, the first thing he ever said to me was ‘you got nice jugs ‘ – true story. Needless to say, it was the last time I ever spoke to him).
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:21
He was checking the kerning.
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:22
Ace thinks that’s foreplay.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:25
It’s what Howard Roarke would have done prior to raping her.
tigrismus said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:32
It’s what Howard Roarke would have done prior to raping her.
Ball gag.
Daleks™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:34
No staring at the thorax, lizard people!
P.S. I double dog dare anyone to listen to all 3 minutes.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:34
Needless to say, it was the last time I ever spoke to him…
Was it the last time he ever spoke to her? Bonus pathetic-points if not.
Jennifer said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:34
Nancy Pelosi is aware of all internet traditions.
alec said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:36
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:36
Nancy Pelosi is aware of all internet traditions.
I bet those cats were the ones who knocked impeachment off the table!
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:52
Getting rick-rolled by the speaker of the house is a good sign that meme is dead dead dead.
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:53
Next you know she’ll be calling everybody “dude”.
Manly Jesus said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:58
Buttmissile: “No matter how resolutely the Earth’s climate refuses to conform to their models, they ignore the evidence and cling to their theory. This isn’t science, it’s a combination of faith and politics.”
Classic wingnut projection.
To Hindy, EVERYTHING is a combination of faith & politics. So his belief is that everyone else thinks the same way, they just won’t admit it.
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 1:58
You dudes are harsh!
The Reality-Based Dave said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:04
The comment above was me. Forgot to change back…
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:06
Nancy discovers sockpuppets!
Michael G said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:09
Was it the last time he ever spoke to her? Bonus pathetic-points if not.
Technically he never spoke to her, only to her breasts.
James K. Polk, Esq. said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:26
“Congratulations! I just discovered your blog because of the web blog awards. I’ll be stopping by here regularly now. And not because you’ve got a great rack. In fact, I didn’t even know you were a she until you shared that bit about your meeting Ace.
You know, you shouldn’t be so hard on Ace,,, you really do have nice jugs and he *is* a moron. Guess maybe I am too. You’re also quite intelligent and articulate but as a blogger, that wouldn’t be a surprise. IYKWIMAITYD”
From Pammycakes’ site… glorious
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:31
I am NOT The Reality-Based Dave.
I am Speaker of the Fuckin’ House, Beaches!
Meditation Techniques said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:36
Excellent content here and a nice writing style too – keep up the great work!
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:38
C’mon Nancy, are you going to take that Meditation Techniques bullshit lying down? This is the internet!
kiki said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:40
Now they got them web blog awards on that thar intern net.
M. Bouffant said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:42
Yeah, I guess a wing-nut couldn’t figure out that a woman was running that abomination, w/ there being no picutres whatsoever of her all over it.
And where did her upper lip go? Did she cut it off when she was shaving? Did Bolton’s ’stache abrade Pammy’s lip into nothingness?
Doctorb said,
January 15, 2009 at 2:58
I can understand a woman being upset that men are looking at or commenting on her breasts, but why go through all the expensive surgery just so you can complain more often?
Oh.
Kanamit said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:13
Jesus, when I clicked through to the comments I thought I was on (a less anti-Semitic) Stormfront or something. I know wingnuts are batshit insane, but I didn’t expect them to be calling Palestinians animals (and not just Hamas), denying the existence of a Palistinian people Ahmadinejad-style, and what appeared to be the advocacy of Nazi-style forced sterilization of Muslims.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:15
Really it’s Pam’s right to alter her body in any way she sees fit and not get treated rudely by right-wing dumbasses who wouldn’t give PC bullshit and civil rights and feminists the time of day.
D.N. Nation said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:20
Look, fuckfart, just waddle on back to LGF.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:22
Jesus, when I clicked through to the comments I thought I was on (a less anti-Semitic) Stormfront or something.
It is pretty shocking. I’d rather hang out with honest-to-goodness reptiles than that kind of lizards.
Or even grasshoppers, even though they spit that horrible stinky brown junk all over.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:23
Thanks for correcting my punctuation, shit-head.
