Comments on: Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

By: heydave

heydave — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 13:10:05 +0000

I just humbly offer my servies as someone to hire who would do awful things. Prices upon request.

By: Bill S.

Bill S. — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 08:47:18 +0000

Does that mean you feel like you need a shower now, Jimbo? (It should.)

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 07:54:42 +0000

I think Kyle’s a mole. He’s far too reasonable to be a real Wingnut.

If he is a mole you must continue to attack and provide him cover. If not, you should lay off and try to turn him.

Jesus, I almost feel like Karl Rove now.

By: salvage

salvage — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 04:05:49 +0000

From his latest blog entry:

Ah, it looks like the president will be announcing his SCOTUS pick tonight. Is there really any hope that he’s going to nominate anyone but the pick of the parasitic GOP establishment? I mean, really, does anyone believe that, other than the people on Free Republic?

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

By: Yosef

Yosef — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 03:30:32 +0000

“I don’t think it found any steam to begin with.”

Welcome to my world.

By: Gail

Gail — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 03:06:44 +0000

You realize that if you humanize Ben, then some poor misguided liberal girl will end up wanting to sleep with him. She’ll think she’s saving the world, and plus, the fact that he writes books is HAWT. And that poor misguided liberal girl will end up having an satisfactory tumble in his dorm room, Ben will decide that he must love her, and his poor heart will be broken.

And then he’ll write another book about how the wimmins are very bad or something.

Hrm. I was going to say this comment ran out of steam, but I don’t think it found any steam to begin with.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 02:04:43 +0000

Truth is, Kyle does sound like someone who’d be on our side had he not been homeschooled and forced to look like a Romulan his whole life.

By: Dick Durata

Dick Durata — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 01:33:35 +0000

It’s perfectly normal for people to mellow out after a successful sex-change operation, even if it’s just tonsorial.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 01:14:00 +0000

Doug Giles’ is from his days as a pimp

In other words, yesterday.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 23:13:35 +0000

Since Adam Yoshida isn’t biting, maybe Kyle can be our wingnut mascot. …Our ‘mascot in an ascot.’

By: Vivek

Vivek — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 23:10:28 +0000

Yeah, and you know what else, sometimes Andrew Sullivan says things that are pretty well-thought out and introspective, so nobody should make fun of his stuff anymore either.

I don’t believe you, Yosef. There’s no way Andrew Sullivan has ever posted anything well thought out.

By: s.z.

s.z. — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 22:49:43 +0000

I’m just proud that Wo’C is the choice of 16-year-olds who write for WorldNetDaily. I think I will that in my masthead.

(And I do admire Kyle for putting up a new photo, femmy hair and all. I think Mike Adams is still using his junior high photo; Doug Giles’ is from his days as a pimp, I believe.}

By: Yosef

Yosef — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 22:35:10 +0000

I think there’s one thing we can say about this whole wingnut-kid thing: Seb saw the savagery of teenage wingnuts and prepared for war; Brad saw the savagery of the teenage wingnuts and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for the teenage wingnuts.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 21:50:41 +0000

Ah, don’t listen to Yosef, Seb- he’s a big meanie ;-)

By: salvage

salvage — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 21:37:12 +0000

Kyle is no longer a wingnut, he’s a conservative Christian, y’know the kind of guy you can disagree with but not think “What are you? Nuts? Nuke Mecca?” or that he’s going to leap at your throat screaming “Bush is god! Die unbeliever!!!”

Look through his recent stuff on WingNutDaily, I’m pretty sure they’re thinking about firing him.

By: Sadly, No!

Sadly, No! — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 21:19:45 +0000

Jesus H. I thought this was still S,N! Isn’t part of the whole point of this site to classlessly make fun of any- and everyone?

That is what it says on the mission statement at our corporate HQ. Well, looks like the kinder, gentler S,N! isn’t going over too well either.

If you need us, we’ll be at Kennedy High School in Little Rock going through the school newspaper.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 21:13:21 +0000

Yeah, and you know what else, sometimes Andrew Sullivan says things that are pretty well-thought out and introspective, so nobody should make fun of his stuff anymore either.

Jesus H. I thought this was still S,N! Isn’t part of the whole point of this site to classlessly make fun of any- and everyone? Seb, I say it’s time to start a search to find the youngest possible wingnut to knock off. Even if you have to start searching through high school newspapers!

By: chimpy

chimpy — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 16:49:37 +0000

just wait till he gets laid. the kid is gonna grow his hair long, start listening to the dead, and put a “mean people suck” bumper sticker on the chevy celeberty