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When The Party’s Over
Shorter Wes Vernon:
- Whoa there, folks. It’s hard enough to convince people that Vince Foster was murdered, that Saddam Hussein was behind the Oklahoma City bombing, and that Flight 800 was shot down by a missile, without conservatives running around trying to float these wacky birth certificate conspiracy theories.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
owlbear1 said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:25
VICTORY!!
Shania Law shall soon rule our worlds!
mikey said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:26
Wha?
Vince Foster murdered Saddam Hussein?
Cool….
mikey
Red and Black said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:27
The Flight 800 one always seemed somewhat plausible to me. But it’s all speculation anyway, not useful.
DrDick said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:28
What would conservatism be without batshit crazy conspiracies.
M. Bouffant said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:33
Very good word, that, “illusive.” Something that’s not only an illusion, but it keeps eluding you.
Is this a feature of home-schooling?
M. Bouffant said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:33
I’m No. 2.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:34
Ooo, there’s a tell.
M. Bouffant said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:41
M. B. enters, takes last drag from Camel, throws it to the gutter, looks at watch.
THE HELL W/ IT, I CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER FOR THESE CLOWNS TO SHOW UP. FATBURGER, HERE I COME!
Stomps off in a huff.
El Cid said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:41
Also someone needs to follow up on the fact that used to be well understood by patriot / militia types that because some stop signs had bar-code looking stickers on them it obviously meant that Hillary Clinton was planning a Russian / United Nations invasion & occupation of the USA, using these little stickers as crucial navigating tools, and now that she’s going to be given nuclear weapons as the Secretary of State we better stock up on our colloidal silver.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:46
Goddam these liberals, going around deeming things.
RUGGED IN MONTANA said,
December 12, 2008 at 2:47
I read his name as “Wes Venom”, which would be a pretty cool tag for slasher porn.
Stephen Ockham said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:06
When will I learn not to doubt the ’shorter’?
Its has what it says on the can.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:11
I believe mine is the one comment.
The Kenosha Kid said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:14
What Ockham said.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:14
http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/bates/081210
The Cat said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:14
Well, oftentimes The Shorter will exaggerate for comic effect, but in this case…
Oh dear. That’s a lot of crazy.
Simba B said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:17
(See RenewAmerica’s publishing standards.)
You know, for a site that more or less will publish any freelance cat-throwing, raving-derelict nutcase who happens to
stumble onfigure out how to use the e-mail box their mom got them, I find this statement hilarious.Another Kiwi said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:18
I like the way he says that Mr. Fund tells them not be wacko but Vernon says you should be wacko but he would advise against it because he thinks that Obama is really part of the Daley machinery and that’s his son with Obama not the Father who runs the machine.
Do be wacko, don’t be wacko, do be, don’t be. Doobey doobey doo.
amocz said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:20
Shorter shorter:
In(s)anity — UR DOIN IT RONG!!11!
Matt said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:25
Why aren’t any of these posts (since Jackie Gingrich) appearing on the home page? I’ve tried multiple computers and browsers, but I can only see anything after Dec 7 in the RSS feeds.
El Cid said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:25
For those weirdly nostalgic for such things, watch these:
http://www.tv-signoffs.com
You can be thrilled by the booming station announcer’s voice that the channel has reached the end of the broadcast day, heard the Star Spangled Banner, until you reach the thrilling conclusion of white noise as the broadcast ends.
My, god, we never knew how good we had it, that one day we would be able to wax nostalgic about the return of a TV channel to the reception dominated by the universe’s microwave background noise.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:31
For those weirdly nostalgic for such things, watch these:
Crazy. I remember when TV stations used to actually not broadcast anything for part of the day.
Then along came 24-hour cable news and infomercials, and the semantic content of nighttime TV plunged.
OTB said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:43
No no no! Vince Foster was shot from one of Saddam’s cannons that was hidden in OKC to bring down flt 800 because one of the stewards had had a gay underage affair with Afro-Muslim Obama who had confessed to him his radical plan to bring down America more than 10 years in the future. Mkay?
mrak said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:45
Stupid, desperate and Republican is no way to go through life.
mikey said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:47
Where does KAL flight 007 and Pearl Harbor figure into all this?
mikey
Me said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:48
Alternate shorter: please stop wasting your time with this birth certificate nonsense. Now allow me to spend an entire column on this birth certificate nonsense.
