Comments on: Wingnut reasoning 101: The bald-assed, 180-degree projection trick http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Steve Beren http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33019 Steve Beren Sat, 06 Aug 2005 06:52:26 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33019 Regarding Piotr's post at 7:04 pm on August 1, that really is a picture of me. Any resemblance to Lenin is purely a coincidence. Steve Beren www.steveberen.com Regarding Piotr’s post at 7:04 pm on August 1, that really is a picture of me. Any resemblance to Lenin is purely a coincidence.

Steve Beren
http://www.steveberen.com

]]> By: Jim http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33018 Jim Sat, 06 Aug 2005 03:03:59 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33018 <i>Actually, Marie Jon' is kinda hot (I wrote MJ first, but that's such accepted shorthand fpr Michael Jackson that it looked really scary), and you know that when repressed prissy girls let go, there's nothing kinkier, so...</i>And *I* get mocked for wanting to give Judson Cox and The Virgin Ben the Best Blowjobs They'll Ever Get?!?!Crazy effing heterosexuals. Actually, Marie Jon’ is kinda hot (I wrote MJ first, but that’s such accepted shorthand fpr Michael Jackson that it looked really scary), and you know that when repressed prissy girls let go, there’s nothing kinkier, so…And *I* get mocked for wanting to give Judson Cox and The Virgin Ben the Best Blowjobs They’ll Ever Get?!?!Crazy effing heterosexuals.

]]> By: Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33017 Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste Wed, 03 Aug 2005 10:45:03 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33017 Where *is* Senator "Man on Dog" Santorum, when you need him? Where *is* Senator “Man on Dog” Santorum, when you need him?

]]> By: Oh, FTLOG http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33016 Oh, FTLOG Wed, 03 Aug 2005 02:51:18 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33016 So, Marie practices the rhythm method. Just when things are getting good, she goes and pulls Sadly Yes. (At least I <i>think</i> that's what she said.) Isn't she wonderful!? ENCORE! ENCORE!! BTW, have you used your Sadly Yes link lately? Now they have that oh, so scary "Files Deleted" prank on it. So, Marie practices the rhythm method. Just when things are getting good, she goes and pulls Sadly Yes. (At least I think that’s what she said.)

Isn’t she wonderful!? ENCORE! ENCORE!!

BTW, have you used your Sadly Yes link lately? Now they have that oh, so scary “Files Deleted” prank on it.

]]> By: mrgumby2u http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33015 mrgumby2u Wed, 03 Aug 2005 02:39:41 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33015 This always happens...I fall in love with some wingnut who looks like Daphne Zuniga, then Yosef decides he wants her and I'm left out in the cold. It's not right, I say. It's just not right. This always happens…I fall in love with some wingnut who looks like Daphne Zuniga, then Yosef decides he wants her and I’m left out in the cold. It’s not right, I say. It’s just not right.

]]> By: wha? http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33014 wha? Tue, 02 Aug 2005 22:41:28 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33014 I'm also madly, passionately in love with Marie Jon'; however, realize that Marie Jon' is just an abstraction. She doesn't really exist. She's a wingnut-bot diabolically designed by...well, someone...she's too perfect to exist in this world. She may be part of the whole assfull 'o secrets scheme in some way, or, as I posited earlier, a group of contracted website content-providers from India (I still think that explanation makes the most sense). Her real name is probably Vidyacharan Patel, and (s)he's one mistake away from being back on the AOL helpline, so please cut him/her some slack. If she is real, I'm leaving my wife. I’m also madly, passionately in love with Marie Jon’; however, realize that Marie Jon’ is just an abstraction. She doesn’t really exist.

She’s a wingnut-bot diabolically designed by…well, someone…she’s too perfect to exist in this world. She may be part of the whole assfull ‘o secrets scheme in some way, or, as I posited earlier, a group of contracted website content-providers from India (I still think that explanation makes the most sense). Her real name is probably Vidyacharan Patel, and (s)he’s one mistake away from being back on the AOL helpline, so please cut him/her some slack.

If she is real, I’m leaving my wife.

]]> By: Yosef http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33013 Yosef Tue, 02 Aug 2005 21:57:22 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33013 I think I'm in love with Marie Jon'. I'm going to give Judson Cox a call and get his mom's dating service to hook us up. I think I’m in love with Marie Jon’. I’m going to give Judson Cox a call and get his mom’s dating service to hook us up.

