Comments on: One Ring To Rule Them All http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: fenris http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-741295 fenris Sun, 07 Dec 2008 10:36:17 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-741295 Um.. I don't mean to complain or anything - but why rewrite the WhizBang! handle on their blog? I mean, it sounds exactly like what they're doing. Um.. I don’t mean to complain or anything – but why rewrite the WhizBang! handle on their blog?

I mean, it sounds exactly like what they’re doing.

]]> By: Another Kiwi http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-740020 Another Kiwi Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:48:20 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-740020 <blockquote>hopelessly off-topic string of excruciatingly bad puns</blockquote> This is the only flaw in an otherwise brilliant analysis. The puns were not torture. We don't do torture.

hopelessly off-topic string of excruciatingly bad puns

This is the only flaw in an otherwise brilliant analysis. The puns were not torture. We don’t do torture.

]]> By: 59lespaulcopy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739592 59lespaulcopy Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:27:54 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739592 Poor spelling is excruciating. Poor spelling is excruciating.

]]> By: 59lespaulcopy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739588 59lespaulcopy Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:21:35 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739588 To sum up: A $30,000 rhodium-encrusted lute, once played by Randy Rhoads when he was with Ozzy in the fourteenth century, was, or perhaps wasn't, purchased by the president-elect as a present for his wife, with the hope that it would end a hopelessly off-topic string of excrutiatingly bad puns, and lessen the incidence of puppy rape. Seems logical. To sum up:
A $30,000 rhodium-encrusted lute, once played by Randy Rhoads when he was with Ozzy in the fourteenth century, was, or perhaps wasn’t, purchased by the president-elect as a present for his wife, with the hope that it would end a hopelessly off-topic string of excrutiatingly bad puns, and lessen the incidence of puppy rape. Seems logical.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739464 actor212 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:02:46 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739464 <i>Stop grizzlying</i> I can bearly stand it. Stop grizzlying

I can bearly stand it.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739396 actor212 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:19:15 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739396 <i>If you must know, the reason I got cut off is because I am also watching my five month old puppy Rikki, who insists on jumping on the couch with me as I type, jumping around, playing, and otherwise being very annoying.</i> Well, maybe if you stopped sexing her... If you must know, the reason I got cut off is because I am also watching my five month old puppy Rikki, who insists on jumping on the couch with me as I type, jumping around, playing, and otherwise being very annoying.

Well, maybe if you stopped sexing her…

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739393 actor212 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:17:38 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739393 <i>OMG!!! Sting singing Dowland? Someone was mightily wasted when they thought up THAT shite.</i> He plays this massive fucking lute, too. I was at the taping of Elvis Costello's "Spectacle" with The Police and Sting comes out for his solo segment and he brings this lute...well, it's not justice to call it huge. The balcony in the Apollo was needed to tune the fucker. They did a nice job with the tune, tho. OMG!!! Sting singing Dowland? Someone was mightily wasted when they thought up THAT shite.

He plays this massive fucking lute, too.

I was at the taping of Elvis Costello’s “Spectacle” with The Police and Sting comes out for his solo segment and he brings this lute…well, it’s not justice to call it huge.

The balcony in the Apollo was needed to tune the fucker.

They did a nice job with the tune, tho.

]]> By: MzNicky http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739359 MzNicky Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:54:26 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739359 Damn! Looks like the ring-nut post got pushed off the page. Oh well. Damn! Looks like the ring-nut post got pushed off the page. Oh well.

]]> By: Enraged Bull Limpet http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739181 Enraged Bull Limpet Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:26:00 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739181 I don't have enough semi-sentient time to check whether this has been flogged to death already, but what's with that (burlap?) textural 'shopping? Sure, that sorta thing can be useful to integrate a selection with the background layer, but it really sticks out here. --Or am I missing something obvious as usual? I don’t have enough semi-sentient time to check whether this has been flogged to death already, but what’s with that (burlap?) textural ‘shopping? Sure, that sorta thing can be useful to integrate a selection with the background layer, but it really sticks out here.

–Or am I missing something obvious as usual?

]]> By: Ruthie http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739140 Ruthie Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:28:35 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739140 <I>Ruthie: I think you know better than to ruin wingnut poutrage with facts.</I> MzNicky: I can't help it. I like to think of it as the PETA/Vegan/passive-aggressive's PC substitute for blowing up frogs with firecrackers. Ruthie: I think you know better than to ruin wingnut poutrage with facts.

