Comments on: He Could, But Then He’d Have To Kill You

By: Yet Another

Yet Another — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:48:14 +0000

Ho hum.

By: StringonaStick

StringonaStick — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:20:36 +0000

Keyes is the only far-right pol I’m seeing all over this like, ahem, white on rice … & that makes me kinda sad … can’t we find a way to get Sarahcuda a seat on this particular bandwagon? Tell her it’ll buy her at least 2 or 3 more news-cycles of facetime – & that Teh Base will love her for standing up to the evil cryptosocialist conspiracy to steal the White House & sap & impurify precious Amurrikin bodily fluids.

Just tell her it will buy her another $180,000 in clothes and she’ll be aaaallllll over it. Hubby needs more silk boxers, if you get my drift…

By: fauxmaxbaer

fauxmaxbaer — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:03:18 +0000

I have the original Indonesian birth certificate of your precious black J*sus which I will license the usage of in return for ONE MILLION DOLLARS in Zimbabwaen currency.

How about a Nigerian IOU? I’ll forward you the e-mail.

By: ahem

ahem — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:56:29 +0000

When the next GOP presidential pick is nominated, I think it’s incumbent upon the American people to demand video of him or her emerging from his/her mother’s vajayjay. And to have that video subject to analysis. And to have the mother’s vajayjay subject to the same analysis. Even if she’s dead.

By: Smut Clyde's birth certificate

Smut Clyde's birth certificate — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:04:21 +0000

I am Obama’s birth certificate!

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:59:00 +0000

How come nobody ever demands to see BUSH’S birth certificate?

It’s depressing.

By: zzx

zzx — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:46:45 +0000

How come nobody ever demands to see BUSH’S birth certificate?

By: Arky Lechter

Arky Lechter — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:45:29 +0000

I ate Obama’s Birth Certificate with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

By: jim

jim — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:26:30 +0000

Batshit insane is right up her alley, after all.

By: noen

noen — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:27:24 +0000

Misha I

You really need to personally apologize to anybody you’ve ever lowered the IQ of by being present in the same room as they.

That hurt my head just reading it.

By: Shygetz

Shygetz — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:23:24 +0000

Wow. I mean, if there was ever an open door to steal yet another election for the GOP, the SCOTUS closed it???

The Supremes are savvy enough to know that, even if Obama was ruled ineligible, the Democratic electors would NOT install McCain. We’d probably be looking at President Clinton, which would mean we’d have to clean exploding head goo from the Court walls.

I was kinda looking forward to seeing this guy in oral arguments.

By: Another Kiwi

Another Kiwi — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:17:37 +0000

heard that Obama was born again into the Kingdom of Heaven

Those heaven elitists with their Holier than thou altitudes!

By: fdc123

fdc123 — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:28:59 +0000

i really love how they create their own mythos. one nutter posts that the USURPER has spent untold hundreds of thousands to not produce a ten dollar document; this turns into ‘he has three whole law firms, not lawyers, law firms fighting this—where there’s smoke there’s fire”.

of course, the simple fact that these lawsuits were filed against state and federal agencies, and the state and federal agencies sent state or federal lawyers to court — or that these were simply petitions to the court which require no lawyer from anyone but the petitioner, doesn’t ever come up …

oh wait…

they’re not into thinking things through

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:59:27 +0000

I heard that Obama was born again into the Kingdom of Heaven, thereby invalidating his US citizenship.

By: The Reality-Based Dave

The Reality-Based Dave — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:52:33 +0000

I had a long response ready to post. Alas, FYWP!
Shorter RBD:
#1- ok. He is a kook.
#2- The articel he uses to support his delusions actually is an article about how far fringe nutjobs go to deny a truth they do not like.
#3- His english is more not gooder than mine. “The Supreme Court…are…” – Plural problems.

Once more: FYYFPOSWP

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:43:24 +0000

Obama’s birth certificate was found mysteriously killed, its head and neck skinned and defleshed, the bones white and clean. The cuts on the birth certificate seemed to have been very precise. There was no blood at the scene, and there was a strong medicinal odor in the air.

The next day, API returned to the scene and found a lump of skin and flesh; when touched, it oozed a greenish fluid which burned the hand. They also reported the discovery of fifteen “tapering, circular exhaust marks punched into the ground” over an area of some 5000 square yards.

The United States Forest Service was sent to investigate. Among other tasks, they “checked the area with a civil defense Geiger counter and reported finding a considerable increase in radioactivity about two city blocks from the birth certificate.”

By: Another kiwi

Another kiwi — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:43:05 +0000

I think that the lack of evidence for a Kenyan birth and proof of a United States birth are the most troubling aspects of this case. It seems that Comrade Obama was born when and where he says. Which can only make a person more suspicious, these islamocommiefascists will stop at nothing.
I just have to go to the library and whack off onto some Romance novels now

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:35:17 +0000

Tell you what, I’ve got NO birth certificate, which PROVES Barack X was NEVER BORN!

Send me your money NOW!

Well, I’m convinced!

I’ll have my editor, Sammy Korir, get in touch with you for the wire details.

By: RUGGED IN MONTANA

RUGGED IN MONTANA — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:34:33 +0000

The birth certificate in question proves that Obama’s real father was Nicolae Ceausescu. I’m in negotiations with API to have it translated into Swedish, after which it will be marketed to Nigerean internet entrepreneurs (wouldn’t the French love to have a word like entrepreneur in THEIR language?).

By: lesserdevil

lesserdevil — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:31:25 +0000

The Birth Certificate is not so much a certificate of Obama’s birth as it is a record of his make and model. The unit was never designed to think on its own, much less formulate a plan to defeat its creators. Something went terribly wrong.

Hidden in a Vigenere cypher are the instructions for rebooting the Obama system and restoring creator control. No wonder they are so desperate to see it. The future of white, wealthy Republicans hangs in the balance. Meanwhile, Sarah Connor is freaking right the fuck out.