Comments on: A Lesson In Civility

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:42:12 +0000

That’s almost beautiful in its turduckenhood, Gil.

By: Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:06:06 +0000

This is starting to approach tuckfarded duckfartery.

By: Mentis Fugit

Mentis Fugit — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:01:16 +0000

Oh no, now you wrote it!

…

Wait a minute, now I wrote it!

I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.’

By: OneMan

OneMan — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:54:04 +0000

Who says I’m dumb?

By: Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico

Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:21:06 +0000

Asshole has a google alert set up for “fucktarded fucktardery.”. Please don’t ever write that again. Thx!

Oh no, now you wrote it!

…

Wait a minute, now I wrote it!

Scream.

AAAAAAAGH!

Man, this just like the episode of F-Troop.

By: Terry C

Terry C — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:41:00 +0000

Conservatards excel at projection.

By: Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:48:18 +0000

Please don’t ever write that again. Thx!

Fair enough – it’s not a phrase I haul out often.

By: lawnguylander

lawnguylander — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:27:07 +0000

Then some fucktard will decide we need to develop weaponized guinea worms and a medical triumph will be overturned by illegal fucktarded fucktardery.

On cue 7 minutes later:

regoob said,

December 30, 2008 at 6:48

Asshole has a google alert set up for “fucktarded fucktardery.”. Please don’t ever write that again. Thx!

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:08:21 +0000

Can they help it if the cat’s got their tongue?

That certainly explains the “mock” noise.

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:37:13 +0000

Well, that’s how I describe the Indigo Girls.

Can they help it if the cat’s got their tongue?

By: stryx

stryx — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:24:51 +0000

OT: Could someone please explain why the fuck Gay Patriot got a nom for best LGBT blog? Is there some definition of “best” that includes “most deserving of constant mockery”?

Well, that’s how I describe the Indigo Girls.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:13:41 +0000

OT: Could someone please explain why the fuck Gay Patriot got a nom for best LGBT blog? Is there some definition of “best” that includes “most deserving of constant mockery”?

Must be. It would explain how my crappy blog won a finalist nom as well.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:08:56 +0000

Wow, this thread went whey off course!

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:53:15 +0000

MzNicky, I’d guess most any of us could beat Norm Coleman in a fucking race.

Well, I’m guessing if he can even get lil’ Norm up he’s half done, but if speed to completion is your goal, may I just say “UR DOIN IT WRONG.” I suggest he’d win a race, but we’d win a contest.

By: kiki

kiki — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:53:56 +0000

Shoe-who-who?

By: RyRy Cooter

RyRy Cooter — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:44:28 +0000

Arky,

You have got to be shitting me. *does Google search* You’re not shitting me. I’ll guess the same reason an anti-science blog like Climate Audit got into the final round for best science blog: conservative affirmative action.

By: Arky the Lumberjack

Arky the Lumberjack — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:33:21 +0000

OT: Could someone please explain why the fuck Gay Patriot got a nom for best LGBT blog? Is there some definition of “best” that includes “most deserving of constant mockery”?

By: OneMadClown

OneMadClown — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:06:21 +0000

Who-limpy?

By: Shoelimpy

Shoelimpy — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:30:48 +0000

Hey. Did you miss me?

I’m Shoelimpy, the Great One.

That’s right. SHOELIMPY.

By: RyRy Cooter

RyRy Cooter — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:25:25 +0000

Goddamn, are y’all trying to kill me with alcohol poisoning? I live in a house with a permanent drinking game in effect, and one of the universal rules is “drink for puns.” Reading through the string (of) cheese puns was like a heifer bottle of tequila. Ah, shit. *takes two more swigs*

Loneoak,

Mitchell is the hair produce that Levi uses.

He rubs veggies in his hair? That probably explains something. Not sure what, but something. (And damn you for beating me to the obvious joke about grandma. I never get the low-hanging produce. Damnit, again! *takes another swig*)