Comments on: Intelligent Designer Handbags http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Doug http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-756178 Doug Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:51:24 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-756178 Hmm, I can look on the tag on my clothes and they'll tell me where they were manufactured. Can I look at the back of Liz's head and find out where she was made? No? Well, I guess we weren't intelligently designed. How do morons like Elizabeth Hasselback get good paying jobs on national television? Or is she on the show to play the role of court jester? Hmm, I can look on the tag on my clothes and they’ll tell me where they were manufactured. Can I look at the back of Liz’s head and find out where she was made? No? Well, I guess we weren’t intelligently designed.

How do morons like Elizabeth Hasselback get good paying jobs on national television? Or is she on the show to play the role of court jester?

]]> By: AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-756054 AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:43:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-756054 <strong>THANK YOU, ELIZABETH, FOR SUPPORTING <a href="http://tinyurl.com/VICEPRESIDENTSARAHPALIN" rel="nofollow">GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN</a> AND THANK YOU FOR LOVING AMERICA!!!!!!!</strong> THANK YOU, ELIZABETH, FOR SUPPORTING GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN AND THANK YOU FOR LOVING AMERICA!!!!!!!

]]> By: John Edward http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-756017 John Edward Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:05:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-756017 Darwin developed evolution because the geolgical record of his day did not support creation. Nothing has happened in science to upset the reality of an ancient Earth. I learned evolution in elementary school by reading Roy Chapman Andrews account of his exploration of the Gobi Desert by Model T caravan. I like the idea of my connection to all forms of life on Earth since my ancestors (mostly single cell organisms for the first few billion years through cordate worms to the the first mouse like insect eater). Through genetics I can now know how close my common ancestry is to any living creature. It does not bother me that I have 40% or so in common with fungus and 99%+ with chimps. It does however make me an environmentalist. Darwin developed evolution because the geolgical record of his day did not support creation. Nothing has happened in science to upset the reality of an ancient Earth. I learned evolution in elementary school by reading Roy Chapman Andrews account of his exploration of the Gobi Desert by Model T caravan. I like the idea of my connection to all forms of life on Earth since my ancestors (mostly single cell organisms for the first few billion years through cordate worms to the the first mouse like insect eater). Through genetics I can now know how close my common ancestry is to any living creature. It does not bother me that I have 40% or so in common with fungus and 99%+ with chimps. It does however make me an environmentalist.

]]> By: Begonia Buzzkill http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-755913 Begonia Buzzkill Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:30:54 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-755913 Who's the designer? Well for 2000 years they've been preaching it's a paranormal pedophile who impregnated a teen girl who gave birth in some manger. 'Lizbeth Hassleback, TV's token dumb blond is probably going to hell for buying gay designer's togs. Who’s the designer? Well for 2000 years they’ve been preaching it’s a paranormal pedophile who impregnated a teen girl who gave birth in some manger.

‘Lizbeth Hassleback, TV’s token dumb blond is probably going to hell for buying gay designer’s togs.

]]> By: kyle http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-749712 kyle Tue, 16 Dec 2008 06:41:00 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-749712 I like totally get it. I mean i totally see teh purty kitty and i'm all like, "aww... who made this beautiful beast. And why are you putting him in that box Mr. Scientist with that radioactive apparatus?... Wait. It might be dead? It's dead and alive?. WTF?" and then i totally open the box. and the cat is like not breathing. And Mr. Scientist says, "you're the one who killed him when you opened the box." And i'm all like, "nuh uhhhhh." Scientists are assholes and hence Darwin was like totally wrong. QED. I like totally get it.

I mean i totally see teh purty kitty and i’m all like, “aww… who made this beautiful beast. And why are you putting him in that box Mr. Scientist with that radioactive apparatus?… Wait. It might be dead? It’s dead and alive?. WTF?” and then i totally open the box. and the cat is like not breathing. And Mr. Scientist says, “you’re the one who killed him when you opened the box.” And i’m all like, “nuh uhhhhh.”

Scientists are assholes and hence Darwin was like totally wrong.

QED.

]]> By: sagra http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-749588 sagra Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:37:57 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-749588 Re the video: Oh, I get it now. Opinions really <i>are</i> like assholes. Re the video:

Oh, I get it now. Opinions really are like assholes.

]]> By: Cpl. Cam http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-749393 Cpl. Cam Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:45:55 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-749393 Not to say, of course, that a rainbow or, say, a waterfall could ever begin to approach the perfect beauty of a finely crafted Gucci handbag but I'm begining to wonder if this bitch ever goes anywhere besides the studio and the mall. I wonder what she thinks about when she sees a puddle of water? "My, there's a finely crafted hole, perfectly designed to hold just that amount of water..." Not to say, of course, that a rainbow or, say, a waterfall could ever begin to approach the perfect beauty of a finely crafted Gucci handbag but I’m begining to wonder if this bitch ever goes anywhere besides the studio and the mall.

I wonder what she thinks about when she sees a puddle of water? “My, there’s a finely crafted hole, perfectly designed to hold just that amount of water…”

]]> By: bago http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-749295 bago Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:28:07 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-749295 Oooooh! Burn! Oooooh! Burn!

]]> By: Moon Dragon http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-749101 Moon Dragon Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:54:16 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-749101 We all know that those responsible for the best designs in accessories are disinclined to engage in activities that have even the remotest possibility to result in procreation. Is she implying God is gay? We all know that those responsible for the best designs in accessories are disinclined to engage in activities that have even the remotest possibility to result in procreation.

Is she implying God is gay?

