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lolz prt II
Thanks to bjkeefe for sending us this awesome graphic:
I think the Red State Strike Force will be providing us with a lotta lolz throughout 2009 and beyond*.
*Until, that is, they get tired of being laughed at and come up with some other new “revolutionary” blogging idea that will make them the most powerful people on the Internets evar.
Jacob Singer said,
January 8, 2009 at 17:42
Perfection.
Gary Ruppert said,
January 8, 2009 at 17:47
The fact is, you liberals are just like Hitler. Banning free speech, things you don’t like, and shouting hate for conservative and traditional ideas. America is a conservative, God fearing nation, ocastal eleites and election shenigans and liberal media bias aside.
Legalize said,
January 8, 2009 at 17:51
I am look forward to the new record by Ocastal Eleites. Their new single “Election Shenigans” is the tits.
I win the thread right?
Matt said,
January 8, 2009 at 17:57
Not a bad Ruppert, but you did kind of back-load the spelling errors.
Dr. Squid said,
January 8, 2009 at 17:58
Because the coffee mugs were such a big hit.
Next, the RedState 20-sided dice!
Jacob Singer said,
January 8, 2009 at 18:02
RedState Trapper Keeper!
OneMan said,
January 8, 2009 at 18:09
I’m holding out for the RedState Polo shirt.
actor212 said,
January 8, 2009 at 18:14
Oh man, that is a thing of beauty.
actor212 said,
January 8, 2009 at 18:14
shenigans
Like Bennigans, only Jewish.
rick said,
January 8, 2009 at 18:25
Wonderful.
Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico said,
January 8, 2009 at 18:32
Like Bennigans, only Jewish.
“I swear to G-d, I’ll collectively punish the next one of you that says Shenigans!”
Loneoak said,
January 8, 2009 at 18:42
Oh, I’m sure they’ll be offering a RedState Strike Force padded jockstrap soon.
Neue Internetpräsenz said,
January 8, 2009 at 18:53
“Do you find yourself in unfamiliar surroundings, far from home? Utilize the Red State Strike Force survival kit: 12 bags of Funyuns, 3 plus-sized adult diapers, an English-Arabic phrase book, a miniature Bible, and 10 prophylactics in impossible-to-open wrappings. Say, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with this!”
Legalize said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:03
Please, don’t get them thinking Dr. Strangelove is an affirmation of their idiocy. I don’t know if I can take them claiming that it’s a “conservative movie.”
Rightwingsnarkle said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:07
Oh, yeah. Bumpy ride ahead.
A slight digression, if I may.
I’ve been tracking some wingnut pearls of widsom/non-sequitors, and offer you the following from Bugs Bunny’s Evil Twin:
Brilliant.
Brad said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:09
And, the Bush name is the past. At least for a couple of election cycles.
Jesus H. Christ, these guys are stupid. After Carter, Mondale and Dukakis went down in flames, you didn’t see the Dems praying that their relatives would run for national office. Gad, I hope these guys keep this stuff up.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:12
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
Through redoubled Reagan worship and a wish for things to be like they were in fictionalized portrayals of the 1950s.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:13
Oh, and the trike picture is truly brilliant.
Comrade Rutherford said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:16
“It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past. And, the Bush name is the past. At least for a couple of election cycles.” Say, 2012 when we crown Jeb Bush President For Life.
We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Comrade Rutherford said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:17
“fictionalized portrayals of the 1950s.”
Let’s not forget that the corporate tax reate in the late 1950s was 35% and the income tax rate for the wealthiest Americans was 90%. I say we should go back to that!
t4toby said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:19
Bravo!
That is some seriously high-grade lulz.
tigrismus said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:23
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
Can they still stand athwart history, yelling “Stop,” or will they have to yell something else now?
Ripley said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:24
Chest Beefslab reporting for doody!
err… you know…
actor212 said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:34
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
It’s time. It’s time to go forward…INTO THE PAST!
actor212 said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:35
Chest Beefslab reporting for doody!
Throw a “y” at the end of Chest and you have a pretty decent porn name.
You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:37
> Oh, I’m sure they’ll be offering a RedState Strike Force padded jockstrap soon.
With *fabulous* pictures of Larry Craig plastered all over it.
Legalize said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:39
“With *fabulous* pictures of Larry Craig plastered all over it.”
Don’t be silly. The Larry Craig images only show up when the jockstrap gets warm.
Ew.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:50
the corporate tax reate in the late 1950s was 35% and the income tax rate for the wealthiest Americans was 90%. I say we should go back to that!
That was part of the real 1950s, and I agree that that part of them is worthy of emulation. Much of the rest of those times I could do without.