There’s no hyphen in “shithead”.
HTH
jurassicpork said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:29
“I don’t know what’s more nauseating, folks: This right wing lunatic Palmor branding as a Hamas propagandist and leftist everyone who cites facts after having worked in this war zone or the United States Senate holding a vote while our nation is falling down around our ears in order to reaffirm Israel’s right to defend itself. Which is sort of like a judge reaffirming a wife batterer’s right to defend himself after his wife scratched his face just before he sent her to the Critical Care Unit.”
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:33
Not to mention, vlog from the beach.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:37
Wonder how she meets all those complete fucking assholes? I mean, what are the odds?
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:39
I’ve mentioned this before – becase I have real problems everyone! – but at 1:20 “now you have Bush”.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:40
See? SEE?
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:48
Don’t worry RB.
I’m granting you a Diploma in Freedom Studies™.
That should fix everything.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 3:54
I had to Google that and was shocked that there were no other Diplomas in Freedom Studies on offer. HOWEVER.
M. Bouffant said,
January 15, 2009 at 4:22
Uh, something something, French fries, Hamburger U., mumble …
France = Freedom!
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 4:41
Hamburgers = Victory!
PeeJ said,
January 15, 2009 at 4:49
Meanwhile, in OTville, the kids are alright
White Male, Jew of Liberal Fascism said,
January 15, 2009 at 4:51
Hey, did anybody else follow the link over to Pammy’s nuthouse and see this little gem?
Ace, snarky misogynist (this is the guy, when introduced to me at CPAC 2007, the first thing he ever said to me was ‘you got nice jugs ‘ – true story.
mikey said,
January 15, 2009 at 4:57
Um
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 5:13
Brussels Sprouts = Justice!
White Male, Jew of Liberal Fascism said,
January 15, 2009 at 5:23
Oh shit, I should’ve read all 593 other comments before making mine. I hate it when that happens.
Well, I guess I’ll just mosey along, folks.
Don’t anybody be embarrassed…
(Whistling)
M. Bouffant said,
January 15, 2009 at 5:31
No, no. My fetishistic compulsion to read virtually everything before setting fingers to keys, while wasting much of my life, has saved me (actually, an electronic pseudonym that cannot possibly be harmed or embarrassed) a ton of unspeakable embarrassment.
M. Bouffant said,
January 15, 2009 at 5:37
But just to distract us from WM’s obvious embarrassment: Fresh from the shit bakery, less than an hour old!
Gary Ruppert said,
January 15, 2009 at 5:45
The fact is, You liberals can’t stand the fact that smart people Like Hindraker, Joe the Plummer and others are calling you out on your left wing bias and USA hate. They know as do I that Obama/Osama is going to turn USA over to the caliphate as his first act and tax everyone who isn’t gay or black 100%.
M. Bouffant said,
January 15, 2009 at 5:50
Uh, don’t they have to get that “caliphate” set up before they can turn anything over to it?
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 5:51
Fine with me.
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 5:51
We’re gonna get you first, Gary!
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:02
Gary needs to watch PJ’s link. Really, I think he’d like it, a lot.
Froley said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:07
From the piece M. Bouffant linked to:
Is there an analogue to Clarke’s Third Law that states that any sufficiently idiotic wingnut commentary is indistinguishable from a Sadly,No! parody troll?
mikey said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:09
Dover Sole my ass.
Here’s the news, kids.
Stick with Tillapia or Catfish…
mikey
M. Bouffant said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:17
It’s pretty much beyond parody. (Is that Peak Wing-nut? When none of the “information” escaping the Inane Event Horizon can be determined to be actual horse-shit or parodic horse-shit?)
And that Klavan fuck-wad has books.
On shelves.
In bookstores.
For sale.
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:22
Holy Moley!
From M. Bouffant’s link to Andrew Klavan:
They’re lying. The left has to lie for the simple reason that they’re wrong and we’re right, their policies don’t work and ours do.
