Comments on: ‘Hanky Panky,’ Or Equivalent Pun http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Righteous Bubba http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-744241 Righteous Bubba Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:12:10 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-744241 <blockquote>‘Hanky Panky,’ Or Equivalent Pun </blockquote> COGITATION MODE [1]<blockquote>and I am getting near-frantic emails</blockquote> OUTPUT: HANKY PANICKY COGITATION MODE [0]

‘Hanky Panky,’ Or Equivalent Pun

COGITATION MODE [1]

and I am getting near-frantic emails

OUTPUT: HANKY PANICKY

COGITATION MODE [0]

]]> By: goober http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-744209 goober Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:45:51 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-744209 “For the last three years, Democratic leaders cheered GOP ethics woes. Dean accused Republicans of making ‘their culture of corruption the norm.’ Pelosi touted cleanliness as a liberal virtue. But with the eye-popping pay-for-play and bribery case against Democratic Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich topping a year of nationwide Democratic scandals, the corruption chickens are coming home to roost.” Bok bok! “For the last three years, Democratic leaders cheered GOP ethics woes. Dean accused Republicans of making ‘their culture of corruption the norm.’ Pelosi touted cleanliness as a liberal virtue. But with the eye-popping pay-for-play and bribery case against Democratic Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich topping a year of nationwide Democratic scandals, the corruption chickens are coming home to roost.”

Bok bok!

]]> By: Enraged Bull Limpet http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-744192 Enraged Bull Limpet Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:23:21 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-744192 Last week they came for the illiterates, but I wasn't illiterate and didn't read much into it. Last week they came for the illiterates, but I wasn’t illiterate and didn’t read much into it.

]]> By: Rusty Shackleford (not that one) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-744189 Rusty Shackleford (not that one) Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:21:24 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-744189 <i>Then they came for the Stratocasters, but I play a Tele, so I just turned it up ’til I couldn’t hear ‘em anymore.</i> Cranked-up bridge pickup = icepick to the skullbone Then they came for the Stratocasters, but I play a Tele, so I just turned it up ’til I couldn’t hear ‘em anymore.

Cranked-up bridge pickup = icepick to the skullbone

]]> By: jim http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-744167 jim Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:06:58 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-744167 <blockquote>the Donofrio case against Obama (one of the many court cases the media refused to tell you about for months)</blockquote> ... which is naturally why I've seen links to it all over the damn place for those same months. If the Evil Liberal Media is this noisy about something they "refuse to tell me about" I'm gonna need earplugs for the stuff they WILL tell me about, not to mention taping up my windows for when they explode. <blockquote>“He looks so deceitful. I feel like it’s witchcraft going all over everybody, that he’s witchcrafting everybody. He doesn’t say anything. He uses a lot of good words.”</blockquote> Unlike President Mumbletypeg, whose attempts at English have been such a source of joy & comfort to the world since 2000. How DARE America elect someone to the Oval Office who isn't blatantly <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambien#Side_effects" rel="nofollow">doped to the tits</a> on Ambien 24/7! The planet quails in terror at the menacing prospect of a US leader using complete sentences - & perpetrating this atrocity to EXPRESS RATIONAL THOUGHTS, no less! Have you no <i>shame</i>, America?!? Hmm ... the same right wing that opposed desegregation, opposed the ERA, opposed removal of anti-Jewish quotas at universities, kneecapped habeas corpus, cheered the rise of wiretapping as domestic SOP - & now opposes equal rights for gays & lesbians ... are now the main cloning-agents for Pastor Niemoller's famous verse. If irony's truly dead, I'd say there's a LOT of mean-ass Irony Zombies stumbling around out there ... & I'm not sure headshots are going to do the trick at this point. Come on DOWN, it's a Niemoller Fire Sale! First they came for the low prices, then they stayed for the value!

the Donofrio case against Obama (one of the many court cases the media refused to tell you about for months)

… which is naturally why I’ve seen links to it all over the damn place for those same months. If the Evil Liberal Media is this noisy about something they “refuse to tell me about” I’m gonna need earplugs for the stuff they WILL tell me about, not to mention taping up my windows for when they explode.

