Comments on: Bullsiewicz

By: Rusty Shackleford (not that one)

Rusty Shackleford (not that one) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:46:02 +0000

Glenn Beck on silver screen for one night only

Would that he make a similar promise for television.

By: Ezzthetic

Ezzthetic — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:26:31 +0000

aren’t they late for the Vril saucer evacuation

I just love the way a page about saucers claims to be based on reliable sources.

It’s just so cute.

By: objective observer

objective observer — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:12:42 +0000

whatever, the queef. just keep on spouting your bullshit, pathetically hoping that everyone will ignore your microscopic penis, which i myself have seen and fucking laughed at after doing blow off bob owens’ love handles and all

i know your secrets, stupid fuck

By: WereBear

WereBear — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:54:08 +0000

I guess what I was trying to say is that I prefer my Glenn Beck small and blurry.

Even, dare I wish, artifacted.

It seems to me the whole point of the wingnut birth certificate exercise is simply to have a suitably idiotic and conspiratorial excuse to whine about the new President.

I would dig up every mention they once made of we have to support the President because he’s the President during the last eight years…

but I have not world enough, nor time.

However, if we get the Google people on it, I believe we could create an object of sufficient mass that could draw in wingnut protestations and send them swirling into the five digit levels of search pages, where very few go, and even fewer return.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:56:39 +0000

He’s hard enough to take in little jpegs.
So how hard do you need to be before you can absorb those little jpegs?

By: OneMan

OneMan — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:38:43 +0000

OK, perhaps a teensy bit over the line. But there it was, all teed up nice and pretty, I just had to take a swing at it.

Y’know?

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:33:08 +0000

OneMan: Back off, buster. These are my kidz yer talkin’ about.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:32:34 +0000

RB: “Muslim lifestyle”?
SimbaB: uh — ??

There are so many things on the InterTubes I am glad I don’t understand.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:31:26 +0000

“…making them squeal uncontrollably.”

I bet one-a those novelty condoms would-a done the trick.

What?

By: OneMan

OneMan — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:29:56 +0000

“Mikey’s really been on a roll lately.”

Yeah, that’s better than when he was on a bun. Too chewy.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:28:18 +0000

I thought “little jpegs” are the extra-stimulation-providing bits on novelty condoms.

I thought they were the names I gave my children’s toes when they were babies and I was entertaining myself by making them squeal uncontrollably.

By: RUGGED IN MONTANA

RUGGED IN MONTANA — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:26:30 +0000

The high definition “Beck ‘08 — Live,” beamed from the Majestic Theatre in Dallas, will be played at five Northern Virginia theaters

I thought it was that music playin; feller, it weren’t.

Although this one did a weird version of “I’m a loser”….

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:26:08 +0000

Speaking of Glenn Beck, I’m still dying to know how many people bought movie theater tickets to go see the live HD theater simulcast of his night of Glenn Beck comedy this past summer.

Oddly, the revenues did not approach those of the blockbuster “An American Carol.”

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:24:32 +0000

Anyone want to practice knot-tying on Troofie’s prolapse?

I like to think I speak for the entire Internets when I say “no.”

By: Simba B

Simba B — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:22:13 +0000

Yeah….uh, it does occur to me that I have ad-blockers and script disabling addons out the wazoo, so if you don’t, don’t click that link.

Sorry guys.

On a more positive note, Firefox/Adblock/Noscript/etc. are nice to have.

By: Jacob Singer

Jacob Singer — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:12:17 +0000

Mikey’s really been on a roll lately.

By: WereBear

WereBear — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:12:01 +0000

I am not quite sure what that link was about, since there were popups inviting me to do things I am neither equipped for, nor interested in.

And they claimed they were in my own town!

Somehow, I doubt it.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:10:01 +0000

It’s not mailing me my confirmation god damn it. I was surprised to find that nobody had taken username Barack_Hussein_Obama.

By: Simba B

Simba B — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:02:27 +0000

Note I do not approve, I’m just saying.

By: DrDick

DrDick — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:56:24 +0000

Simba B. – That achieves its own special level and category of stupid.