RUGGED IN MONTANA said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:51
And the pelicans…
El Cid said,
December 12, 2008 at 3:54
Where do they keep the vault copy TV signoffs? How do we know that these TV signoffs were even aired in the USA?
bayville said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:01
More importantly, is Phillip Berg really Tommy Lasorda.
I mean, they both are from Pennsylvania. They both do a lot of yelling – Berg primarily at brown-skinned people; Lasorda at umpires and reporters.
Both are very, very creepy, gray-haired guys with double chins.
And finally, I don’t ever remember seeing these two at the same place at the same time.
Kind of strange, considering both are from Pennsylvania.
Jim/The Velvet Blog said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:04
Off topic but …
Anyone else using an iPod touch having problems visiting this site? No entries appear after Dec. 7’s Jackie Gingrich post. Even if I go to the archives, that’s the last post. Weird.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:05
Few know that signoff archivist J. Alan Wall’s J stands for JIHAD.
El Cid said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:08
I am sure you are all elated to know that the online, NBC-sponsored TV and Movie free streaming video site, Hulu.com, has finally gotten around to putting the hilarious, side-splitting news & review show for conservatives, “Red Eye”, in their collection. Unfortunately they are only up to October 31st, so we don’t yet get to see how the brilliantly insightful Greg Gutfeld will skewer that fake non-citizen and Illinois government corrupter Barack Obama as he loses in a landslide to Palin/McCain.
http://www.hulu.com/red-eye
Stephen Ockham said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:09
Matt and Jim: I haven’t had any problems at all. I’ve seen several people say they can’t see posts after Dec 7 on the front page, but I have been unaffected.
Browsing from a PC directly to sadlyno.com, firefox 1.5, no script. Not sure if that helps you, but just FYI.
rabid pelicans™³²®© said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:09
You rang?
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:15
Who will track the president-elect’s every move if not for kooks who are distracted by the birth certificate issue? Anybody? Hello?
M. Bouffant said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:16
However, they have done an excellent job of not only connecting the dolts, but tightening them so hard they can’t undolt them.
Smut Clyde said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:21
Who will track the president-elect’s every move
David Attenborough is on the job.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:42
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jARZSY_v6MYj98bNdK2rolNhIsSwD950RJH80
Barrage said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:43
I’ve tried everything as well. It’s not fair to have to look at Nute’s daughter every time. It really is not. That and it is quite a pain to follow along.
rabid pelicans™³²®© said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:45
It was probably inevitable, RB.
Rev. Dick Cizit.
Snorghagen said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:45
It puts me in a total freak groove when the dots start staring me in the face.
Barrage said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:46
What the… Homepage updated? All I had to do was post? Is this some sort of behavioral experiment?
henry lewis said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:48
I see even the community of whackjobs has elitists.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:48
Yes. Expect an electric shock.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:49
D’oh.
ckc (not kc) said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:52
Yes. Expect an electric shock.
…well, as long as I get my food pellet, that’s OK, I guess
ckc (not kc) said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:53
(or better yet, them there “direct stimulation of the pleasure center” thingys”!!!)
noen said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:58
Matt and Jim – it takes time for the Sadly islamofascist homo conversion script to work it’s way through teh internets. As each server is infiltrated it turns Red and broadcasts “Allu Akbar!!”. But this takes time, have patience comrades.
slip said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:01
penis
A Different Jake H. said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:03
Matt and Jim: I have the same problem with the front page with Google Chrome. IE7 works fine.
slip said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:04
it worked! penis is the magic word to solve the home page snafu.
A Different Jake H. said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:05
Matt and Jim: I have the same problem with Google Chrome. IE7 works fine, though. And FYWP for throwing away the first version of this comment.
mikey said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:06
Oh dear.
I fear my penis is broken.
mikey
noen said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:08
Was it detachable? That happens sometimes.
Scott said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:08
I wanna know where the Goldfish Fanciers, the Discordian Society, and Betty and Barney Hill fit into this whole thing…
ckc (not kc) said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:10
have you tried massaging it?
Smut Clyde said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:12
Connect the dots for too long, and the dots begin to stare you in the face.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:13
How to handle wayward Dots.
El Cid said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:15
In the wild, dots tend to avert their gaze, apparently considering staring at you in the face as too hostile a gesture.
El Cid said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:18
And for an in-depth portrayal of dot mating behaviors, and also how to avoid hippie beatnik hairy squiggles, there’s this, which proves all conservatives are correct to be properly repressed.
rabid pelicans™³²®© said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:18
Join the dots, people!