]]> By: wha? http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33012 wha? Tue, 02 Aug 2005 20:36:40 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33012 What does MARANATHA mean? What is a 'wired', abstract way? Who is making a departure from out Website link with Sadly, Yes, and what is an 'out Website link'? This could go on forever; in her comment above alone there must be at least 6-7 sentence-slaying mistakes. I tell you, this gal is not of this world. Or at least not a native english speaker. What does MARANATHA mean?
What is a ‘wired’, abstract way?
Who is making a departure from out Website link with Sadly, Yes, and what is an ‘out Website link’?

This could go on forever; in her comment above alone there must be at least 6-7 sentence-slaying mistakes. I tell you, this gal is not of this world. Or at least not a native english speaker.

]]> By: Gavin M. http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33011 Gavin M. Tue, 02 Aug 2005 12:43:57 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33011 What I think we're learning about Marie is that she'll say one thing one minute, and then something totally different another minute, with no awareness that people are supposed to have, you know, a <i>consistency</i> to their statements and actions. So yeah, she's liable to come back like nothing happened. Best troll EVAH!!1!!!111!!!!!!! What I think we’re learning about Marie is that she’ll say one thing one minute, and then something totally different another minute, with no awareness that people are supposed to have, you know, a consistency to their statements and actions.

So yeah, she’s liable to come back like nothing happened. Best troll EVAH!!1!!!111!!!!!!!

]]> By: Nabakov http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33010 Nabakov Tue, 02 Aug 2005 12:35:36 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33010 "The only thing you think you exposed was your own silliness." Um, I do not think that sentence means what she thinks it means. Hey, isn't this the second time MJ has said she'll have nothing more to do with you? What a flirt. I think she secretly likes having her pigtails pulled. In fact, what with the PP thong (?designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small?) advertised as something that you can ?? share a surprise message with someone special ?later.? and their ready ability to rustle up unsavoury photos and links, I?m starting to suspect PP may be a front for something else ? perhaps a Christian Porn and Adult Matchingmaking Network. ?We pray and we?ll get done.? “The only thing you think you exposed was your own silliness.”

Um, I do not think that sentence means what she thinks it means.

Hey, isn’t this the second time MJ has said she’ll have nothing more to do with you? What a flirt. I think she secretly likes having her pigtails pulled.

In fact, what with the PP thong (?designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small?) advertised as something that you can ?? share a surprise message with someone special ?later.? and their ready ability to rustle up unsavoury photos and links, I?m starting to suspect PP may be a front for something else ? perhaps a Christian Porn and Adult Matchingmaking Network.

?We pray and we?ll get done.?

]]> By: Gavin M. http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33009 Gavin M. Tue, 02 Aug 2005 12:25:46 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33009 It's also astounding how she could be caught totally, red-handed at plagiarizing a column, and could then yank the column from her site, and THEN turn around and be like, "The Conference office will be praying for you misguided assumptions. The only thing you think you exposed was your own silliness." No explanation, no reference to the demonstrable facts, just a total alternate reality created when the ordinary, real one got uncomfortable. It’s also astounding how she could be caught totally, red-handed at plagiarizing a column, and could then yank the column from her site, and THEN turn around and be like, “The Conference office will be praying for you misguided assumptions. The only thing you think you exposed was your own silliness.”

No explanation, no reference to the demonstrable facts, just a total alternate reality created when the ordinary, real one got uncomfortable.

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33008 Marq Tue, 02 Aug 2005 12:17:13 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33008 I don't suppose pointing Marie toward that recent study that shows praying for people, or at the weather, or for <i>anything, </i>really, has <i><b>absolutely NO effect whatsoever.</b></i> But then, facts and evidence tend not to effect people like her. *sigh* I don’t suppose pointing Marie toward that recent study that shows praying for people, or at the weather, or for anything, really, has absolutely NO effect whatsoever. But then, facts and evidence tend not to effect people like her. *sigh*

]]> By: Gavin M. http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33007 Gavin M. Tue, 02 Aug 2005 12:07:37 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33007 Well, as Yosef once said, "Q: What's the difference between a wingnut and a soccer ball? A: A soccer ball goes away when you kick it." We'll leave the light on for ya, M.J. Well, as Yosef once said, “Q: What’s the difference between a wingnut and a soccer ball? A: A soccer ball goes away when you kick it.”

We’ll leave the light on for ya, M.J.

]]> By: jexter http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33006 jexter Tue, 02 Aug 2005 11:42:42 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33006 <i>"Looks like Marie Jon' has pulled down the offending article."</i> Would that be the PeoplePolitical thong? <i>{bah dum! "G'night everybody! You've been great!)</i> “Looks like Marie Jon’ has pulled down the offending article.”

