Comments on: Ponzi Schemes: A Look At The Bright Side

By: Jim McAnally

Jim McAnally — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:36:24 +0000

NIce to see a search of my name brings up adults tittering like kiddies.

By: Bina

Bina — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:23:07 +0000

One of these days I intend to get a t-shirt that says COMMITTED NULLIPARA in big sparkly letters, especially since half of the natalist contingent thinks I ought to be committed (as in, involuntarily), and the other half thinks I’ll change my mind. (I’m thirty-frickin’ four. In another decade or so, I could be going through menopause. And damn glad to see it I’ll be, too.)

Word. I had my tubes tied without waiting to “change my mind” first. That was five years ago. Still haven’t changed a thing. And I doubt very much I’ll ever meet the guy who can do it, either. Much less one who looks like this Cheeto-eater.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:18:49 +0000

Canadian wingnut hater SUZANNE is on about this topic too. Go mock her.

done.

By: Luna

Luna — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:55:47 +0000

Oh. My. God. If these assberets take the term “emergent Christianity” and corrupt it too, this Christian is going to be goddamned good and pissed off.

Here’s a link that does it some sort of justice: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emerging_church

Oh, and for what it’s worth (which is seriously not much), Canadian wingnut hater SUZANNE is on about this topic too. Go mock her.

By: Interrobang

Interrobang — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:35:19 +0000

Boy, guys like him are suuuuure afraid that women everywhere will stop having guys like his' babies. For my part, I'd say not having babies with guys like him is a really fucking excellent idea and more people should do it. On the other hand, I also think not having babies ~~with guys like him~~ is a really fucking excellent idea and more people should do it, so I may be just a titch biased. One of these days I intend to get a t-shirt that says COMMITTED NULLIPARA in big sparkly letters, especially since half of the natalist contingent thinks I ought to be committed (as in, involuntarily), and the other half thinks I'll change my mind. (I'm thirty-frickin' four. In another decade or so, I could be going through menopause. And damn glad to see it I'll be, too.)

By: Bina

Bina — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:15:04 +0000

Looking at his picture, I can see why he’s got such a raging hate-on for PP…

HE AIN’T GETTIN’ ANY.

By: protected static

protected static — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:39:57 +0000

@justme:

Four lanes, no waiting?

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘gutter ball’…

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:17:23 +0000

i hope no one interpreted my comment as a complaint about “ass-helmet.” i totally approve of all permutations of “ass +[headwear].”

By all means head over to Dies irae, Pt. II and enjoy more.

By: sarah

sarah — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:10:53 +0000

Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

January 13, 2009 at 22:12

Also, back on topic. Ass-beanie? Is that a comment about all the complaints over ass-helmet? Well, I think you may have opened an ass-can of ass-worms…

Ass-Fedora
Ass-Sombrero
Ass-Mitre
Yarmulk-Ass
Wide Brimmed Buttocks

i hope no one interpreted my comment as a complaint about “ass-helmet.” i totally approve of all permutations of “ass +[headwear].”

thank you for this opportunity to clarify my stance.

and +1 on not calling lame dudes mikey. because there is already a mikey who is not lame, and, like highlander, there can be only one.

By: Smapdi

Smapdi — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:47:49 +0000

In rural areas where Planned Parenthood operates they are the primary source for ladies health services. Planned Parenthood saves the lives of thousands of backwoods wingnuts every year. I guess the wingers cant grasp that many of their supporters are without health care and female.

Fuck these people.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:05:49 +0000

Can we not call this cheesehead “Mikey”?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:59:40 +0000

Mike Laprarie and Tony Cox -- separated at birth?

By: hank

hank — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:31:00 +0000

Face mullet, prison pussy… I have always considered those things to be a manifestation of heretofore-undocumented, male vagina-envy.

I’ll say just say, “Hubba-hubba!” and leave it there!

By: another jim

another jim — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:10:35 +0000

“Actually, there is a connection between the recession and Madoff–it helped to uncover him. As with all Ponzi schemes, it collapsed when he could no longer pay off the suckers.”

Quite right.

But I very much doubt the original article writer made that connection. Seems more like the thought process was: ‘Ungh. Bad money thing hurts. Me make ha-ha!”

By: another jim

another jim — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:08:02 +0000

“Or a deserter who’s stripped to his skivvies and is looking for a sufficiently unbloodied uniform from a corpse from the winning side of the battle?”

And can’t understand why the uniforms of the corpses around him won’t change color, even though he’s wishing really hard.

By: Lancelot Link

Lancelot Link — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:57:08 +0000

Around here we call that beard style the “poo poo dish”

By: justme

justme — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:20:30 +0000

I’m surprised no one’s suggested ass-bowler yet.

Four lanes, no waiting?

By: Gus

Gus — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:08:04 +0000

Hey, it’s not like he has to worry about birth control.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:00:45 +0000

Ass-trucker-hat would be an oxymoron, wouldn’t it?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:57:50 +0000

And then what would all the Japanese people eat?
The National Diet of Japan belongs in the previous thread.