I mean badgers and pelicans.
Smut Clyde said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:19
Ack. Thpth. Ackph.
ckc (not kc) said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:22
There is no evidence the Founders foresaw the advent of cloning. That of course is surreal.
…those who cannot teach surreal, do surreal.
Smut Clyde said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:31
Join the dots and find the badger!
Kevin Brennan said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:33
Testing out the theory that posting a comment fixes Newt’s daughter.
henry lewis said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:34
You need to be careful with that stuff.
justme said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:34
So, he’s basically saying, “The goat-blowers? Okay. Kiddie-diddlers? Sure, why not. But that guy who lets his dog do him in the butt is going too far!”
Oh. My. God. You realize what this means, don’t you? The whingetard gearchange is going to be from winding out in birth-certificate-second to grabbing the meat of Pammykins’-”Hussein-O-is-teh-alien-love-child-of-Malcolm-X” third. Mark my words. This could actually get even funnier after he’s sworn in.
snicker…
fwiw, My ipod is receiving the secret communist Sadly-Teh Buttocks signal just fine.
ckc (not kc) said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:34
Any way you slice it, we are not optimistic about the next four to eight years. We can always hope for the best, bearing in mind that hope does not by itself produce pleasant surprises.
..yes, yes… hope away (bearing in mind that you’re an idiot)
Kevin Brennan said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:35
OK, this has worked on two computers now. So you can’t see anything after Newt’s daughter until you post a comment and then the computer is OK. That’s…odd.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:39
…bearing in mind that hope does not by itself produce pleasant surprises.
In fact, we conservatives discourage hope, preferring to wallow in belligerence, frustration, xenophobia, and despair.
justme said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:39
KB,
Try just clearing the cache. Posting probably just makes the browser recheck the page rather than using the stored version.
ckc (not kc) said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:44
Oh, God, please make the cache/browser/date/refresh/cookie/homepage/Newtsdaughte/DNS/ISP/IP/OS/platform nightmare go away! I promise I will worship you forever!!
M. Bouffant said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:48
henry lewis: I saw those very Simpsons images early this morning when I was uh, walking by…a…going somewhere else, you know…I’m very very glad I didn’t, um…excuse me…
rabid pelicans™³²®© said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:49
Kevin Brennan said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:35
OK, this has worked on two computers now. So you can’t see anything after Newt’s daughter until you post a comment and then the computer is OK. That’s…odd.
We find it odd that people would read S,N! day after day, and not feel compelled to post a comment or ninety five.
The power of Crist compels you!
The power of Crist compels you!
M. Bouffant said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:50
River of Smut: Badger link n. g.
dim-witted badger said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:54
fucking pelicans
dim-witted badger said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:55
fucking pelicans
dim-witted badger said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:56
and fywp
ckc (not kc) said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:59
All this would mean that — whatever inhibits Obama from going beyond what he has already discussed regarding this issue — it is not related to ineligibility for the office.
Ah, but what is it related to, and why do you fail to validate my insanity?!?!?!?
DrDick said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:00
Conservatism is a batshit crazy conspiracy theory.
Princess Evan the Jazz Tuna said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:06
And the gentleman wins the Rock of Gibraltar!
Princess Evan the Jazz Tuna said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:06
FYWP.
huh said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:10
Hmmm.
DrDick said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:11
Rightard insanity is self validating and requires no external input, especially not facts or evidence which are antithetical to the wingnut worldview.
rabid pelicans™³²®© said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:12
Wordpress prefers dinner, a movie, and such as.
ckc (not kc) said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:13
?!?!?!? = wingnut frothing (= insanity)
!?!?! = WTF (= incredulity)
We need some new punctuation, folks! .?! is not enough!!!
justme said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:20
‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽
Better?
Gavin M. said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:23
As negotiations continue, Wordpress just released a number of comments from its hostage queue.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:24
Hmm, it’s eaten the one at the top of the thread…
DrDick said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:25
We need some new punctuation, folks! .?! is not enough!!!
We need to return to the roots of humanity and look to the click languages for our inspiration. Where !/#|| is a pronounceable word.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:28
Where !/#|| is a pronounceable word.
I think Yosemite Sam solved that.
