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7

Bisy Backson

Posted at 5:53 by Gavin M.

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BISY
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mikey said,

December 7, 2008 at 6:06

??????

Huh?

Double You Tee Eff??

Over…

mikey
N.C. said,

December 7, 2008 at 6:07

oh, bother
WereBear said,

December 7, 2008 at 6:18

I see it as a complex metaphor for how Republicans destroy the very things from which they draw their power.
ChenZhen said,

December 7, 2008 at 6:18

Pretty clever!

That wouldn’t be that tough to create, I guess. Plug the Nintendo into a digital camcorder, record the sequence, build the lego board, animate by matching what you’ve recorded frame-by frame, then overlay the audio from the original. Piece of cake.
Sequences Meevep the Human Geometer said,

December 7, 2008 at 6:21

Possible title:The Jail Of Personal Excellence

Your protagonist is a cool serf named Roderick. Your antagonist is a tired silversmith named Asa. This is their story, all about spiritual growth and excellence.

Roderick and Asa meet in a God-damned purified bathroom. Asa is tired of being tired and lazy. She knows that Roderick is neither tired nor lazy. Roderick is only after one thing: fringes. Asa needs to get fringes. But how? And where? The serf explains to the silversmith that the jail is like a tropical organization. Asa uses this information to become more tired. It always came down to a choice of two. Spiritual growth or excellence?
Another Kiwi said,

December 7, 2008 at 6:51

Where does Gavin go in the afternoons?
Guqumisti Poyplosiperiptug said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:03

Where does Gavin go in the afternoons?

Pizza boy and plumber thread’s one back.
Smut Clyde said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:05

Spotted or herbaceous backson.
pedestrian said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:11

His mother could tell you – she is the one who gets stuck cleaning up the crusty socks.
itwasntme said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:15

It’s because Bowser is so speshel.
Smut Clyde said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:21

Chapter Nine
In which Amy Alkon is entirely surrounded by a shitmoat.
Toad said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:21

But umm… well I’m here. You big hairy plumber man.
Pastor Lenitaklayk Culexaysoygzo the Perverse Haberdasher said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:26

Plushies. Oh yeah.
Smut Clyde said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:28

Gav had great big waterproof boots on,
Gav had a great big waterproof hat,
Gav had a great big waterproof macintosh
And you don’t come kinkier than that.
Smut Clyde said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:31

Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Gavin [redacted] is saying his prayers.
God bless Mummy. I know that’s right.
Wasn’t it fun in the bath tonight?
Fertile Sob said,

December 7, 2008 at 7:37

Gavin the blogger goes
Fappity, fappity,
Fappity, fappity, fap
Whenever I tell him
Politely to stop it, he
Says he can’t possibly stop.
If he stopped fapping, he couldn’t come anywhere,
Poor little Gavin he
Couldn’t come anywhere…
That’s why he always goes
Fappity, Fappity,
Fappity,
Fappity,
Fap.
mikey said,

December 7, 2008 at 8:19

Oh, thanks, everyone.

THAT was certainly enlightening…

mikey
Gash Hou the Pleasurable Saucier said,

December 7, 2008 at 8:31

Hey friends? My southern hairy-nosed wombat just died. I don’t know how she got stuck in that ball of string. I miss Rhino so much…
marindenver said,

December 7, 2008 at 8:42

Srsly, I know how hard it is to think of some frickin clever new thing to put up when all you really want to do is well whatever.
?? said,

December 7, 2008 at 8:45

Is this one of those “open threads” that Sadly, No! never resorts to? Even on the slowest of nights? Is it? Well? Is it?
Ripley said,

December 7, 2008 at 8:49

Breaking!
Hoosier X said,

December 7, 2008 at 9:01

Did somebody mention the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?
Roseanne Buttes the Psychodramatist said,

December 7, 2008 at 9:10

Thanks for noticing the Eeyores of Zion.
Smut Clyde said,

December 7, 2008 at 9:10

Perhaps you are thinking of the Protocols of the Waters of Zion, which go like this:
(1) Lie down.
(2) Cry.
Tonstant Weader said,

December 7, 2008 at 9:13

Ayyuuurrrrppphhhphgghh.
Gavin M. said,

December 7, 2008 at 9:40

In the instant before turning off the computer and going to bed, I was thinking of that particular Dorothy Parker line. Now I’m unnerved and need a snack.
purpleOnion said,

December 7, 2008 at 9:40

The princess is usually in the other castle.
OneMan said,

December 7, 2008 at 10:45

Of course it’s a metaphor:

The initial steps are our descent from the excellence of the Bush administration to the hum-drumery of the Obama admin. The first obstacle is the coming automakers’ bailout (note how Obmario failed to touch the block that contains the magic mushroom that would have rendered GM once again the world’s biggest carmaker).

The hops to the platform are clearly the early honeymoon with Congress. The next obstacle is of course his first Supreme Court appointment. This obviously liberal appointee will again land him in a hole, which he will have to hop out of by extending the surge in Iraq.

Next has to dodge a scandal flameball from the Dragon (obviously Clinton). Obmario must leap past her and throw her into the metaphorical lake of fire (probably too hard to work a bus into the scene) which obviously will meet with the disapproval of the public (note again the descent). The people then tell him that the princess (Sarah Palin) is in the other castle — obviously the White House.

This is Obama’s first and only term.