I think the wingnut theory goes that the 1950s were great because women were property, being gay was illegal and so were abortions, non-white people Knew Their Place, and water was unfluoridated. About the taxes, I imagine they either don’t know about that, deny it, or claim that if they’d been the current 15% / 35% things would have been even more betterer.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 8, 2009 at 19:58
Wow, for once, I can legitimately say (in teh kidz’ parlance):
LOL
I totally want to see the “Red State Army” in their full kabuki makeup.
Mr. Wonderful said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:12
“No no NO! We said ’square DEAL.’ Not ’square WHEEL.’”
jim said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:13
lt’s lulzolicious!
Arakasi said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:21
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
Hey, if this means that we never have to hear Reagan’s name again, I’m all for it
Principal Blackman said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:26
Today’s Big Hollywood update: Debbie Schlussel hates comic books for including Obama.
I’m just wondering: When Obama goes to share some baklava with his new friend Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or his buds in HAMAS, will we see Spidey cheering that on, too, and, again, tell America’s comic book readers we’re in “capable hands”?
Boy, I long for the days of Superman, Sgt. Fury, and other comic book superheroes fighting the Nazis . . . not sitting down to talk and eat wienerschnitzel with them or praising Presidents who want to do just that.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:30
Hey, if this means that we never have to hear Reagan’s name again, I’m all for it
Sadly, it just means that they’re going into denial about their recent electoral losses and are warming up another round of full-bore screeching to try to win the next one.
Michael G. said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:40
“Can they still stand athwart history, yelling “Stop,” or will they have to yell something else now?”
Yes, now when athwart history, they yell “Wolverines!”
Also, that RSSF patch would look nice offset by a brown shirt…
Principal Blackman said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:45
now when athwart history, they yell “Wolverines!”
Now that’s good comedy!
thomas said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:50
Sure, the kid has red hair, but he’s not fat enough.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:55
Wolverines jokes never get old, do they?
Scott said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:56
The only way Debbie Schlussel will ever get to meet superheroes will be if the “X-Men” comics ever need someone to stand in for the Blob.
Scott said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:56
Or maybe for Unus the Untouchable.
strangthing said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:57
How is it possible that Sadly No hasn’t picked up on the Ed Hale / Bigfoot story?
http://www.metafilter.com/78015/The-ObamaBigfoot-Connection
On The Island of Misfit Toys, The Goddamn Batman Is King said,
January 8, 2009 at 20:58
Anschlussel is just mad that Spidey and I beat her up that one time (along with the Riddler and Paste-Pot Pete) when we had that cross-continuity adventure, plus we laughed at her black leather SS uniform that no longer fit her, but she was trying to work it anyway and it split right up the, ah, gusset. Hello Kitty underwear, who knew? Laughed loud and hearty, good times, baby.
Andyjunction said,
January 8, 2009 at 21:01
In the tradition of the military that Red State logo, with the white over the red, means they prefer surrender over death. How fitting.
actor212 said,
January 8, 2009 at 21:06
Boy, I long for the days of Superman, Sgt. Fury, and other comic book superheroes fighting the Nazis
Wow. Schlussel is fucking OLD!
Garrigus Carraig said,
January 8, 2009 at 21:15
[Insert Polish flag joke here.]
John D. said,
January 8, 2009 at 21:26
Schlussel is obviously still smarting over the treatment received by her imaginary comic book boyfriend, “the Unrepentant Pig-Fucker”, a little-known Incredible Hulk villain created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in the late 60’s. Who can forget the immortal dialogue: “Hulk [i]SMASH[/i] puny Pig-Fucker!!!”?
Some Guy said,
January 8, 2009 at 21:43
Anyone else think that RS:SF shield logo really looks more like something the RCMP would use? RCMP from Saskatchewan?
Legalize said,
January 8, 2009 at 21:44
“Wolverines jokes never get old, do they?”
Totally, like when App. State beat them in the Big House, and that time Chris Webber called a time out … BUT HE DIDN’T HAVE ONE!!!!
What?
Matt said,
January 8, 2009 at 21:55
Or maybe for Unus the Untouchable
By far the worst villain name ever. Really. Was there ever a time when that wasn’t funny?
Candy said,
January 8, 2009 at 22:04
ocastal eleites
Personally, Gary, I prefer Ocasek eleites.
Malignant Bouffant said,
January 8, 2009 at 22:25
Speaking if great villain names, several points to The GD Batman for the shout-out to Paste-Pot Pete! (A villain name so stupid it was changed to “The Trapster,” IIRC.) Also, Sg’t. Fury & His Howling Homos didn’t fight the Nazis until the sixties, so Debbie can’t be much older than I am!! (Ancient!)