The last 8 years didn’t happen, or else they were a wingnut triumph?
Or was it that Republican majorities in the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, not to mention poor Preznit W (who was probably a lib anyway) were defeated by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson?
islmfaoscist said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:30
I read where a philosopher once dreamed he was a butterfly…
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:30
Never mind, Andrew Klavan answered the kweschun in his own article.
When people shame themselves that badly, they don’t admit it in a hurry. They savage their critics instead and continue their own shameful practices as a kind of defiant denial–anything rather than look in the mirror and confront what they’ve turned themselves into.
This has to be the best example of wingnut projection, ever.
noen said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:37
Best comment there yet:
“You can’t have freedom without a moral framework. Religion IS freedom.
What you didn’t see the movie TRON?”
Nancy Pelosi™³²®© said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:44
This one was pretty good:
M. Bouffant said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:52
Well, it couldn’t have been the wing-nuts, could it? I mean …
Maybe it could. This guy, also funny but not as anxious to murder as Klavan, can’t bring himself to mention any GOP pols after Reagan besides sweet Sarah (Who is no Reagan!). Pretty soon they’ll be convincing themselves that the prexys since ‘89 have been Dukakis, Clinton & one term of poor [NAME REDACTED] who had to deal w/ all the wars that Clinton started while he was getting blown on PBS.
Me said,
January 15, 2009 at 6:56
This has to be the best example of wingnut projection, ever.
As their projection gets more intense, so shall their fury. I hope everyone’s enjoying this particular moment in history, because it’s not likely to be repeated any time soon. Well, until the next election anyway.
the_millionaire_lebowski said,
January 15, 2009 at 8:37
Shorter Tom Purcell:
Here’s a filler column mostly lifted from a handwriting analyst.
—
Jesus, I hate this guy. His website bills him as a “humor columnist,” for some reason. He must syndicate for free, because my local free daily rag runs him all the time.
kiki said,
January 15, 2009 at 12:27
I don’t drink coffee, but if I did I’d have spat it out over ‘mind-warriors’.
‘My mom says I’m not a wuss, I’m a mind-warrior!’
lobbey said,
January 15, 2009 at 14:46
Ahh, Pammycakes. Looks like she’s basking in her SPREAD of VICTORY over LGF, badoodle-boo-yeah and all.
Bit late to this, buts its like 2 old drunks fighting over the last bottle of Buckfast (at 4am at Glasgow Cross).
Tom said,
January 15, 2009 at 19:39
They know as do I that Obama/Osama is going to turn USA over to the caliphate as his first act and tax everyone who isn’t gay or black 100%.
Well, if there’s a tax break involved I might be willing to turn gay. Just wondering, though, how is he getting this through Congress with Larry Craig gone?
Smut Clyde said,
January 15, 2009 at 21:30
fighting over the last bottle of Buckfast
Thanks to this blog, and Flying Rodent’s, I am now aware of the existence of Buckfast and its place in Scottish culture.
“In recent times, Buckfast has achieved a surprising level of popularity within working class and bohemian communities in certain parts of Scotland, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland… Aside from ‘Buckie’, other nicknames include ‘tonic’, ‘commotion lotion’ and ‘wreck-the-hoose juice’.”
Thank you, Intertubes, for occupying more of my brain with irrelevant information!
Righteous Bubba said,
January 15, 2009 at 21:33
I don’t dislike the drugs, the drugs dislike me.
Smut Clyde said,
January 15, 2009 at 21:53
Ingredients…
Caffeine (37.5mg/100ml)
Just thinking about it makes me criminal, disordered and socially deprived.
Jelperman said,
January 18, 2009 at 8:32
I think it’s funny that assrocket would whine about British Muslims at a rally overseas when we have a mob of bigots cheering on Israel’s atrocities in Gaza.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQJOX4sUq30
It was little more than a Klan rally without the white hoods and quaint rustic charm. Max Blumenthal interviewed some of these creeps (a number of whom talked openly about exterminating ALL Palestinians) and it was pretty shocking -and I’m not easily shocked.