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Shorter Pat Boone
- Even though the gay rioters in California haven’t killed anyone yet, they are much worse than the terrorists who attacked Mumbai.
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
December 14, 2008 at 2:54
Alternative Pat Boone shorter,
Simba B said,
December 14, 2008 at 2:57
You haven’t heard about the well-oiled campaign
I would like to be part of a well-oiled campaign.
jon said,
December 14, 2008 at 2:59
I’m sure he’s okay with losing the tax benefits of marriage, since marriage isn’t a governmental thing but a religious one. Which makes me wonder, since Proposition 8 raises taxes on married gays in California, did it need more than a simple majority?
If a counterproposition is to be started, I suggest that the focus be made on the tax benefits. That way, the California GOP can’t possibly be against it.
pedestrian said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:04
Just as every black citizen has always had the same, identical right to vote in the South. The Constitution doesn’t say a thing about skin color. That was left up to the voters of the Republic. Anatole France quote, etc.
DrDick said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:04
Why would anyone of any sexual persuasion have sex with Pat Boone? He is worse than terrorist attacks at killing the sex drive.
luneylegume said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:07
The drinks must be very tasty in Boonesland . I get him so mixed up with the Bunning character where I believe the drinks must be just heavenly .
All the world is a mint julep and its sorrows are not hang overs but those who are as uncivilized to notice an ungenteel thing of that sort .
Tsk
cowalker said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:08
Since a majority of American citizens continually vote against prohibiting abortion, why don’t those anti-abortionists quit trying to thwart the will of the people?
luneylegume said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:14
Dispatches from Booneslund
Was saddened stop
Consecrated Constitution stop
Never were “rights” to those who dissented with the will of the majority stop
Bill of rights stop stop stop stop
Must take nap stop
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:16
Sez Pat:
Insert any angry distorted face you can imagine (that has recently appeared on these web pages, for example). And she’s not even demonstrating, just reacting to the “liberal elite bias media.”
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:18
Or on TBogg’s pages, for example. German time, my plump Kraut ass.
Me said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:19
Ahhhhh, Sadly No is functioning properly again, and the world is back to normal. Kind of sad that a fucked-up internet site could so seriously disrupt my life.
luneylegume said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:20
covenantal relationship
Conventional
Covenant
I , so help me you tube , will show you mine
lfv said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:23
OUTSTANDING!
Slavery was abolished, blacks and women obtained the rights to vote, and these true rights were not obtained by threats and violent demonstrations and civil disruption (though these things did occur, of course), but by due process, congressional deliberations and appropriate ratification.
WOW!
Pere Ubu said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:33
Insert any angry distorted face you can imagine (that has recently appeared on these web pages, for example).
Malkin made a face, and it did indeed stick that way.
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:33
I’m deeply troubled by the real, unbroken line extending straight from Mr. Boone’s ass to his flunky’s typing fingers.
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:36
Izzat the shirt Bat Poone was wearing when the photo was taken?
Is it obligatory to link to this when we hear from Bat?
Smut Clyde said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:37
a real, unbroken line between the jihadist savagery in Mumbai …
It may once have been unbroken, but right now there are several large gaps where Mr Boone has been snorting it.
Clif said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:40
Yes. No photoshopped flags were harmed in the making of this image.
annejumps said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:41
God, what an asshole.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:42
Malkin made a face, and it did indeed stick that way.
It looks like Pat Boone had his face stretched, and it stuck that way.
Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:44
Again, a Muslim fundamentalist would have absolutely nothing to do with what in general would be a secular liberal homosexual, unless it was to execute them.
So, I’m pretty sure that line’s broke.
On the other hand, there’s absolutely no break in the line of political and social beliefs between Muslim fundamentalists and Pat Boone. Except Muslim fundamentalists might feel worse about stealing music from Little Richard to play for the white people.
tigrismus said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:50
It looks like Pat Boone had his face stretched, and it stuck that way.
Stretched and tanned. Not suntanned, hide-tanned. Seriously, I’ve seen saddlebags that looked more fresh-faced.
Dr. Squid said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:50
Pat Boone even makes the flag look FAAAAAbulous!
mikey said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:51
No way, mofo.
I saw Pat Boone’s dick in that box.
If the asshole was any “shorter”, he couldn’t have BEEN in that box.
Gnome Sane?
mikey
Incontinentia Buttocks said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:53
Ifthethunderdontgetya,
I had always thought that Pat Boone became famous for covering other people’s material, but thanks for showing us that he originated this holiday classic.
Jennifer said,
December 14, 2008 at 3:57
You know what I love? I love the kindergarten-ish naive view that, because the constitution doesn’t specifically mention in particular that everyone has equal rights under the law for situations x, y, and z, it means that the constitution is saying that denial of equal rights for situations x, y, and z are peachy keen.
Under this type of interpretation, the constitution doesn’t say anything about Pat Boone’s right to not be pelted with rocks and garbage. Which means it’s just peachy keen to pelt Pat Boone with rocks and garbage.
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:01
No concern for the unicorn, rainbow, clouds, sky & stars, I see. Truly, this is the “post-shame” society.
Roxanne Garbage said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:03
Which means it’s just peachy keen to pelt Pat Boone with rocks and garbage.
Please don’t. I can’t stand that bastard.
mikey said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:07
Hi Roxanne!!
We still on for thursday?
mikey
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:08
Truly, this is the “post-shame” society.
It’s true. But does anyone under 70 take Pat Boone seriously?
Does anyone over 70 take Pat Boone seriously? My dad, who’s 80, would probably say Pat Boone is a dickweed.
pauly said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:09
Boone wrote a column in response to criticism he’s received:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=83466
Shorter for this one: I love gays, especially when they become straight!
Roxanne Garbage said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:10
We still on for thursday?
Actually, the truck is coming by on Friday this week. Holiday schedules and all.
Counting the hours!
cthulhu said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:12
They really seem to love to talk up the completely fair democratic process. Voted against twice now, they resort to all the time.
So, assuming the CSC doesn’t invalidate Prop 8 in 2009, how will they respond to the repeal passing through a democratic process in 2010?
The trendlines are so clear that I remain perplexed that they would put so much focus on the validity of statewide initiatives. The dominoes will start falling in the other direction soon enough. Seems to me, they should already be retrenching into justifications for their bigotry that don’t require majority support.
Gundamhead said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:13
“God, what an asshole.”
Yeah. What the fuck happened to “just shut up and sing?” On second thought, how about “just shut up?”
tigrismus said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:16
What the fuck happened to “just shut up and sing?”
That only applies to liberals, doncha know.
RUGGED IN MONTANA said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:19
Hearing him sing “Crazy Train” makes me think his bumhole has seen more than a little KY jelly.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:20
Shorter for this one: I love gays, especially when they become straight!
Pat must be really happy about this:
Charlie Crist kissed a girl.
Sort of…“Crist kissed Rome briefly at the end of the ceremony — perhaps too briefly.”
J— said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:22
Boone:
Good God, the Supreme Court was so out of line when it agreed to hear Loving v. Virginia!
By the way, I think this constitutes a line breaking of some sort, but I’m not sure which.
mikey said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:22
Poor fucker.
Charlie Crist is eleven ways from fucked.
Of course, he could be honest and…
Ah, hell.
They created the stupid. Now they have to say it…
mikey
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:23
“Crist kissed Rome briefly at the end of the ceremony — perhaps too briefly.”
Well, it’s impressive that he kissed Rome at all, considering how it was the Romans who had him crucified.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:30
I doubt if Charlie will spend much time kissing France.
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:34
I kissed London.
I kissed France
I kissed a girl in her underpants.
BTW, thunder, I linked that @ 0336 or so… Two (grate) minds, etc.
J— said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:38
The full paragraph from the Orlando Sentinel article linked by Wonkette:
That’s right, they left the church and then address reporters. They didn’t slip into an awaiting limousine that whisked them off to the local airport. They addressed reporters. Taking questions about their love for each other, no doubt.
This is cool: “Rome is president of Franco American Novelty Co., her family’s New York-area Halloween costume company.”
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:41
Franco American Novelty Co.
Purveyors of humourous rubber SpaghettiOs!
Smut Clyde said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:44
When in Rome,
SHUT UP SMUT
jcricket said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:44
http://uglydress.com/prompatriot.html
Pat’s prom date. A match made in heaven, I am sure.
J— said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:46
And for the newly wed couple, Domino Masks!
RUGGED IN MONTANA said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:48
Franco American Novelty Co.
Oh, right, French ticklers.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:49
And for the newly wed couple, Domino Masks!
Including the “Phantom Economy”. I bet that’ll be a big seller this year!
mikey said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:49
GOOD GRAVY!!
bayville said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:51
Thank God I’m not one of those “thinking” Americans a la’ Pat Boone. I’m just one of them hatemongering Liberal Fascists.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:52
J— was the one who also linked the Pat flips his whig youtube, M. Bouffant.