Jeez, don’t you guys read?
RUGGED IN MONTANA said,

December 7, 2008 at 10:49

No, you knuckleheads, it’s the Proctology of Elderly Scions!
Snowwy said,

December 7, 2008 at 11:07

The Cosmetology of The Edgy Scryons
Another Kiwi said,

December 7, 2008 at 11:45

Tonstant Weader Fwowed Up. D.Parker
Smut Clyde said,

December 7, 2008 at 12:31

As Clive James pointed out somewhere, it is actually quite difficult to throw up without sounding like you are shouting out the names of Northern Renaissance painters. Cranach! Breughel! Petrus Christus!
This has led to some interesting conversations with people in the next cubicle who were impressed by my enthusiasm for art.
justme said,

December 7, 2008 at 12:55

Indeed.
justme said,

December 7, 2008 at 13:03

Three jolly sailer from Blaydon-on-Tyne

They went to the sea in a bottle by Klein.

Since the sea was entirely inside the hull

The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.
justme said,

December 7, 2008 at 13:05

er, sailors.

damned copypaste
Not Sure said,

December 7, 2008 at 13:46

Cheeto lovers have the last laugh!

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/03/praise-cheesus.html
bago said,

December 7, 2008 at 14:32

Can this be a substitute?
WereBear said,

December 7, 2008 at 14:53

There are Lego designers who make the life size and ginornous displays from real Legos.

Legoland, Denmark.

The day I found that out… the world became a little brighter. I’m sure they didn’t grow up thinking “I could darn well do this for a living.” But now children can.
WereBear said,

December 7, 2008 at 14:57

Crap, what did WordPress do to my link?

http://www.legoland.dk/?lc=en
WereBear said,

December 7, 2008 at 15:03

Not that it’s news, but I find it amusing:

3 Palin Stylists Cost Campaign More Than $165,000

But every dollar was up there on the screen, so it was all worth it.
Gary Ruppert said,

December 7, 2008 at 15:11

The fact is, liberals are never known to be busy, or industrious, or hard-working, like we are here in the Heartland. No, they are living off the government handout, about to get bigger thanks to Osama The Traiter, or so they beleive. The black mask muslim president will only be able to take so much wealth from the productive classes and regions before there is a revolt.
Pere Ubu said,

December 7, 2008 at 16:40

The black mask muslim president

Wasn’t “Black Mask” the guy who hung around with Sailor Moon?
J— said,

December 7, 2008 at 16:56

On weekends Sadly, No! instigorates Knowledge.
Shut up, that's who said,

December 7, 2008 at 17:01

If anyone is bored this morning you might want to go over to Facebook and needle Will Bower publicly. He’s all over this forum set up to debate whom Gov. Paterson should appoint to fill Hillary Clinton’s senate seat.
Pere Ubu said,

December 7, 2008 at 17:14

Maybe Gavin’s gone to hunt heffalumps & woozles.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

December 7, 2008 at 17:32

Today’s curious sartorial choice.

Brought to you by Pickles, of course.
WereBear said,

December 7, 2008 at 17:34

whom Gov. Paterson should appoint to fill Hillary Clinton’s senate seat.

Rumor has it that it might be Kirsten Gillibrand. Which I wouldn’t mind. She’s my Congressperson, and I like her. Had a discussion with her while she was running about the health care situation. She & her husband had battled her insurance company over the treatment they wanted to give their baby, which wouldn’t work, but they’d pay for it, instead of the treatment they wanted, which did work, and they didn’t want to pay for it.

She gets it.
fardels bear said,

December 7, 2008 at 17:51

Sadly Fafblog!
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,

December 7, 2008 at 18:24

Today’s curious sartorial choice. – Brought to you by Pickles, of course.

Science Officer Pickles, to be precise. All it’s missing is the little Starfleet badge.
Our Dead Selves said,

December 7, 2008 at 18:32

Rumor has it that it might be Kirsten Gillibrand. Which I wouldn’t mind. She’s my Congressperson, and I like her.

Sadly, it now looks like the seats going to Kennedy, which is a shame, ‘cos Gillibrand is all-in-all pretty good. I should know, I live RIGHT BESIDE her district!
tigrismus said,

December 7, 2008 at 19:37

The black mask muslim president will only be able to take so much wealth from the productive classes and regions before there is a revolt.

You really think New England and the west coast states would revolt? We’ve been socialistically supporting your fat red state asses so long I think we’re used to it by now, Mask Muslim or no.
WereBear said,

December 7, 2008 at 19:43

If you ask me, those uber-capitalists are pretty revolting already.

Ba-dump-ting.

Thank you! I’ll be here all day!
Another Kiwi said,

December 7, 2008 at 20:53

The black mask muslim president

Note to admin. Gary Ruprecht machine is broken
Another kiwi said,

December 8, 2008 at 3:49

Today’s curious sartorial choice.

It sure is a man’s life in the Starfleet Command.
Mask Muslim said,

December 8, 2008 at 21:06

Wasn’t “Black Mask” the guy who hung around with Sailor Moon?

No, Black Mask was Jet Li, and Mask Muslim is me, the world’s most famous Islamic luchadore, and master of the dreaded Allahu Armbar.

Gary Ruppert is a moron, and confusing everyone. And for that, I shall powerbomb him through a flaming table.
Ginger Yellow said,

December 8, 2008 at 22:16

“Mask muslim”? Gary Ruppert is Pastor Swank!
sarah said,

December 9, 2008 at 10:38

pere ubu, sailor moon’s fellow was tuxedo mask.
Flüge said,

December 11, 2008 at 17:35

Lol, the vid is funny and done really nice. I’d like to see more of it, as from the comments here one can see that it really inspires the interpretations transfered to our political systems.
Superfluous said,

December 13, 2008 at 2:14

Just trying to fix the homepage problem on my browser by commenting in an old thread.

Bisy Backson

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