El Cid said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:35
On the bright side, with the Southern Republican Senators successfully blocking the auto bailout talks, looks like we’re in for a fun time as we teach those damned inefficient U.S. automakers and their fat and greedy unions some lessons, and as the cavalcade of liquidations, layoffs, defaults, collapses, and foreclosures follows in its wake and boosts unemployment by a 10th, at least we’ll have known that Honda and Toyota and Hyundai and Mercedes and BMW got really, really good deals from Southern states giving them billions of dollars in subsidies over the past decade and a half.
Arky - Pelican Hunter said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:37
I had something funny to say, then I read this and slunk away feeling inadequate:
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:41
Oh Arky! Don’t be discouraged. Everyone knows you’re adequate.
Rheinhard said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:47
Yay! Tonight is the first time since Pearl Harbor day that my home computer is able to see up-to-date posts on the S,N! homepage! Looks like my local DNS server has gotten the new improved Internets!
J— said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:47
Well, the flying saucers are gone, but $29.99 for the shoot-out! $29.99!
justme said,
December 12, 2008 at 6:59
J-
Is that your pistol you’re reaching for, or are you just reallly… OH MY FUCKING GOD!
I guess it’s just a theme.
rabid pelicans™³²®© said,
December 12, 2008 at 7:08
dim-witted badger said,
December 12, 2008 at 5:55
fucking pelicans
Mustelid jealousy. Yet another unappealing feature.
Enjoy a cookie, my friend who cannot fly
/Jonathan Livingston Sea-Rabid-Pelican
~
RUGGED IN MONTANA said,
December 12, 2008 at 7:25
Those honey badgers are really sweet but the stink badgers stink.
rabid pelicans™³²®© said,
December 12, 2008 at 7:38
And hog badgers can’t block. Not in the NFL, anyways.
itwasntme said,
December 12, 2008 at 7:44
Michael Bates used to have a great time watching test patterns and by god, he isn’t embarrassed to admit it.
Har!
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:03
Fuck! This one cut off before the instructions!
Grandma Louellabi Giweequsayj’s Pagan Poop Swirl
Ingredients:
7 teaspoons spotty toucan
1 bag poop
1 zingy potato
2 portions damned cardinalfish brain, stuffed
1 teaspoon jasmine
RUGGED IN MONTANA said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:11
Damn. They don’t sell zingy potatoes now, they’re out of season.
lornix said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:15
This is just a comment to see if I can get the front page to load.
Sorry for interrupting, you may now return to your conversation.
Brucetta said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:27
See, now your witty banter will be interrupted by bunches of lurkers dropping useless comments into the thread to see if it solves the front page problem.
Just like this.
(Btw, emptying the cache didn’t work).
Brucetta said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:29
OMG, it did work!
Oh, and, um, penis.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:29
Banterruption.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:33
Cleaning off the computer desktop and I found a recipe that requires a trash bag to prepare:
GLUP
1 BOX EACH OF THE FOLLOWING CEREALS: substitute as you deem necessary by types of cereals in your area
CRISPIX OR CHEX – RICE OR CORN
WHEAT CHEX
CRACKLIN BRAN
SUGAR PUFFS
GOLDEN GRAHAMS
CAPT. CRUNCH
SEASME STICKS – 2 POUNDS
CHEESE FISH – 1 BAG
PARMESIAN FISH – 1 BAG
MIXED NUTS – 1 POUND
CASHEWS – 1 POUND
BUTTER – 1 1/2 POUNDS
GARLIC POWDER – 4 TABLESPOONS
LIQUID SMOKE – 3 TABLESPOONS
LEE & PAREN STEAK SAUCE – 2 TABLESPOONS
MELT TOGETHER:
BUTTER – 1 1/2 POUNDS
GARLIC POWDER – 4 TABLESPOONS
LIQUID SMOKE – 3 TABLESPOONS
LEE & PAREN STEAK SAUCE – 2 TABLESPOONS
COMBINE TOGETHER ALL CEREALS WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE CRACKLIN BRAN IN A LARGE TRASH BAG UNTIL CEREALS ARE EVENLY MIXED
ADD CEREAL COMBINATION TO ROASTING PANS
ADD SAUCE TO CEREAL MIX, STIRRING CONSTANTLY.
BAKE AT 300 DEG. F FOR 15 MINUTES
FOLD OVER AND ADD IN THE CRACKLIN BRAN (ADDED AT THIS POINT TO PRECLUDE HOT SAUCE FROM DISOLVING CEREAL)
RETURN TO OVEN; FOLDING OVER EVERY 15 MINUTES FOR 1 HOUR
TURN OFF OVEN AND ALLOW TO COOL THOROUGHLY
STORE IN AIR TIGHT CONTAINERS
OneMan said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:34
More wayward dots.
