Comments on: Dies irae

By: Bina

Bina — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:30:48 +0000

“I’m not a person that runs from things, but when it’s a missile, you run.”

Please, Mr. Worthlessfucker…next time you see a missile coming straight for you, be a super-duper macho man and DON’T RUN!

By: Manly Jesus

Manly Jesus — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:08:34 +0000

If someone smites you in the face, crush their balls with your foot!

By: Parrotlover77

Parrotlover77 — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:40:32 +0000

The “unload” comment simply cannot be repeated enough. Nothing says “I’m a peace-loving guy” like disproportionately kicking the ass of somebody who hits you. I’m trying to remember what the fella Jesus he loves so much would have to say about what you should do when somebody hits you. Man what was it? Turn the other knuckle to their jaw? No… Turn the other elbow to their eye socket? No… Turn the other foot to their face in a round-house kick? No… Turn the other waterboard and dunk them? No… Man… What was it???

By: EnfantTerrible

EnfantTerrible — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:28:23 +0000

Silent Library game show had me literally laughing out loud

Ah, the inner meaning of the quote “the beatings will continue until morale improves” is finally illuminated!

By: Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico

Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:15:54 +0000

I think arranging for that kind of punishment system in American education systems would probably do wonders for everybody.

By: chocolatepie

chocolatepie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:13:36 +0000

What, is that like the South Korean version of “Ow My Balls”?

Nope, it’s the Japanese version of “Say this tongue twister correctly or it will be Ow My Balls.” I think we need to have this sort of punishment system set up for some of our world leaders.

By: Chimera

Chimera — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:56:55 +0000

Oh the Humanity Dr. Squid, that Silent Library game show had me literally laughing out loud... for ninewhatever minutes. Yeah, I watched the whole thing; it's a riot! Premptive FYWP

By: watchdog

watchdog — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:36:49 +0000

“I’m in the bunker, I’m sitting there angry, outright furious, that I’m letting this terrorist dictate what I’m going to do because they’re firing missiles,” Wurzelbacher said. “It was fear at first, then outright anger, and then me wanting some kind of retribution. I’m not a person that runs from things, but when it’s a missile, you run.”

You should come out here to Baghdad, it’s been months now since any of us had to scramble and run to our concrete bunkers due to rocket or mortar fire, when one of our trailers took a direct hit (no casualties thankfully). Of course other parts of Iraq still get shelled regularly, and our siren goes off from time to time, but still Joe, I’m sure you’d feel safe here in Baghdad, didint Bush make it safe for people like you to vacation here (beware of flying shoes though).

By: gbear

gbear — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:27:35 +0000

PajamasTV = Roto-Reuters.

By: g

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:42:31 +0000

This guy is Gannon without the smarts and sex appeal.

By: bayville

bayville — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:49:38 +0000

Is this guy the dumb Gannon brother?

By: Arky

Arky — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:47:17 +0000

A prediction:

Once the chickenshits and pants wetters of PJTV realize they’d never dare get that close to things going boom and they see how all the ladies are listening wide-eyed to his tales of daring-do, they’ll ditch him.

By: Neon Ovenlight

Neon Ovenlight — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:45:06 +0000

How does this shitwad write or hold a microphone with his knuckles dragging behind him?

By: jim

jim — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:39:38 +0000

FYI, “a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest” was redacted to protect the defenders of rural idiom … & because my laptop was being an emo bitch.

By: jim

jim — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:38:04 +0000

I’m honestly torn – part of me agrees that the GOP needs to play “Find The Missing 40 IQ Points” … yet another part of me longs for the lollercoaster-ride that is sure to accompany their descent into the plight of a one-legged man in an ass-kiScoff if you must – but I bet Israel feels just peachy with Joltin’ Joe The Ersatz Plumber on their side now – I mean, heck, just look at what an awesome job he did for John McCain’s campaign!

When I see that pinkish dome of his shining in the sun, for some reason, it makes me think of this.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:49:51 +0000

Update: Via Ta-Nahesi-Coates, PJTV features Not-Joe the Not-Plumber bitching out a bunch of Israeli journalists on how they're making him the story and how 'they shouldn't ought to be making the Hamas, you know, and making the Israel look bad you know, ain't Israel got a right to defend itself, have you ever said that on the air???!!!' Dude just looks down and keeps writing and say, "I'm just a reporter," which prompts a big dismissive sniff from Talker, Texas Plumbass.

By: honus

honus — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:25:45 +0000

Pajamas media has just demonstrated how callous and shallow they are by sending a totally unqualified quasi-celebrity into a seriously tragic and dangerous situation. They really can’t care about what they tout as a fundamental struggle over the fate of humanity when they turn it into a third rate rate reality show by dispatching such a clearly inadequate correspondent solely for the entertainment value, and to profit from the very real suffering of the combatants and civilians. Remind them of that the next time they accuse liberals of being callow or unserious.

By: shaun

shaun — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:58:22 +0000

“War is hell.”

“Waaah, they’re firing home made rockets at me!!!”

By: g

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:52:04 +0000

“when someone hits me, I’m going to unload on the boy.”

Love this – there will be many Israeli Hebrew speakers scratching their heads trying to figure out what this American idiom means…

By: Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:51:06 +0000

Once the reach the point where all their time is spent finding lice and looking for sticks that are already pointed, they will cease to be an organized force.

They’ll disappear when the big-money backers realize it’s better to prop up the useful fools on the Democratic side instead, I reckon.