This column is one of the most absurd things I’ve seen in a while. It actually reads like satire. Extreme liberals can be crazy, but they’re generally not organized enough to actually have published columns and stuff. Normal liberals are…

Certainly, they won’t have the stomach for the kind of sacrifice, discipline and enduring burdens we’ve seen displayed on the battlefield by the Justin Darrs and Jonah Goldbergs of today…

Not to mention the fact that bullies are generally trying to get you to straighten up and toe the majority line; When “normal” people beat the shit out of you every day, it doesn’t build respect for American society, it teaches you to loathe American society.

But the bottom line is that shitheads like Malkin don’t care about the people being bullied; they’d be happier for fags, nerds and weirdos to stay in the closet, or, even better, kill themselves before they grow up and start influencing society.

They also want to teach kids early to use force to keep dissidents in line.

Now, Michelle says that of course she’s not against anti-bullying programs, she just thinks that kids should be taught self defense. She then links to a column she wrote about some kids who beat up a developmentally disabled girl.

Apparently it hasn’t occured to her that maybe developmentally disabled students won’t be able to learn martial arts as well as bullies. It also hasn’t occured to her that maybe the bullies will also take self defense course, do better at them then the unathletic nerd types, and the end result will be that bullies will still be able to beat the shit out of other kids.

Actually, I guess she just doesn’t believe in preventative care, since she says that we should just send the bullies to juvy after they act out. Yeah, I’m sure the parents of bullies will be happy about that. Stuffing someone in the trashcan is a massively shitty thing to do, but I’m not sure it should condemn you to a year in jail with the really bad kids who deal drugs and stab people. I tend to worry that would just make the bullies meaner.

Not to mention the abject hatred of principles espoused by Jesus Christ. That’s the fucker who said that when a man hits us, we should turn the other cheek. It’s a little weird to hear conservatives calling Jesus Christ a moron and a pansy.

I could go on with this all day, it pisses me off so damn much.

Cuz I know a couple of female instructors of tae kwon do that would looooove to show her a few moves.

Just what we need to combat throat-slitting, suicide plane-flying Islamists: young eunuchs…

I really wish Michelle would take her marital dissatisfaction out of her blog and into therapy where it belongs.

That’s funny, because George of the Anti-Idiotarian Ankle-biting Poodle just said in comments (below) that the level of casualties was ‘comparable to peacetime.’

It’s war! It’s peacetime. It’s war! It’s peacetime.

It’s almost as if they change their mind depending on the point they’re trying to make. Isn’t there a word for that?

You’ve got a good young team. The hitting is there, and I think the pitching is developing well (Lee, despite a crap performance last night, is quite a good young pitcher).

You just need to put CC Sabathia on a slim-fast program before he becomes Bartolo Part II…

When I think of the fights that were considered routine in my Baby Boomer childhood, they generally were lumped under the heading, “Settle it among yourselves.” For some of us, it was the adults we had to worry about, not other kids.

Do these people not listen? We’re raising “young eunuchs”, unable to breed, so the namby pambies (I thought it was mamby ..) won’t be able to contribute genetically to future generations. If Michelle catches you not reading …

Also, Cle 2, Bos 1, Bottom 6 …