Comments on: In Which We Meet Our Match

By: Sean

Sean — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:54:31 +0000

Oh Reverend Aldridge. I cannot remember what blog it was (perhaps here?) that had a comment about the Rev’s demise, to whit “They can have my dildo when they pry it from my cold dead ass.” Goddammit I am never that funny.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 14:54:15 +0000

this assclown will be warning us that the opening of the Obama Museum and Cathedral will make all us liberals realize it was over before it started.

Right.

He’ll be standing on a soapbox outside the Obama Museum on Wacker Drive, accepting donations of Obama dollar coins as he rants about how it was over before it began, near a newstand featuring the commemorative edition of Time Magazine dedicated to how Obama’s likeness was sculpted into Mt Rushmore, which as we all know is accessible off I-90, formally known as Obama Freeway.

By: The Dawg

The Dawg — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:40:37 +0000

I hope you weren’t busting on Lidsville or Sigmund and the Seamonsters or we’ll have some real problems.

By: Susan of Texas

Susan of Texas — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:11:15 +0000

Many years from now, when we will all be using jet-packs to commute to our jobs in the clouds, this assclown will be warning us that the opening of the Obama Museum and Cathedral will make all us liberals realize it was over before it started.

By: 59lespaulcopy

59lespaulcopy — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:53:18 +0000

Jennifer wrote:

During the football games the last couple of weeks, Lexus, Acura and Mercedes have all run commercials suggesting their luxury automobiles as christmas presents.

I would suggest a BMW. That would make my boss less edgy.

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:38:50 +0000

In which I identify, by way of the late Reverend Aldridge’s autopsy report, the sentence I want most to avoid being written about me:

“Personal Effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one dildo.”

By: alec

alec — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:02 +0000

Oh, and the big reveal is that Cheney spurts light, sweet crude, but we all knew that anyway.

By: alec

alec — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:16:59 +0000

#

OneMan said,

December 15, 2008 at 9:30

“what would you throw at W if given the chance?”

Dick Cheney.

Correction: Dick Cheney, via trebuchet.

I used to write what my friends and I call ‘Cheney sodomies’, that involved the first-person perspective character being hunted down, trapped, and relentlessly raped by Cheney, ending in a ridiculous anal insertion. My favorite one is Hail To The Chief, in which Bush is forced to have anal with the then-fresh corpse of Reagan (and Cheney, fulfilling a promise to Reagan after witnessing the same happen to Nixon, eats his dick to gain his power); my most recent one is The Sanctity of Life, in which Dick Cheney clones himself and, after a beating and brief rape, throws Condi up his clone’s ass for insubordination at the speed of a bullet train.

I know it’s not quite the same thing, but great minds do think alike after all.

By: alec

alec — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:14:16 +0000

Completely unrelated note, posted because my mind is fucking blown: we're having what in local terms amounts to a small blizzard up north. Remember: we live in the middle of the Mojave Desert and climate change is a liberal myth.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:06:30 +0000

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/15160.html/comment-page-4#comment-748902

By: Stag Party Palin

Stag Party Palin — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:40:22 +0000

Justme said: “#7.”

This is a mixed group and we don’t tell jokes like that here.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:30:56 +0000

#

OneMan said,

December 15, 2008 at 9:30

“what would you throw at W if given the chance?”

Dick Cheney.

Correction: Dick Cheney, via trebuchet.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:15:47 +0000

“what would you throw at W if given the chance?”

In the grand tradition of Facebook, a sheep.

Albeit a rabid sheep wearing chain mail made of barbed wire and touting a vest made of C4 plastic explosive with a contact detonator, but a sheep, nonetheless.

By: RvB

RvB — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:26:30 +0000

Ah, me. Just when I was getting into my usual Xmas hate this time of year, Santa gave me that video. That kid’s got a great arm, and I wonder if he’s a good writer too?
And then there’s the equally swell present of that H. R. Puffnstuff paragraph, but maybe my favorite thing in this whole business is the wingnut’s credo:

“We have yet to know what, if any, crimes Obama has committed.”

Too bad they couldn’t put this bold sentence in one of the National Lampoon’s old Tiny Typefaces: “All Selections Performed by the Hightimers Miniature Futura,” “Close Cover Before Striking Sans Serif Extra-Bold,” “Batteries Not Included Times Roman”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:46:45 +0000

I hz a tree-bucket.

By: shaun

shaun — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:03:29 +0000

So who was the first righty blogger to suggest pelting Obama with shoes as revenge for the left not treating this like the JFK assassination? I assume it’s already been suggested somewhere.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:24:18 +0000

Which raises the highly pertinent question: what would you throw at W if given the chance?

Demon Kishkan, the ertsaz Maine Coon who shares our household. Pointy side leading.

If political credentials are required, I will wrap a copy of the Constitution around her waist first.

Since I throw like a girl, I would encourage more skilled projectalists to take my place in the queue, and I’ll even bring the leather rose gauntlets.

On the more personal S,N side: What, no trebuchet jokes yet?

By: OneMan

OneMan — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:30:29 +0000

“what would you throw at W if given the chance?”

Dick Cheney.

By: Robert Green

Robert Green — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:12:39 +0000

i think “lame duck” comment above may actually outpoint smut clyde on clever, yet now with intentional! 30% more!!!!

By: zer

zer — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:08:51 +0000

what would you throw at W if given the chance?

Six hundred thousand to a million dead Iraqis depending on which estimate you believe.