MzNicky:

I can’t help it. I like to think of it as the PETA/Vegan/passive-aggressive’s PC substitute for blowing up frogs with firecrackers.

]]> By: Mentis Fugit http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739134 Mentis Fugit Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:14:54 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739134 Barack <b>HUSSEIN</b> Obama must treat his wife like dirt or he is a hypocrite. i can has wingnut welfare sincecure nao Barack HUSSEIN Obama must treat his wife like dirt or he is a hypocrite.

i can has wingnut welfare sincecure nao

]]> By: Fozzetti http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739083 Fozzetti Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:16:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739083 News Flash! Millionaire Buys Wife a Diamond Ring! huh? Rubys would suit Mrs. Obama better, I think. News Flash! Millionaire Buys Wife a Diamond Ring! huh?

Rubys would suit Mrs. Obama better, I think.

]]> By: J— http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739051 J— Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:27:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739051 <i>Anyone recall?</i> I have a recollection of Bastion Booger/Saul/Chris St. James being hung up on civilization under threat, punctuated by veers into directly insulting commenters. Anyone recall?

I have a recollection of Bastion Booger/Saul/Chris St. James being hung up on civilization under threat, punctuated by veers into directly insulting commenters.

]]> By: Jacksonspiw Oddities-Sack http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739048 Jacksonspiw Oddities-Sack Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:12:37 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739048 <i>And I wanted to do a mustelid pun, but who’sable to keep up?</i> You lead and we can polecat together. And I wanted to do a mustelid pun, but who’sable to keep up?

You lead and we can polecat together.

]]> By: tigrismus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739047 tigrismus Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:08:45 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739047 p00p too, also. p00p too, also.

]]> By: tigrismus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739046 tigrismus Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:03:08 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739046 <i>Spending $30,000 on a piece of jewelry doesn’t represent the compassion or the hope and change that he espoused throughout the campaign.</i> Nor does it represent Truth, Beauty, The Buttocks, the many hardships in the lives of lobstermen, the mystery of Edwin Drood, or any number of potentially representable things. Maybe the Whiz considers itself the go-to blog for the hermenuetics of president-elect jewelry purchases in potentia, but sometimes stuff doesn't represent other stuff, sometimes it's just stuff, you know? And I wanted to do a mustelid pun, but who'sable to keep up? Spending $30,000 on a piece of jewelry doesn’t represent the compassion or the hope and change that he espoused throughout the campaign.

Nor does it represent Truth, Beauty, The Buttocks, the many hardships in the lives of lobstermen, the mystery of Edwin Drood, or any number of potentially representable things. Maybe the Whiz considers itself the go-to blog for the hermenuetics of president-elect jewelry purchases in potentia, but sometimes stuff doesn’t represent other stuff, sometimes it’s just stuff, you know?

And I wanted to do a mustelid pun, but who’sable to keep up?

]]> By: Jesus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739045 Jesus Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:44:21 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739045 <i>Jesus, look at the state of this thread.</i> Meh. 'Salright. Jesus, look at the state of this thread.

Meh. ‘Salright.

]]> By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739044 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:39:57 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739044 <i>Anyone recall?</i> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfSdN-hCbms" rel="nofollow">I'm sorry, this is outside my observational event horizon</a>. Anyone recall?

I’m sorry, this is outside my observational event horizon.

]]> By: Djur http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739042 Djur Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:30:21 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739042 "Commander Guy" has a really familiar style. I'm trying to place it. Ruppertesque rants interspersed with irrelevant snippets of his life written in a peculiarly juvenile voice. I'm thinking of the original Rugged in Montana, I think. One of the Sauls did it, too. Anyone recall? “Commander Guy” has a really familiar style. I’m trying to place it. Ruppertesque rants interspersed with irrelevant snippets of his life written in a peculiarly juvenile voice. I’m thinking of the original Rugged in Montana, I think. One of the Sauls did it, too.

Anyone recall?

]]> By: mikey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14808.html#comment-739041 mikey Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:26:57 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14808#comment-739041 I would promise my allegiance, nay, my very life, in the name of Omnipresent Camel-Toe! Let's.... Uh... Let's TOE!! Yay mikey I would promise my allegiance, nay, my very life, in the name of Omnipresent Camel-Toe!

Let’s….

Uh…

Let’s TOE!!

Yay

mikey

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