My links on this thread (so far) are to 1) dick in a box, and 2) Charllie Crist marries Carole Rome (two things which are completely unconnected).
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:53
Including the “Phantom Economy”.
And even better, #33441, Voo Doo Economy!
ckc (not kc) said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:55
Including the “Phantom Economy”. I bet that’ll be a big seller this year!
…and if you just pushed the little right-turn finger to the next page, you’d have discovered the [...drum roll...]
Vooodoo Economy!
(brought to you by the voodoo economists, of course)
ckc (not kc) said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:56
poop!
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:57
Oh, sorry. I should not have mentioned any names at all (no blame game intended) until I master the art & science of READING!!
I’ll certainly grant you that C. Crist & C. Rome will remain completely unconnected.
Smut Clyde said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:58
That’s right, they left the church and then address reporters. They didn’t slip into an awaiting limousine that whisked them off to the local airport. They addressed reporters.
Well it takes all kinds, J–, and there are no hard-and-fast rules about post-wedding etiquette –
– What’s that?
Really? OK.
I have just been informed that in fact there is a rule about ‘hard and fast’.
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:58
I didn’t want to click the little right-turn finger because it looked like something somewhat different at first.
mikey said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:01
I have just been informed that in fact there is a rule about ‘hard and fast’.
OOOppss.
Sorry honey.
Lemme getta towell or something…
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:03
That’s bad gravy.
Arky - Sexual Jihadist said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:03
Can we skip to the part where Rob Halford beats the shit out of Pat for ruining one of JP’s songs?
Thank you.
Susan of Texas said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:04
Why does Pat Boone hate American boxes?
Crist must want to be president, to do something so idiotic. It’s a wonder the world doesn’t explode from all the repression, denial and sexual guilt going on all the time. And that’s just the Republicans. Democrats might have their share of problems, but at least they don’t believe that God spends all his time sniffing panties.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:08
M. Bouffant said,
December 14, 2008 at 4:57
========================================================
The only reason I mentioned it was for the chance to make my leetle joke.
mikey said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:10
Y’know, if I was god…
Yeah. I’d likely sniff some panties.
hoo nose, god could be some kinda gangsta thug hoodlum…
mikey
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:14
…at least they don’t believe that God spends all his time sniffing panties.
While prizing Americans over all other people, except for the fact that He hates most of them for worshiping the wrong God, or the right one in the wrong way, or being fayguts, or being unwhite, or watching naughty movies, or smoking dope, or voting Democrat, or insufficiently supporting the troops, or listening to rock-n-roll, or faltering in their zeal for carrying out the will of their Leader.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:14
…but at least they don’t believe that God spends all his time sniffing panties.
On the other hand...
J— said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:15
Sorry, M. Bouffant, I didn’t see you link at 3:36.
pedestrian said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:18
I particularly liked her…. breasts. Breasts are so hot, as you know, very much like bags of sand.
RUGGED IN MONTANA said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:23
Rumor has it that Pat shaves. Everything.
pedestrian said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:27
or being unwhite
That’s not true! God simply ADORES black people, as long as they think and behave exactly like white Evangelical Republicans – without, of course, presuming to believe that they are as good as white Evangelical Republicans.
Everyone knows that long ago God raffled off the Christian virtues and black people got “humility”, “thankfulness in adversity”, and “turning the other cheek.” But I hear that there is some very nice sweet potato pie waiting for them, you know where!
Matt T. said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:28
Tell Pat Boone that Little Richard said to go fuck himself. Seriously? It’s almost 2009, why is it the only celebrities that are allowed to prattle about politics without being told to “shut up and sing” are washed out old hacks like this pitiful bastard and Chuck Norris?
Smut Clyde said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:33
While prizing Americans
overoff all other people,Fized.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:33
I apologize for my role in the war on Crist Mrs.
My self-criticism will be issued shortly.
Some Guy said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:38
I’d take PAt Boone way more seriously if he put his junk in a box and took a picture of it.
Wait, what? Seriously? Oh. When then I guess those homofags are just like car bombers. Thanks for setting me straight, Pat!
Doug Watts said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:43
At least Evel Kneivel wore a stupid shirt like that and broke all the bones in this body.
Major Kong said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:43
I thought entertainers were supposed to “just shut up about politics”?
MzNicky said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:47
Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am well aware of such rage and violence not only in front of but as a matter of fact in places of worship.