OneMan said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:35
Banterus interruptus.
Kristin said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:42
Just commenting to get teh internets to refresh so I don’t have to look at that Gingrich crazy. kthxbai.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:44
For God’s sake, not even a poop joke.
Brucetta said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:44
Is Cracklin Bran a joke ingredient, or is it a real cereal?
(At first I thought it said ‘Cracklin Brain. That would be a good ingredient).
justme said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:47
Co-wittus banterruptus, even.
You had me at “bag of poop”
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:51
Is Cracklin Bran a joke ingredient, or is it a real cereal?
I dunno. It might have been an Amber Pawlik recipe: http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/001377.html
justme said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:53
So, riddle me this. How the fuck can these people find this thread to post in if nothing after Teh Ging-Witch shows up on their browser?
I’m so confused.
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 8:55
Somebody posted a link in the Jackie Gingrich thread.
justme said,
December 12, 2008 at 9:01
Ah. The old sixth-dimensional timecube inversion ploy. The classics never get old.
doke said,
December 12, 2008 at 9:02
Barrage said,
December 12, 2008 at 4:46
What the… Homepage updated? All I had to do was post? Is this some sort of behavioral experiment?
Ok I’m trying it.
Truth sucks!
doke said,
December 12, 2008 at 9:03
Nope.
Brucetta said,
December 12, 2008 at 9:04
Hmm. Cracklin Oat Bran is a real cereal. 1/7th fat. I am somewhat bemused by the idea of bran that crackles.
Oh, and justme: we could navigate to all of the newer posts from the Gingrich one, using the linkies at the top of the page. But it was a pain in the arse, because you had to go one-by-one to get to the latest. And on the front page, you couldn’t see anything after the Gingrich post, which was stuck at 136 comments.
justme said,
December 12, 2008 at 9:12
Gotcha.
And speaking of poop,
“No, no, no. I said Golden Fleeces!”
Another Kiwi said,
December 12, 2008 at 9:12
I am somewhat alarmed by bran that crackles. It is not going to do good things in the intestines, you can bet.
I’m talking methane explosions here.
Brucetta said,
December 12, 2008 at 9:19
Like Mentos and Coke, but with dietary fibre!
Then again, that 14% fat could be pork fat. Yum, Crackling Bran!
M. Bouffant said,
December 12, 2008 at 9:42
Oh yeah, pork cracklins & bran to wash it out w/!!
Righteous Bubba said,
December 12, 2008 at 9:56
Cocoa the badger just died enquiringly. What he had was an irradiated egg and if I had the money he would have lived many more minutes. He used to cross those feet with that sense of concentration each time he used the litter-box.
Stephen Ockham said,
December 12, 2008 at 10:23
Image in post needs a little shopping – at a glance it looked like he had cracks in his lens (misread some light), now I think they would look quite appropriate for this guy.
another jim said,
December 12, 2008 at 11:25
In re: Conspiracy – funny how Vince Foster was definitely murdered even though 3 investigations said otherwise….but George W. Bush is definitely a constitutional President even though no investigations have been allowed to occur.
I guess that’s the secret…
In re: bailout, looks like the auto industry might actually get their loan from the Bush Administration re: TARP. Which is good and bad, but mostly good. I feel better about that money going to people who make something, even if it’s gaz-guzzling cars, than people who make pyramid schemes out of overpriced houses…
?? said,
December 12, 2008 at 11:59
Brucetta: I’m still stuck on Gingrich and using the link.
Tried your method, didn’t work.
What the heck…
Anne Laurie said,
December 12, 2008 at 12:12
There were Muslim grad students in Oklahoma City, studying petroleum geology & similar hydrocarbon-production&destruction-related subjects. IIRC, most of the Muslim grad students in 1994 were Saudi or Indonesian, but to the fReichtards all Muslims are fungible, and also probably second cousins or at least prayer-group acquaintances. So, yeah, the first cable news reports on the OC bombings did speculate about dark-skinned jihadiis “taking revenge” for Gulf War Mark I, and some people will never give up that convenient belief.
Wow, that GLUP recipe would produce somewhere between 10 and 15 pounds of food-related product. That’s one heckofa volunteer-committee party… or enough to keep the Doughy Pantload busy for an entire afternoon!
