Comments on: Ask A Sociopath Vice-President

By: Steerpike

Steerpike — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:51:04 +0000

I clicked over to the Wiki link, Atheist, and while I didn’t read every bit of it, I skimmed it over, and did a text search for “Atheist” and “Atheism”, with no matches. Unless I missed something, or unless your definition of atheist somehow equals socialist, you’re going to have to do better to convince me

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:04:20 +0000

How did you survive your fall down the shaft and escape the station before Wedge and Lando commenced their attack on the Death Star’s main reactor?

That is funny. I can’t stop chuckling at that one.

By: atheist

atheist — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:51:40 +0000

There are no atheists in foxholes? Bullshit. Atheists make fine soldiers. What they don’t make is good suicide bombers.

Wrong. Modern suicide bombing was practically invented by a bunch of godless socialists in Sri Lanka.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:27:29 +0000

My audience of you is sufficient! ;-)

Check and mate.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:19:53 +0000

“Salt of the gol-darned earth.”
Ploughed into the soil to destroy its fertility.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:32:23 +0000

The only real actors are the ones what show up down at the matinee, boy golly.

Yea, dat Bugs Bunny, Ah tell you, Ah cain’t unnerstand wah he nebber won no Ocsar!

By: N.C.

N.C. — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:17:52 +0000

Plays and musicals are for libofascist pussosexual miscegenators!! The only real actors are the ones what show up down at the matinee, boy golly.

By: Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico

Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:13:03 +0000

Bit of a softball for Mr. Cheney, just to get him comfortable.

“What was it like consuming Burgess Meredith’s life essence? Do you resent that you don’t have a monocle and purple tophat yet?”

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:53:53 +0000

What’s an “IMDB”? It sounds like a form of herpes.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:34:29 +0000

The part where it was predicted by one of them foofy French frog fucks, right?

Goddamned lawyer tricks…

By: Erick the Dim

Erick the Dim — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:29:40 +0000

“Can I use kneepads, or do you find it impossible to climax unless you know your ‘partner’ is suffering at least some mild discomfort?”

By: Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico

Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:18:26 +0000

In the Nostradamus quatrain “Babies ate and burned, Wittling wisdom shot, Shiny dark lord, dumber than Quaile”, which part do you think absolves you at the Hague?

The part where it was predicted by one of them foofy French frog fucks, right?

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:55:53 +0000

Does Halliburton really retain the plans for the Death Star? Do they keep them on DVD or on a flash drive?

Was your father really kept at Area 51 after he crash-landed in New Mexico?

In the Nostradamus quatrain “Babies ate and burned, Wittling wisdom shot, Shiny dark lord, dumber than Quaile”, which part do you think absolves you at the Hague?

By: Steerpike

Steerpike — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:19:02 +0000

The fact is, the blacks and gays have too many rights

Just out of curiosity, is there a number greater than zero that you would consider “just the right amount”?

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:03:13 +0000

The fact is, the blacks and gays have too many rights, and are getting special rights. We need to insure that the people who founded this country, white Christian males who are straight, are not descriminated against.

By: Colonel Richard Hindrance (Mrs)

Colonel Richard Hindrance (Mrs) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:14:19 +0000

“Salt of the gol-darned earth.”

Yep. Hard, square, and bad for your health.

By: purpleOnion

purpleOnion — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:36:11 +0000

It took over three-hundred years to end miscegenation in America.
Three-hundred long years. There must have been something wrong with me, because I wanted to have sex with every race, (didn’t get anywhere close to doing so,) before I married.

Number One slept with aliens.

I empathized.

By: justme

justme — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:30:12 +0000

the elephant getting with a dog

What would be the result of such a union?

Not much left of the dog, I don’t suppose.

By: purpleOnion

purpleOnion — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:58:25 +0000

There is such intensity of desire to get in line to suck Dick Cheney’s wanger over at redstate that it is a litte embarrassing to think of oneself as a fellow American.

By: ayl

ayl — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:27:55 +0000

“Naked men stacked in a pyramid… YOUR idea?”