MzNicky said,
December 14, 2008 at 5:54
And, seriously: Pat fucking Boone?
Christ on a saltine cracker. How long must this individual continue to pop up, and never for any apparent reason, during my lifetime? He’s been a severe annoyance since at least the goddam ’50s.
thoth said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:05
…but at least they don’t believe that God spends all his time sniffing panties.
Those are galaxy-sized panties.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:29
Pretty rotten thing that happened in Mumbai, huh?
Why yes Pat. Yes it was. Shame if someone used it as a cheap launching point for some unrelated hobby-horse, but who would be so vulgar?
ckc (not kc) said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:30
(someone with nice taste in shirts)
ckc (not kc) said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:31
(and gift boxes)
Jennifer said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:37
Shame if someone used it as a cheap launching point for some unrelated hobby-horse, but who would be so vulgar?
Probably someone with a penchant for white shoes both before AND after Labor Day. You know, the type of guy who would wear a shirt made out of an American flag.
You’d never expect vulgarity from a guy like that.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:37
Launching hobby horses sounds somewhat dangerous.
ckc (not kc) said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:41
…3, 2, 1, ignition….
oh, man, it’s just rocking back and forth!!! WTF!!!
noen said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:47
That picture creeps me out. His eyes follow me around the room. I think that the reason Pat Boone pops up (heh) all the time is because he’s all they have. Are there any other stars like Pat who would step foot in those jebus shows? I can’t think of any.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:51
His eyes follow me around the room.
If you think his eyes following you is bad, don’t click the link in the first comment.
ckc (not kc) said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:52
His eyes follow me around the room.
I was thinking the same thing – if he had his finger up and pointing, and a top hat on, he could be Uncle what’s-his-name.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 14, 2008 at 6:57
President Clinton’s Fresh Hispanic-style cheese Linguine
Ingredients:
6 pints speechless dingo, salted
1 outmoded fresh Hispanic-style cheese, imitatively sauteed
1 swelter’d venom, kindheartedly swirled
5 portions crocodile tongue
1 ounce dill
1 pound mustard
Pick over the ingredients and discard excess lard. Separate dingo nose from brain. Inflate brain. Mix the fresh Hispanic-style cheese with the swelter’d venom over high heat in a jar. Stuff the resulting potion into the dingo. Crush the crocodile tongue,, and the mustard blithely. Glaze the crocodile tongue, dill, and the mustard fatefully. Pile the latter combination on to the former. Leave raw. Serves 2 besotted enemies with x-rated stomachs.
Simba B said,
December 14, 2008 at 7:05
So I have to ask, RB—
What kind of file did the other Bubba’s name come from? Was it a “famous persons” file? Or just a list of names?
BoredInquiring minds and all that.Righteous Bubba said,
December 14, 2008 at 7:12
There’s a file that comes along with the JanusNode download that has a few names in it. I was considering adding more but that kind of thing requires perpetual upkeep. It’s still hooked in to the recipe generator but so are the sillier names.
Right now the recipe problem is too many fish: seems wrong but fish are just not as funny in recipes as mammals.
ckc (not kc) said,
December 14, 2008 at 7:18
…and yet fish(y) pun threads are chronic here (and I haven’t seen a mammal pun thread – or at least my feeble brain has not retained it.) Very thought provoking – pikas my interest.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 14, 2008 at 7:25
One cup of elk is funnier than one cup of jackfish, pipefish, snapper, etc. It’s a crazy fucking world.
Hmm, I don’t think I’ve added baby versions of things, like kittens and puppies and so forth.
ckc (not kc) said,
December 14, 2008 at 7:36
…smolt (Not if that’s not cuddly, I don’t know what is!)
ckc (not kc) said,
December 14, 2008 at 7:37
not = now (stupid fingers!)
~F said,
December 14, 2008 at 8:11
A new direction for recipes: http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
Lesley said,
December 14, 2008 at 8:19
It wouldn’t be Christmas without Pat Boone in his stars and stripes shirt.
Dan Someone said,
December 14, 2008 at 8:20
RB, where can I get more JanusNode structures (e.g., recipes) and stuff?
Doctorb said,
December 14, 2008 at 8:41
Pat Boone needs to read a fucking history book before he mouths off about anything other than how to steal and ruin other people’s music. The first thing to learn about is called THE MOTHERFUCKING CIVIL WAR because it was that, and not “congressional deliberations and appropriate ratification”, that resulted in the abolition of slavery in this country.
Pat Boone: READ A BOOK!