Brucetta said,
December 12, 2008 at 12:46
??: Sorry, I don’t understand what’s going on at all. I tried commenting because some others upthread found it worked for them, and it did the trick for me.
From what I gather it’s a problem which may eventually take care of itself; the old gunk clogging up the tubes will get flushed out, or something.
Colleen said,
December 12, 2008 at 12:54
I’m testing
Colleen said,
December 12, 2008 at 12:58
Nope, I’ll try it on IE later. Not working on Firefox. I even had the teenager sit down and try and figure this out using all the tips here to no avail.
The Real Dick O said,
December 12, 2008 at 13:05
There’s no chance this will work.
frozen north said,
December 12, 2008 at 13:12
Just another useless comment from a useless lurker who misses the front page and is tired of Jackie.
Smut Clyde said,
December 12, 2008 at 13:16
RETURN TO OVEN; FOLDING OVER EVERY 15 MINUTES FOR 1 HOUR
WHY IS RECIPE SHOUTING AT ME
Image in post needs a little shopping – at a glance it looked like he had cracks in his lens
Image of Wes Vernon is just plain spooky. It is like being locked in a doll-house and looking out through little doll-house window and GIANT WES VERNON is leering in at me.
DO NOT NEED CACTUS FLASHBACKS.
A Mom Anon said,
December 12, 2008 at 13:38
Glad to see conservatives are keeping busy since their recent,heehee,losses.
Bert said,
December 12, 2008 at 13:46
I wanna see!
Hubert Davis said,
December 12, 2008 at 13:49
Capt. Crunch and Liquid Smoke.
No.
Snarl said,
December 12, 2008 at 13:58
Ok, I’m buying in to the urban legend that posting a comment fixes the home page….
Snarl said,
December 12, 2008 at 14:00
ZOMG. It works.
How odd.
purpleOnion said,
December 12, 2008 at 14:08
Conservative motto:
If one has not cheated, he did not do everything he could to win.
Conservative Sociology:
One individual equals one fodder unit.
Conservative Philosophy:
It is a dog eat dog world. We are all cannibals now.
Conservative Religion:
God said I can do whatever I want to do, while anyone else better not try.
Conservative Math:
2 + 2 = 5 in all cases.
Conservative Saying:
Honesty is the enemy of a free market
Conservative Politics:
“It’s just a goddamn piece of paper!” (in reference to the Constitution)
Conservative justification for war:
Overwhelming force against a poverty struck third world nation to turn an eleven to fifteen trillion dollar profit.
Ancient axiom:
“What man speak with forked tongue.” (always, forever, unrelenting)
Conservative Economics:
What’s mine is mine, and yours is too.
Conservative Rights:
Nothing less than the absolute right to exploit, (without consequence,) everyone, everywhere, and at any time.
Conservative Belief:
People who are different from my friends and I are the enemy.
Conservative Writing:
There is not a deception that has ever been communicated that we haven’t used.
Conservative Credo:
One’s rights are proportionally diminished by the degree of difference between what we tell fodder units is right and what they believe.
WereBear said,
December 12, 2008 at 14:42
With the auto bailout struggling, there is no longer any doubt that Republicans are now going for the Hitler in the bunker sore loser strategy.
The good news is, the conservatives will get their pills first.
J— said,
December 12, 2008 at 15:16
¿?
rabid pelicans™³²®© said,
December 12, 2008 at 15:23
So this entire stuck on Gingwitch thing was a trick by Gavin to get the lurkers to come out and play.
Nicely done, G!
JAML said,
December 12, 2008 at 15:46
Just a test to see if Gingrich’s daughter will quit haunting me. Sorry for the interuption.
rabid pelicans™³²®© said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:04
Bad news on the doorstep…
Shorter Senate Pukes: Sure, we’re for bailing out the finance industry so that the tycoon class can get their bonuses, and stockholders can get their dividends. But we draw the line when it comes to letting union schlubs keep their jobs! HARUMPH!
Pere Ubu said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:08
In re: Conspiracy – funny how Vince Foster was definitely murdered even though 3 investigations said otherwise
but but but don’t you get it? KKKlinton fized those investigations so they’d show nothing! His thuggish Southern Democrat attitude scared them away from the truth! He’d have “disappeared” them just like THOUSANDS OTHERS if they had crossed him!!11
See? See? “Innocence” just proves there was a conspiracy!
Legalize said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:13
Shorter GOP Senators:
“Auto Workers? Fuck off and die. This is a center-right country!!!”
