Comments on: Actual White House press gaggle questions from Les Kinsolving

By: agrippacash

agrippacash — Fri, 15 Jul 2005 04:06:27 +0000

My money is on the woodchucks because it relates to the presidents cowardly refusal to push for a constitutional amendment mandating the ID be taught in schools.

I actually like Mr. Kinsolving because he asks the questions that really follow naturally from the wingnut worldview. He calls the WH to task for its occasional forays into sound policy.

By: s.z.

s.z. — Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:41:55 +0000

These are great! Good work, Gavin! Until now, my favorite Les Kinsolving question was the one about whether the President had a plan on how to deal with sodomite scoutmasters, but yours are better.

By: Oh, FTLOG

Oh, FTLOG — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 23:18:11 +0000

Les: Scott, does the White House have any comment regarding the FBI leak that a radical centrist planted the near-fatal pretzel?

And a follow-up, Scott: If that damn dog hadn’t barked who would be President today?

By: Christopher

Christopher — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 17:52:24 +0000

Les is a great find, and he’s way better then Gannondorf.

Link’s archenemy was just a shill, whereas Les is a batshit crazy wildcard. I mean, can you imagine Gannon saying anything like that quote about Clinton?

By: source formerly known as anon

source formerly known as anon — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 14:55:42 +0000

Les: Scott, the liberal media has been relentless in characterizing your silence as ‘stone-walling’. Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call it ‘tea-bagging’? And a couple follow-ups…What does Karl?s sac taste like and can I be next?

By: Marq

Marq — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 13:41:16 +0000

Les: Scott, Kaye Grogan dressed me in this flattering leopard print blouse by Armani, short zebra-striped miniskirt, and Prada crocodile-skin stiletto heels.

Does this make me look fat?

By: jeff-perado

jeff-perado — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 13:13:57 +0000

Aaaarghhhhh! Don’t get me started on LaHaye… You might not like me when I’m anrgy.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 11:20:50 +0000

Scott, I have a large, angry-red pustule on my left butt cheek.

There’s a series of books about that. Tim LaHaye and that other guy.

By: source formerly known as anon

source formerly known as anon — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 10:40:45 +0000

Scott: Les, the threat posed to your perineum by the freedom-hating pustuole is the result of the failed policies promoted by former Secretary of State Colon Powell. Next question…

By: Honey

Honey — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 10:32:55 +0000

This is a tough one..

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 10:25:52 +0000

LES: Scott, I have a large, angry-red pustuole one my left butt cheek. Despite repeated attempts to pop it, it has yet to yield. Indeed, I believe the problem is only spreading across to my right cheek- or God-forbid, my ‘taint.
Does the President plan on taking any action on the potential ‘taint situation, or will he let the evil continue to spread?

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 10:18:19 +0000

KIT-TENS!…KIT-TENS!…KIT-TENS!

By: jkd

jkd — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 09:51:38 +0000

“Why are they hurting me by dangling the idea of Justice William Clinton in front of me?”

It doesn’t really hurt when Clinton dangles in front of me…it just feels real, real good.

By: aaron

aaron — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 09:05:15 +0000

Why are they hurting me by dangling the idea of Justice William Clinton in front of me? Bush could never possibly do something that cool.

By: Meri

Meri — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 07:33:22 +0000

The Clinton one is real, isn’t it.

By: Anne

Anne — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 07:32:28 +0000

The real one is the one about Bill Clinton becoming a Justice, right? That’s just cruel, to put that idea in our heads.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 07:32:08 +0000

Les: “Scott, if you get an erection when your dog licks your face, is that wrong? I mean, it’s something a friend of mine asked me the other day, and I was wondering what the President’s thoughts were.”

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 07:25:41 +0000

Fixed; refresh the page.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 07:17:57 +0000

Not enough implied chastisement of the Bush WH. Better yet:

“Scott, White House officials have frequently scoffed at the efficacy of the U.N. and its ability to function. Does this mean, Scott, that the President intends to disregard the dire threat to America posed by the Bible-burning, gun-snatching heathens in blue helmets who every night fly over my house in black helicopters?”

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 07:10:48 +0000

Somebody wipe my brains from my monitor. My exploded head is keeping me from seeing the post clearly. Curse you Les Kinsolving!