“He looks so deceitful. I feel like it’s witchcraft going all over everybody, that he’s witchcrafting everybody. He doesn’t say anything. He uses a lot of good words.”

Unlike President Mumbletypeg, whose attempts at English have been such a source of joy & comfort to the world since 2000. How DARE America elect someone to the Oval Office who isn’t blatantly doped to the tits on Ambien 24/7! The planet quails in terror at the menacing prospect of a US leader using complete sentences – & perpetrating this atrocity to EXPRESS RATIONAL THOUGHTS, no less! Have you no shame, America?!?

Hmm … the same right wing that opposed desegregation, opposed the ERA, opposed removal of anti-Jewish quotas at universities, kneecapped habeas corpus, cheered the rise of wiretapping as domestic SOP – & now opposes equal rights for gays & lesbians … are now the main cloning-agents for Pastor Niemoller’s famous verse.

If irony’s truly dead, I’d say there’s a LOT of mean-ass Irony Zombies stumbling around out there … & I’m not sure headshots are going to do the trick at this point.

Come on DOWN, it’s a Niemoller Fire Sale!
First they came for the low prices, then they stayed for the value!

]]> By: roseyv http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-744074 roseyv Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:28:01 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-744074 I actually think you've summarized this better than anyone I've seen thus far. It really is like Schrodinger's Birth Certificate. Once you take it out of "the vault" it's no longer <i> inside </i> the vault and is thus immediately suspect. But as long as it's still in the vault, it's obviously being concealed there for some nefarious purpose. So why can't you just let us see it, but -- no! DON'T TAKE IT OUT!!!! Jesus! It's USELESS now! Oh, well, back to the locked ward. I mean, drawing board. I actually think you’ve summarized this better than anyone I’ve seen thus far. It really is like Schrodinger’s Birth Certificate. Once you take it out of “the vault” it’s no longer inside the vault and is thus immediately suspect. But as long as it’s still in the vault, it’s obviously being concealed there for some nefarious purpose. So why can’t you just let us see it, but — no! DON’T TAKE IT OUT!!!! Jesus! It’s USELESS now!

Oh, well, back to the locked ward. I mean, drawing board.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743946 actor212 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:04:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743946 <i>unborn, born, born-again…. By god, it’s a nightmare!</i> Actually, the unborn are referred to now as "womb humans". Which begs the contraction to "Wombans". unborn, born, born-again…. By god, it’s a nightmare!

Actually, the unborn are referred to now as “womb humans”.

Which begs the contraction to “Wombans”.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743941 actor212 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:03:08 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743941 Couldn't the hospital simply issue a copy of the birth record, which would presumably have Baby Obama's footprints on it for comparison the next time he goes shopping for Air Jordans? Couldn’t the hospital simply issue a copy of the birth record, which would presumably have Baby Obama’s footprints on it for comparison the next time he goes shopping for Air Jordans?

]]> By: 59lespaulcopy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743855 59lespaulcopy Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:03:51 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743855 Then they came for the Stratocasters, but I play a Tele, so I just turned it up 'til I couldn't hear 'em anymore. Then they came for the Stratocasters, but I play a Tele, so I just turned it up ’til I couldn’t hear ‘em anymore.

]]> By: Johnny Pez http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743654 Johnny Pez Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:53:31 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743654 First the came for the sofa, and I didn't speak up. Then they came for the end tables, and I didn't speak up. Then they came for the refrigerator, and I said "No, you can leave that, it came with the apartment." First the came for the sofa, and I didn’t speak up. Then they came for the end tables, and I didn’t speak up. Then they came for the refrigerator, and I said “No, you can leave that, it came with the apartment.”

]]> By: Ezzthetic http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743646 Ezzthetic Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:47:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743646 <i>He is also the founder of Lancaster-York Non-Custodial Parents</i> Oh, here's one: They came for the princes in the Tower, but I was a non-custodial parent, so I said nothing. He is also the founder of Lancaster-York Non-Custodial Parents

Oh, here’s one:

They came for the princes in the Tower, but I was a non-custodial parent, so I said nothing.

]]> By: alec http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743624 alec Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:31:53 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743624 <blockquote>…when some justices unlawfully decided that the Constitution affords a right to kill capital punishment, anyone?</blockquote> A homina homina deterrence needs of society homina homina. (was re: investment in China)

…when some justices unlawfully decided that the Constitution affords a right to kill

capital punishment, anyone?

A homina homina deterrence needs of society homina homina.

(was re: investment in China)

]]> By: MrSparkle http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743539 MrSparkle Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:58:12 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743539 I did click on the link. That was just my stupid cognitive dissonance reacting to the article. I did click on the link. That was just my stupid cognitive dissonance reacting to the article.

]]> By: MzNicky http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743537 MzNicky Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:56:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743537 MrSparkle: I'm sorry, but <i>it's not a joke.</i> You'd know that if you clicked on the link for yourself. MrSparkle: I’m sorry, but it’s not a joke. You’d know that if you clicked on the link for yourself.

]]> By: MrSparkle http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743525 MrSparkle Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:32:24 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743525 <blockquote>They stopped defending the unborn, but I wasn’t an unborn so I said nothing…</blockquote> Wow, this quote was so fucking hilarious. Please tell me this Donald Hank guy is just another one of those childish pranks you SadlyNauts are famous for? It's a joke, right? <i>Please tell me it's just a joke!</i>

They stopped defending the unborn, but I wasn’t an unborn so I said nothing…

Wow, this quote was so fucking hilarious. Please tell me this Donald Hank guy is just another one of those childish pranks you SadlyNauts are famous for?

It’s a joke, right? Please tell me it’s just a joke!

]]> By: ckc (not kc) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743524 ckc (not kc) Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:31:40 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743524 <i>It looks like a file picture of a soft rock DJ from the the 70’s, taken just before the suicide</i> I would have said a cross between Jon Stewart and Bob Newhart (but with the funny completely removed.) It looks like a file picture of a soft rock DJ from the the 70’s, taken just before the suicide

I would have said a cross between Jon Stewart and Bob Newhart (but with the funny completely removed.)

]]> By: ckc (not kc) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743520 ckc (not kc) Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:14:46 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743520 (an probably a vault-approved certificate required for each category)!! (an probably a vault-approved certificate required for each category)!!

]]> By: ckc (not kc) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743519 ckc (not kc) Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:13:25 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743519 unborn, born, born-again.... By god, it's a nightmare! unborn, born, born-again…. By god, it’s a nightmare!

]]> By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743517 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:12:13 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743517 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs7bmrlFBPw" rel="nofollow">Better Witchy</a> For those who are into that sort of thing (*sniff!*). Better Witchy

For those who are into that sort of thing (*sniff!*).

]]> By: noen http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14952.html#comment-743515 noen Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:10:30 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14952#comment-743515 I just had a very evil thought. Ya know, most of our presidents have been quite old and past their prime for.... the last thirty years or so. Naturally their wives were also. Michelle is quite young and I know if I were her I would be in a very fine and agreeable mood after inauguration day. Can you see where this is going? I can easily imagine our first African American First Lady getting in a family way. And.... then I imagine that is when we will see true peak wingnut. It will be beyond measure. I just had a very evil thought. Ya know, most of our presidents have been quite old and past their prime for…. the last thirty years or so. Naturally their wives were also. Michelle is quite young and I know if I were her I would be in a very fine and agreeable mood after inauguration day. Can you see where this is going? I can easily imagine our first African American First Lady getting in a family way. And…. then I imagine that is when we will see true peak wingnut. It will be beyond measure.

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