Would that be the PeoplePolitical thong?
{bah dum! “G’night everybody! You’ve been great!)

]]> By: Jillian http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33005 Jillian Tue, 02 Aug 2005 11:33:39 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33005 Oh, sweet baby Jesus with a bottle of Scotch.... Look: youR youR youR youR youR youR youR youR You = second person singular/plural pronoun. Your = second person POSSESSIVE pronoun. Please, lady, get it right before my poor noggin explodes. Immigrants don't mangle English as badly as you do. Oh, sweet baby Jesus with a bottle of Scotch….

Look:

youR youR youR youR youR youR youR youR

You = second person singular/plural pronoun.

Your = second person POSSESSIVE pronoun.

Please, lady, get it right before my poor noggin explodes. Immigrants don’t mangle English as badly as you do.

]]> By: Marie Jon' http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33004 Marie Jon' Tue, 02 Aug 2005 10:58:11 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33004 Thank you in some wired abstract way for paying so much attention to People Political of which I play a very small role. We have excellent writers. The Conference office will be praying for you misguided assumptions. The only thing you think you exposed was your own silliness. Sadly Yes has had enough time to do whatever! They also will make their departure from out Website link. People Political has work to do." What does darkness have to do with light." We are the LIGHT. Try to behave now, hear? MARANATHA Love In Him. Marie Thank you in some wired abstract way for paying so much attention to People Political of which I play a very small role. We have excellent writers.
The Conference office will be praying for you misguided assumptions. The only thing you think you exposed was your own silliness.
Sadly Yes has had enough time to do whatever! They also will make their departure from out Website link. People Political has work to do.” What does darkness have to do with light.” We are the LIGHT. Try to behave now, hear?
MARANATHA
Love In Him.
Marie

]]> By: Gavin M. http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33003 Gavin M. Tue, 02 Aug 2005 07:44:43 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33003 Well, there's sadly no thong. That's *almost* a Sadly, No! thong. Jeff Seb is in charge of Sadly-related program activities, but he gay-adopted a baby not long ago, and has been really busy. I'll ask about merch at our next all-staff gay tea dance -- I think he might have plans for some already. Well, there’s sadly no thong. That’s *almost* a Sadly, No! thong.

Jeff Seb is in charge of Sadly-related program activities, but he gay-adopted a baby not long ago, and has been really busy. I’ll ask about merch at our next all-staff gay tea dance — I think he might have plans for some already.

]]> By: Hemlock Echo http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33002 Hemlock Echo Tue, 02 Aug 2005 07:24:15 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33002 Haha... A Sadly, No! thong! It's like having a snarking chastity belt: "I brought you flowers, mowed the lawn, cleaned my beard trimmings out of the sink, and tattled to evangelicals about Marie Jon' - Am I gonna get any tonight?" *points to crotch, camera pans down: >* Haha… A Sadly, No! thong! It’s like having a snarking chastity belt:

“I brought you flowers, mowed the lawn, cleaned my beard trimmings out of the sink, and tattled to evangelicals about Marie Jon’ – Am I gonna get any tonight?”
*points to crotch, camera pans down: >*

]]> By: GregH http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33001 GregH Tue, 02 Aug 2005 06:16:30 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33001 I too accidentally saved screen captures of her editorials. Not sure why or how that happened but now if something terrible was to happen to either one of us Marie Jon''s genius will be perserved for posterity. Thank goodness! Jesus works in mysterious ways. Of course there's always Google cache too. PS, I DEMAND A "SADLY, NO!" THONG! - There is no spirit here in this thong other than sheer contempt for God and the USA! Just about sums her up right there, yessir. I too accidentally saved screen captures of her editorials. Not sure why or how that happened but now if something terrible was to happen to either one of us Marie Jon”s genius will be perserved for posterity. Thank goodness! Jesus works in mysterious ways. Of course there’s always Google cache too.

PS, I DEMAND A “SADLY, NO!” THONG! – There is no spirit here in this thong other than sheer contempt for God and the USA! Just about sums her up right there, yessir.

]]> By: jayinbmore http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1569.html#comment-33000 jayinbmore Tue, 02 Aug 2005 06:11:24 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001569.html#comment-33000 Is it just me, or does looking at Marie Jon's picture bring the phrase "Pick Flick!" to mind? Is it just me, or does looking at Marie Jon’s picture bring the phrase “Pick Flick!” to mind?

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