And that Hig Bollywood is truly the proverbial & often imagined Black Hole of Rabid Weasel Stupidity, sucking them in like something that really sucks. Is there a B-List or below blogger who hasn’t appeared there? Not to mention the once C-list actors & their egos.
Whoooo!!
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 8, 2009 at 22:38
How is it possible that Sadly No hasn’t picked up on the Ed Hale / Bigfoot story?
I know I’ve brought it up before, but I just have to bring up the Obama-Bat Boy connection again:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/politics/election-08/obatma/
I’m the Big Bad Bald Bastard and I approve this message.
Jonah Goldberg said,
January 8, 2009 at 22:50
Did someone say Funyuns? I want some!
Another kiwi said,
January 8, 2009 at 22:56
Square wheeled trike wins the intertubze.
I get the feeling that they will be similar to the suicide rescue squad from “The Life of Brian” here
interloper said,
January 8, 2009 at 22:56
What has to be entirely unintentional (but super hilarious) is the inclusion of the NATO symbol on their silly little Shield…
http://www.theodora.com/flags/new14/nato_flag.jpg
Cheese eating surrender monkeys from the chocolate making countries belong to it and you all know how they just can’t wait to surrender to Iran..
Legalize said,
January 8, 2009 at 22:59
Remember the old days when cartoons used to brutally make fun of blacks, asians and American indians by subjecting to them to seriously offensive indignities and parodies? I miss that. :(
Legalize said,
January 8, 2009 at 23:01
Shit, wrong thread!
Mentis Fugit said,
January 8, 2009 at 23:03
Not in the same league, but…
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 8, 2009 at 23:04
It works pretty much anywhere wingnuts are being discussed, Legalize.
Mentis Fugit said,
January 8, 2009 at 23:06
That’s what I thought, so I made this.
(Knowing WP, my other posting of that link will show up eventually, but oh well.)
Athenawise said,
January 8, 2009 at 23:17
Good God Almighty, I love you guys.
Nylund said,
January 9, 2009 at 0:16
This is much better than my plan to simply photoshop the RS into a BS.
Candy said,
January 9, 2009 at 0:31
I was Gazoogling about, trying to find something really disgusting in the nature of right wing comics or slash fic to make Deb jump for joy, and I found this:
LIberality for All from 2005. (You really have to see the proposed cover art at the link, although as it may cause serious eye injury I recommend looking at it obliquely.)
I wasn’t around the blogosphere in 2005 and never saw this abomination before. Some of youse guys may already know of it.
Candy said,
January 9, 2009 at 0:32
shit, wrong thread. Aaargh!
Just Alison said,
January 9, 2009 at 1:07
I love that. Trike Force. Ahahahaha.
Nylund, I’ve possibly been under a misapprehension here: is it only in Australia that RS stands for rat-shit?
Oh, and Big Bad Bald Bastard – don’t knock the kabuki, man. That’s serious art!
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 9, 2009 at 1:52
Oh, and Big Bad Bald Bastard – don’t knock the kabuki, man. That’s serious art!
Now, Just Alison, it’s not the kabuki that’s the issue, it’s the makeup
kc said,
January 9, 2009 at 1:57
That graphic is GENIUS. I bow to its creator.
Another kiwi said,
January 9, 2009 at 2:18
RS has a rodent excretion connection in Kiwiland as well. Not all that common nowadays though due to desensitization caused by our politicians
Righteous Bubba said,
January 9, 2009 at 2:22
RS is a new one to me.
You got fuckin’ the dog down there? That one’s handy.
Sean said,
January 9, 2009 at 2:25
Can they still stand athwart history, yelling “Stop,” or will they have to yell something else now?
“Ow, my bottom!”
Lesley said,
January 9, 2009 at 4:33
The graphic couldn’t be more perfect! Bravo.
Another Kiwi said,
January 9, 2009 at 4:33
We don’t have the fornication with the dog saying as far AIK. Are you aware of theuse of “root” as a synonym for fcuk ? in case you aren’t
Basharov said,
January 9, 2009 at 4:42
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
Hmm, something about this sounds familiar. Aha!
“Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.”
–The Great Criswell, “Plan 9 from Outer Space”
Profound.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 9, 2009 at 7:14
I’ve heard of root but it’s an exotic item. Seems natural enough though. Soon you’ll be able to root the building blocks of reality.
Another Kiwi said,
January 9, 2009 at 8:59
As in “this experimented is rooted. Let’s get drunk”
Strangefate said,
January 9, 2009 at 9:18
A thing of beauty.
rdww said,
January 13, 2009 at 18:51
“The new Obama administration today announced its plan to bail out the endangered American tricycle industry by unveiling a new 2009 model, designed by his incoming Transportation department and unemployed UAW workers.”