Comments on: Annals Of Wingnuttery

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:45:41 +0000

Speeleye Span were not a real thing

That’s not what my Google says.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqInvZ9hY9Y

Not sure how representative that is of their music, though, since it’s on a kid’s show.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:47:13 +0000

Well if you’re going to be pedantic about it, no, Speeleye Span were not a real thing. In fact they were only an excuse for folkies to start rabbitting on about how much better cider used to be in the Good Old Days, before this watery sweet fizzy piss you get these days ~~, and to fantasise about Maddy Prior’s boobies~~.
As if they needed an excuse.
Oy, mate, I already told you, we don’t serve Snakebites here! That’s it! You’re barred!

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:21:59 +0000

Is Steeleye Span a real thing or is that just the way an old Jewish person would dismiss Steely Dan?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:24:54 +0000

You say 'mynas', we say mynahs. Apparently Steeleye Span have a song about them.

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:09:47 +0000

Is it too late for the joke about ‘transporting mynas across staid lions”?

nope, never, nor is it too late for the roo-roo joke…

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:08:50 +0000

sorry, I’m from the 70s.
Myself, I’m from Wisconsin.

Both are known for their cheese…

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:28:54 +0000

I didn’t even know birds used military ranks.
Adjutant bird, meet Woodrowfan. Woodrowfan, Adjutant bird.
Is it too late for the joke about ‘transporting mynahs across staid lions”?

By: OneMan

OneMan — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:40:57 +0000

The Fucking Eagles really aren't that bad.

By: The Dude

The Dude — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:53:51 +0000

I’ve had a bad night, and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:50:03 +0000

I’m not sayng that our Doktorling is growing into a hacker, but she’s already announcing her lavatorial intentions in terms of core-dumps and downloading.

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:34:16 +0000

Agreed. Polyester abuse is a tragedy.

sorry, I’m from the 70s.

Myself, I’m from Wisconsin.

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:22:43 +0000

We survived the Eagles reunion…

but, but, but, the Eagles are good!

(sorry, I’m from the 70s. I blame the polyester…)

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:53:07 +0000

First Hootie and now CREED????

relax. We survived the Eagles reunion…

By: nick

nick — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:26:17 +0000

“Did you take a dump?”

“Why, is one missing?”

“I need to take a shit.” “Well, don’t take one of mine! I only have three left and the weekend is coming up.”

We say take a shit and take a piss, but you don’t take ‘em–you leave ‘em.

“I left a shit, Bill.” “Jeez, where’d you leave it this time? Last year, the kids didn’t find it ’til Easter.”

Ahhh, George Carlin. How I miss you…

By: cowalker

cowalker — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:55:59 +0000

I’m convinced. The first thing on Obama’s to-do list should be the dismantling of the European Union. It’s too important to be left to the Europeans.

By: Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:45:26 +0000

I sort of prefer pinching a loaf or laying a coil…

How about hanging a rat? I never understood that one.

By: RIAA Napster Patrol

RIAA Napster Patrol — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:43:27 +0000

The only song lyrics that you can post here are for Louie Louie. I’ll save you evil liberals some time and post them for you:

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Bridge:
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(unintelligible) (unintelligible) (unintelligible) ?
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Chorus:
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By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:39:35 +0000

Joe, you gotta update those lyrics, man…

Hear my cries, hear my call
Lend me your ears, see my fall
See my errors, know my faults
Time halts, see my loss

Know I’m lacking, backtracking
Where I met you, pistol packing
Itchy finger, trigger happy
Try to trap me, bad rap

Wiretap me, backstab me
Break the faith, fall from grace
Tell me lies, time flies
Close your eyes, come with me

Come with me, come with me
Come with me, come with me
Come with me, come with me
Come with me, come with me

I’m a take you with me

I wanna to fight you, I’ll fuckin’ bite you
Can’t stand nobody like you,
You can’t run, you can’t hide
No surprise, close your eyes

Come with me!!!
I’m a take you with me

I’m here to stay forever
And ever and a day, that’s never
Come with me

Huh huh, yeah
Huh huh, yeah
Huh huh, yeah
Huh huh, yeah

Huh huh, yeah
Huh huh, yeah
Come with me

By: RIAA Napster Patrol

RIAA Napster Patrol — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:32:15 +0000

Who keeps posting song lyrics here?

You will be hearing from our lawyers!

By: Joe Max

Joe Max — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:26:28 +0000

(And the “dinosaur that breathed fire” from the original post… oh. migod. And how could the Creation Science Museum not refer to the atomic reactor at the center of the Earth that sent out radiation through the gold layer that turned it into healing rays?)

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down.
Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them.
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town.

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah