necklaces for lushes
Now that Debbie Schlußelscheißen has made an appearance at Big Andy Breitbart’s Big Hollywood Big Website, I think we can officially declare Big Hollywood as the most wingnutterific website ever.* Debbie’s contribution to Big Hollywood’s war on Hollywood liberals is a post that proves that Marvel Comics has been infiltrated by Mooslims. Her evidence? Barack Obama makes an appearance in a Spiderman comic book. No, seriously:
Once, comic books were against Nazis and Hitler and were very up front in supporting America’s fight against them. But those days are over.
Now the comic books are against America and for the Nazis.
Both DC and Marvel Comics long ago embraced left-wing politics, and when it came to the war on terror, they were for the most part silent. Fighting “global warming” … was far more important …
You may have missed the lecture in your American History class where it was revealed that Hitler’s desire for world domination was motivated chiefly by his desire to end global warming.
Now, though, comic books are back to supporting the President, since he embodies their far-left ideology.
Making money has nothing to do with it. All comic book publishers are secretly funded by George Soros.
Yup, Spider-Man is in the tank for Obama. … In a special issue, “Amazing Spider-Man #583,” out on Jan. 14th, the President-Elect Obama and Spidey are shown doing the fist-bump (wanna know what I think about the fist-bump?)
I can’t possibly imagine what Schlußelscheißen thinks of the fist-bump but, if I were to hazard a wild guess, I bet she thinks the fist bump is Arabic Sign Language for “Hey, Omar, let’s decapitate a bunch of Christians and Jews and then go establish a caliphate in America!”
I’m just wondering: When Obama goes to share some baklava with his new friend Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or his buds in HAMAS, will we see Spidey cheering that on, too?
Actually Spidey will help Obama and Ahmadinejad push the button launching a nuclear missile strike on the United States, and he will then immediately fly off to intercept and destroy the anti-ballistic missiles shot by the Red State Strike Force to save America from destruction.
Boy, I long for the days of Superman, Sgt. Fury, and other comic book superheroes fighting the Nazis . . . not sitting down to talk and eat wienerschnitzel with them or praising Presidents who want to do just that.
Speaking of eating wienerschnitzel, do you think little Ms. Schlußelscheißen has been … no, I better not say that or I’ll just get in trouble all over again.
*Big Andy’s Big Hollywood pretty much concedes its over-the-top wingnuttery and its resultant aptness for derision by attempting to prevent readers from selecting and copying the text of its blog posts. Apparently, the crack coders behind the site figured that we here at Sadly, No! couldn’t figure out how to copy the text directly from the source code of the page and would therefore would refrain from mocking the site. Well, don’t fuck with us, fellas, this ain’t our first time at the HTML rodeo.
UPDATE: Actually, readers using IE can select text, but those like me using Firefox 3.1 Beta can’t select text at the site. Perhaps the coders figured that lefties are more likely to use communist-inspired open source browsers like Firefox while patriotic conservatives do their bit for the country by using a corporate-developed browser like IE.