Jim/The Velvet Blog said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:21
Testing, testing.
Jim/The Velvet Blog said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:23
It worked! Goodbye, Jackie.
Gary Ruppert said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:27
The fact is, don’t trash bags melt at 300 F?
Gary Ruppert said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:30
The fact is, do leftist coastal eleitists use trashbags made of tinfoil?
Simba B said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:34
The fact is, Gary, we use tinfoil in our microwave.
You should totally try it sometime.
Pere Ubu said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:51
The fact is, Gary, we use tinfoil in our microwave.
You should totally try it sometime.
Put your head in there while it’s running for the best view. Don’t worry – the safety interlocks were only put there on demand of the Nanny-State Dems and are easily bypassed.
owlbear1 said,
December 12, 2008 at 16:52
click start, chose ‘run’, type in ‘cmd’
In the resulting command window, ipconfig /flushdns
chocolatepie said,
December 12, 2008 at 17:00
Yay! Tonight is the first time since Pearl Harbor day that my home computer is able to see up-to-date posts on the S,N! homepage!
Wait a minute. . .Pearl Harbor day? Isn’t that from a Historical Event(tm) in. . .HAWAII? Where B. Hussein Kablama may or may not have emerged from the chysalis in a reverse butterfly–>caterpillar triple Salchow maneuver?
Oh my god, S,N is in the pocket of BIG CHICAGO MUSLIMS.
chocolatepie said,
December 12, 2008 at 17:01
WP’s preview function is a cunttease.
Nancy in Detroit said,
December 12, 2008 at 19:01
Delurking to try the comment fix as well.
Also, there needs to be a sound for delurkers. “Zrrp” (sp?) is nice, but is taken by the Great Gizoogle.
Nancy in Detroit said,
December 12, 2008 at 19:02
Yay! It worked!
Da Wombat said,
December 12, 2008 at 19:29
Vince Foster is alive and well and living in the tribal areas of Pakistan. The ‘Vince Foster’ was vat-grown replicant. As soon as The One is in power Vince will come forth with his hordes of Islamofascist allies and Sharia will descend on us all. It’s been years in the making.
les said,
December 12, 2008 at 19:38
Nobody here claiming access to the current, non-Day of Infamy Home of the Sadlynaughts is actually real, are you. Posting comments–back to the awful gingrich. Cache clear–back to the awful gngrinch. Cookie diddling, while more intrinsically satisfying–back to the awful gingrich.
Could the management at least change that fucking picture????
fadograf said,
December 12, 2008 at 19:41
I, too, am de-lurking….
fadograf said,
December 12, 2008 at 19:42
It worked. Feeling much better now…
me de-lurk 2 said,
December 12, 2008 at 19:53
Crosses fingers.
me de-lurk 2 said,
December 12, 2008 at 19:53
Sweeeet!
CherB said,
December 12, 2008 at 20:43
The DNS ipflush didn’t work. Trying to comment to see if it works. I don’t wanna look at Ms Gingrich’s mug any longer. *sniffle*
CherB said,
December 12, 2008 at 20:45
ACK! It’s not working! I think my brain is melting….
apm said,
December 12, 2008 at 22:23
testing…. Begone, Newty’s spawn!
apm said,
December 12, 2008 at 22:24
Magical. It works.
Smut Clyde said,
December 12, 2008 at 22:25
And the mercy seat is waiting…
commie atheist said,
December 13, 2008 at 0:05
Wow, that’s actually the picture he uses on his page? I thought for sure it was a photoshop. That is one creepy looking dude.
Stuart said,
December 13, 2008 at 1:58
Ok, trying the de-lurking trick before the Gingrich spawn starts looking cute…
Stuart said,
December 13, 2008 at 2:01
Sweet! The snark is back! I was beginning to despair
~F said,
December 13, 2008 at 3:45
testing a popular theory
~F said,
December 13, 2008 at 3:52
Gets me two new cookies (comment_author_xxxxx… and comment_author_email_xxxxx…), access to the improved front page, and COMMENT PREVIEW!
~F said,
December 13, 2008 at 4:02
Remove the two comment_author_x… cookies and I’m back to the commemorative Dec 7 front page.
~F said,
December 13, 2008 at 4:06
And submitting another comment doesn’t correct this time.
~F said,
December 13, 2008 at 4:07
Until I’ve submitted twice: now it works.
Hmmm…