There is strong evidence that the Koran was ghostwritten by Bill Ayers. There was a nautical reference.

In Prager’s defense, who would be enthusiastic with him?

Or maybe they’re just racist/elitist pin-dicks.

How sad am I?
It took me ALL DAY to get the joke behind the title … after it was explained in the post. I’m not even drunk OR stoned, damnit.

Got Yuletide loot in the form of a new ‘puter – hot diggity dog – it’s sort of like having a baby, if babies were born in the midst of their Terrible Twos. Wee-hah! Which cyber-Pampers will I get to change next?

Between THIS bundle of joy & doing a 12-hour graveyard-shift on JC’s birthday, I’m so fuckin’ full of holiday cheer I may have a tinsel-related aneurysm.

So … all I’ve got to say is: ho ho HO!!11!1

On a not unrelated note, I was alarmed to hear the Parliament song in which they exhort the listener to “give [them] the funk”, further adding that they “want the funk”, “need the funk” and “gotta have that funk”. It seems to me that an organisation with such an adequate supply of funk as Parliament – indeed, it’s hard to imagine a more funk-endowed group – should not be selfishly demanding additional funk from its more funk-poor supporters, particularly in these funk-strapped times. It’s sadly typical of our times to see the super-funk-rich hypocritically advocating socialistic funk redistribution when it suits their own needs.

The Washington Times is reporting that the hot, hunky, headline-stealing, sizzling Barack Obama topless photo… oh, sorry. Got carried away there.

Anywho, they’re reporting that Brent Bozell spent hours examining that photo of Obama and came to the conclusion that it was staged.

Stay with me now, because the real story is this:

The Washington Times thinks that Former President Ronald Reagan, who was both a swimsuit model and a lifeguard in his younger days, was a veritable icon of presidential pulchritude.

Ahh, that song cracks me up.

At least I won’t abuse the cruise control.

it was those fucking pelicans, I tell ya.

vise peeper palin,
signing off

it ought to be vice peeper, though.

So, would the Krauthammer-produced SF flick be “Black to the Future” or “Barack to the Future”?

Perry Rocks…

mikey

Pages 73-83 or so, if memory serves.

Once you pull off the bandages you will begin to see our monetary system’s crumbling foundations.

After reading Prager’s offering, I’m convinced that he wrote that just so he’d be linked to by outraged feminist blogs. It’s just too obviously stupid and transparent. “Women must submit to their husbands in a biblical fashion!” Please. even the mouthbreathing Christianists aren’t that troglodytic.

We need to get some practical people in there, like plumbers.