Fuck.
pedestrian said,
December 14, 2008 at 8:49
One cup of elk is funnier than one cup of jackfish, pipefish, snapper, etc. It’s a crazy fucking world.
Although “kettle of cuttlefish” and “bidet of snapper” are more poetic.
Brian X said,
December 14, 2008 at 9:47
Pat Boone: the Vanilla Ice of early rock and roll, and the entire country’s right-wing-crap-forwarding grandfather.
Zuzu's Petals said,
December 14, 2008 at 10:50
He says, without a hint of irony.
RUGGED IN MONTANA said,
December 14, 2008 at 10:55
Damn! He looks like Dale Evans!
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
December 14, 2008 at 11:22
So, what do sexual jihadis get in heaven… seventy-two hussies?
Another Kiwi said,
December 14, 2008 at 11:53
Pat Boone, the unfunny Eric Olthwaite. A boring little tit.
Smut Clyde said,
December 14, 2008 at 12:35
Although “kettle of cuttlefish” and “bidet of snapper” are more poetic.
One Kettle of fish is a recognised unit in the Apothecary system, equal to 17.2 fluid ounces.
lesserdevil said,
December 14, 2008 at 14:23
@ M. Bouffant I didn’t see this until this morning. Just to be clear, the first thing I thought was, “Wow, what a nice unicorn. Pat Boone really knows how to spread the magic.”
Gary Ruppert said,
December 14, 2008 at 14:41
The fact is, Pat Boone is a great American and you who criticise him and just terrorists who hate USA.
Arky - Sexual Jihadist said,
December 14, 2008 at 15:08
Someone check Gary Ruppert’s spark plugs, he’s running really rough these days.
ice weasel said,
December 14, 2008 at 15:39
boone’s made an entire of being a paid shill, a hack and a pretender. His only talent lies in his willingness to geek for whomever happens to be writing the checks.
WereBear said,
December 14, 2008 at 15:40
Speaking of weird eyes following you:
http://991.com/newgallery/Pat-Boone-Speedy-Gonzalez-272910.jpg
I just have no words.
J— said,
December 14, 2008 at 16:01
The fact is, Pat Boone understands that any deviation from the American English system of spelling breaks the line between civilization and barbarism and endangers the Heartland.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 14, 2008 at 18:54
RB, where can I get more JanusNode structures (e.g., recipes) and stuff?
I believe the site has some additional packages. If you want send me an e-mail and I’ll send you what I have; the problem might be that I’ve modified many of the files so they may contain additional surprises or problems.
One of the easiest ways to start is to copy some ASCII text into the JanusNode output window and hit “Make TextDNA”.
Rusty Shackleford (not that one) said,
December 14, 2008 at 19:02
It’s almost 2009, why is it the only celebrities that are allowed to prattle about politics without being told to “shut up and sing” are washed out old hacks like this pitiful bastard and Chuck Norris?
Because the last thing anyone wants is for Pat Boone, who I swear to God I thought was dead, to sing.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 14, 2008 at 19:48
…Pat Boone, who I swear to God I thought was dead…
I get the same thing with Chuck Norris.
jim said,
December 14, 2008 at 21:01
Undead crooner is undead.
Honestly unable to tell if his mug is shooped or not … & that’s just never a good thing.
But damn, would he make an awesome running-mate for Palin in 2012 or what?!? Name-brand recognition up the wazoo, & he can help Sarahcuda look more pitbullish too: Teh Wizard O’ Wonderbread probably uses more make-up & hairspray than she does … hell, they can even share wardrobes (within the bounds of “Wholesome GOP Traditional Family Values”) & save a small fortune.
Yes indeed, the 21st-Century GOP needs to pick Pat Boone for Veep. Older than McCain (possibly even creepier, too), fundamentalist as David Koresh & bland as sawdust – he’s perfect!
Haileselassielujah!
Gary Oldman said,
December 14, 2008 at 21:12
The fact is, the other Gary’s a pretty obvious closet case. On that TV there’s a woman with her breastuses hanging out, but he’s just been clockin’ ME. I know I’m pretty, but I ain’t as pretty as a coupla titties.
tigrismus said,
December 14, 2008 at 21:12
If you think his eyes following you is bad, don’t click the link in the first comment.
Can I just say, worst Christmas gift evar? “I’d like to exchange this for a better quality item… and not in the extra-small, please.”
59lespaulcopy said,
December 15, 2008 at 23:49
My god is a great and glorious panty-sniffing god. Not to mention the couch cushions.