]]> By: bago http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-749071 bago Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:47:55 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-749071 You know, I would love to talk to god directly, but his agent is a bitch. Won't promise that he will show up, won't give headshots for promo work, and still wants 10% up front in advance. Don't even begin to ask about the gays and shrimp rider. You know, I would love to talk to god directly, but his agent is a bitch. Won’t promise that he will show up, won’t give headshots for promo work, and still wants 10% up front in advance. Don’t even begin to ask about the gays and shrimp rider.

]]> By: Andrew A. Gill, SLS http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-749013 Andrew A. Gill, SLS Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:43:19 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-749013 Dear Sadly, No! I would like to register a complaint! I was not warned of the possibility that this video might cause my thumbs to launch violently into my eyes. I am currently writing this via dictation, and my medical bills will be addressed to you. Dear Sadly, No!

I would like to register a complaint!

I was not warned of the possibility that this video might cause my thumbs to launch violently into my eyes.

I am currently writing this via dictation, and my medical bills will be addressed to you.

]]> By: Aaron http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-748973 Aaron Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:24:13 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-748973 Clearly Ms. Haselback is part of the Palin demographic. Clearly Ms. Haselback is part of the Palin demographic.

]]> By: pedestrian http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-748950 pedestrian Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:15:48 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-748950 Why do I picture Ms. Junior Palin here going hunting with a bunch of "real men" to prove her conservative creds? And encountering a to-die-for fur coat, pre declawing and defanging? And fumbling around for the "tag"? Why did my mind immediately run there? Why do I picture Ms. Junior Palin here going hunting with a bunch of “real men” to prove her conservative creds? And encountering a to-die-for fur coat, pre declawing and defanging? And fumbling around for the “tag”?

Why did my mind immediately run there?

]]> By: xoare http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-748921 xoare Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:56:03 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-748921 The correct answer is that rattlesnake and parasitic eye-worm are part of the unknowable Divine Plan. Or possibly punishment for tolerating homosexuals. The correct answer is that rattlesnake and parasitic eye-worm are part of the unknowable Divine Plan.

Or possibly punishment for tolerating homosexuals.

]]> By: honus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-748904 honus Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:57:15 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-748904 The rattlesnake is a device designed by the Creator of the Universe with needles for the injection of deadly poison at one end, and a noisemaker at the other end to warn when it is about to strike. When I consider the rattlesnake I wonder about the Creator of the Universe. Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions The rattlesnake is a device designed by the Creator of the Universe with needles for the injection of deadly poison at one end, and a noisemaker at the other end to warn when it is about to strike. When I consider the rattlesnake I wonder about the Creator of the Universe.
Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

]]> By: Lesley http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-748903 Lesley Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:53:08 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-748903 <i>“I tell them they ought occasionally to think less of beautiful things like</i> the cellulite that plagues their asses and thighs and the beach paparazzi snapping photos that show up on the National Enquirer's front page. “I tell them they ought occasionally to think less of beautiful things like

the cellulite that plagues their asses and thighs and the beach paparazzi snapping photos that show up on the National Enquirer’s front page.

]]> By: mikey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-748892 mikey Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:25:17 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-748892 Oh, yes indeed. To be in support of science, or knowledge, or empathy, or compassion, or just about anything other than tribal hatred and bigoted fear is to be excommunicated from the church of the right wing. Please let them only become more rabid... mikey Oh, yes indeed.

To be in support of science, or knowledge, or empathy, or compassion, or just about anything other than tribal hatred and bigoted fear is to be excommunicated from the church of the right wing.

Please let them only become more rabid…

mikey

]]> By: Principal Blackman http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-748884 Principal Blackman Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:03:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-748884 <i>The sad thing online is that Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs has made many enemies and also continues to post pro-evolution things on his blog, which just makes his winger enemies more rabidly anti-evolution. They’re calling him Darwin Johnson now.</i> I had no idea about this, but it's fuckin' funny. The sad thing online is that Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs has made many enemies and also continues to post pro-evolution things on his blog, which just makes his winger enemies more rabidly anti-evolution. They’re calling him Darwin Johnson now.

I had no idea about this, but it’s fuckin’ funny.

]]> By: mikey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-748880 mikey Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:45:44 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-748880 Why, yes. Yes. I believe you have described perfectly the sudden rise in the popularity of Kabala among wealthy southern california socialites... mikey Why, yes.

Yes.

I believe you have described perfectly the sudden rise in the popularity of Kabala among wealthy southern california socialites…

mikey

]]> By: Just Alison http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15168.html#comment-748874 Just Alison Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:26:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=15168#comment-748874 So, if god's a handbag designer, then there's fads and fashions, right? Every few years, the old god/designer becomes passe, and everyone's hot for the sassy new god who's flashing his leatherware around, right? And fashion-conscious girlies cast off their old gods and grab some new gods, just because everyone else is getting them, yes? While paying squillions of dollars for the privilege of being just like everyone else. And with all this to-ing and fro-ing with new gods and old gods, they still keep losing stuff in their godly handbags. The quality of gods these days is frankly piss-poor. So, if god’s a handbag designer, then there’s fads and fashions, right? Every few years, the old god/designer becomes passe, and everyone’s hot for the sassy new god who’s flashing his leatherware around, right?

And fashion-conscious girlies cast off their old gods and grab some new gods, just because everyone else is getting them, yes? While paying squillions of dollars for the privilege of being just like everyone else.

And with all this to-ing and fro-ing with new gods and old gods, they still keep losing stuff in their godly handbags. The quality of gods these days is frankly piss-poor.

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