Comments on: Potential Bush Supreme Court Nominees

By: young virgin

young virgin — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 04:19:15 +0000

This is my first time here and was wondering how often posts are made?

By: West of Normal

West of Normal — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 10:04:08 +0000

Bush: Ah hell, it’s only the Supreme Court

Bush on potential Associate Justice nominees—experience doesn’t matter! (Bold mine:)

WASHINGTON (AP)—President Bush said Wednesday that he would consider nominating a woman or someone with no experience as a judge to replace reti…

By: Phoenician in a time of Romans

Phoenician in a time of Romans — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 15:59:41 +0000

Justice Osama Bin Laden:

Pros: Not a hint of sexual or personal scandal. Well noted for his strong faith. Liked by millions. On the right side when it comes to condemning fags, baby-killing and the decadance of the modern world. Also a good show of Bush’s openness to multiculturalism.

Cons: Not a US citizen. Questions may be raised about previous faith-based activities.

By: cavjam

cavjam — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 16:01:23 +0000

Just to get serious for a minute –
Dick Cheney will head up a committee to scour the land for suitable appointments. Having found none as able as he, he will appoint himself to the SC; Jeb Bush will be made Veep. George will then suffer an incapacitating bicycle “accident”, both rendering him unfit to stand trial at The Hague and assuaging Americans’ fear that he was but one heartbeat away from the presidency.

Incidentally, Ronnie Reagan is not dead, he’s just extremely absent-minded.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 11:17:56 +0000

Res: yes, he does have that indicative passive/aggressive quality…

By: glenstonecottage

glenstonecottage — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 10:51:58 +0000

Here’s a vote for General JC Christian.

He’s a known heterosexual.

By: jeff-perado

jeff-perado — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 05:38:15 +0000

I am fully expecting the SC nom to be young (virgin) Ben Shapiro.

Pros:
1. He’s young and a virgin; thus he will be able to put those facts in the SC record for the next 50 years.
2. He’s a virgin and a law student at Harvard. And everyone knows that Havard law students are already better qualified to make SC decisions than anyone else. And, oh yeah, did I mention that he is a virgin?

Cons:
1.Even conservatives will tire of hearing in every decision Ben makes about his virginity, and how he is qualified simply because he is/was a Harvard Law Student.

2. When Ben does retire, his resignation letter will reference that the reason for his retirement was due to a “tragic accident I suffered in the shower: I was washing my evil weapon of mass insemination; and the darned thing went off.”

By: res publica

res publica — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 03:04:18 +0000

He’s a total pushy bottom.

By: res publica

res publica — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 03:03:56 +0000

Eh…I’m a fag too, but I still call Ben a fag. Because I feel fairly certain that when he loses his virginity, it will be up the cornhole.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 00:39:10 +0000

Goddammit, Jeff. I’m a fag, and I take offense.

A fag still gets laid.

By: Jeff Seltzer

Jeff Seltzer — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 00:19:24 +0000

I love Shapiro’s quote…

“I’m 21 years old, a columnist, an author, a graduate of UCLA, a Harvard law student — and a virgin. And I’m proud of it… It’s no wonder that because of my outspoken advocacy of traditional morality in general and of virginity in particular, I’ve become a favorite target of Internet leftists, who often refer to me as ‘The Virgin Ben.’”

Hell, I never refer to him as the virgin Ben, I refer to him as either “idiot” or “fag.”

By: Gannon's Cannon

Gannon's Cannon — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 23:31:16 +0000

Moon won’t take it,as it would be a step down from the Messiah position he currently holds.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 23:11:11 +0000

SZ, that’d be pretty cool:

Shroder v. Planned Parenthood
Justice Reagan dissenting.

Reagan: “BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!! Well…”

By: Vivek

Vivek — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 20:10:27 +0000

s.z.:

I don’t think him being dead is a problem. It’s about time we had a zombie president.

I mean, think about it: if Souter drops out of line, Zombie Ronnie will just eat his brains.

By: s.z.

s.z. — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 19:46:16 +0000

A very good selection of potential nominees. I would like to add one of my own: Ronald Reagan.

Pros: He is universally beloved by conservatives; I think he played a lawyer in “Kings Row”; he should get a chance to make up for the damage he did by appointing Sandra.

Cons: Might be pro-stem cell research; scandal about wife and Frank Sinatra may surface during confirmation hearings; still dead.

By: Jack of None

Jack of None — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 14:53:26 +0000

I love the phrase “fag enablers”. I just get this mental image of someone standing next to two guys having sex, lube at the ready and chanting “Go! Go! Go!”

By: Dick Durata

Dick Durata — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 14:39:59 +0000

If we were a more advanced society, we could clone our judges in their reactionary prime and reduce the uncertainty we now must live with. Sure, Ben is a virgin now, and a wingnut par-excellance, but what will happen to him after twenty or more years on the bench? He might read a book not written by Ayn Rand, he might (horrors!) get laid, and who knows what that might do to his tender psyche? He could end up another Earl Warren, in drag!
This is where I have to get off the Bush program, cloning, stem cell research, and other core biological sciences need to be put in a top secret research organization that would promote biblical science, but keep a retinue of brainy slaves working day and night to preserve our nations moral character.
It’s just an idea, anyway.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 14:12:32 +0000

How could you forget former Chief Justice Roy Moore, of “Roy’s Rock” fame?

By: vachon

vachon — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 10:33:59 +0000

Wait for it: Nancy Grace.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 10:16:19 +0000

Notice how Crooked Timber is like Marilyn Manson in reverse- everyone there has the first name of a serial killer. Ted Bundy Barlow?? John Wayne Gacy Quiggin? They are bad news bears.