Comments on: Ft. Braggapalooza

By: Hohoho Hum

Hohoho Hum — Wed, 06 Jul 2005 08:20:42 +0000

I wonder how that drug program the president appointed the first lady to be in charge of is doing? Along with how she is spending the 150,000,000.00 budget he gave her to work with?…Was Ashcroft ever punished for claiming “Executive Priviledge” in not releasing memos requested and/or demanded by Congress? Maybe the president should look in his mind for the WMD’s..just a thought..they might be hiding there……A bully eventually meets the one he can not overpower.

By: Marq

Marq — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 15:49:06 +0000

Oh, um, at the link I listed above, my letter is the one linked to/titled as “Empty message.”

By: Marq

Marq — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 12:39:00 +0000

On occasion, when our Popular, Only 42% of the Public Wants to Impeach Him Preznit? says something stoopid (yeah, I know, I know...), or gives a Major Speech About... Important Shit, or Stuff?, I write a snarky letter in to the Chicago Tribune. And, surprisingly enough, they put this one up online. And better yet, it's gonna be printed in the letters cloumn on Sunday! Woo-hoo!

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 01:24:51 +0000

Obviously, we need a Martian Hydrogen Flying Primate Initiative, although lemurs get left out because they argue too much.

By: Oh, FTLOG

Oh, FTLOG — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 03:14:36 +0000

Hmmmmm. {wrinkled brow} S’pose I have a regular monkey slave…er…servant and we move to the moon. Is he now a flying monkey servant? Just wondering.

By: Oh, FTLOG

Oh, FTLOG — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 03:08:24 +0000

Flying monkey slaves. Yeah! they’d be much better than your regular monkey slaves. Hell, they just jump from chair to chair to table, so by the time they get to you, the beer’s all shook up. Sucks!

By: Thorlac

Thorlac — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 03:06:33 +0000

Man, you won’t catch me in California, then! I’ve already had nightmares about dive-bombing monkey face-eaters snapping at my nose and shouting albino slogans as they swooped past. I awoke in a puddle of sweat and urine–MONKEY URINE!

By: Chris Moorehead

Chris Moorehead — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 02:45:46 +0000

The flying monkey thing is simple — you just need to have the golden cap. Unfortunately, since that liberal traitor Dorothy gave the damn thing to the chief monkey, getting it back could prove difficult. Particularly with those horror stories coming out of California featuring face-chewing chimps…

By: res publica

res publica — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 02:24:44 +0000

I think the President *is* an albino shouting gorilla.

I strongly support the various “ape slave” and “monkey butler” proposals made above, but I would point out the merits of my earlier proposal for FLYING monkeys. Nothing — nothing — could be cooler than flying monkey servants.

By: aaron

aaron — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 01:16:49 +0000

I want this blog to have my babies! Or, at least, a chimpanzee mail-order bride supplied by this blog to have my babies. Whichever.

By: Thorlac

Thorlac — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 01:16:46 +0000

What constitutes “albino shouting”? Use of once-cool slang terms 10 years after the cool has worn off? And doesn’t “cool” count as one of those?

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 00:09:51 +0000

Perhaps some kind of giant albino shouting gorilla?

By: delagar

delagar — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 23:46:44 +0000

God, I love this blog.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 21:45:58 +0000

Mutant ape slaves.

Well, first we would only have one monkey butler, but then he would train others.

By: Honey

Honey — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 15:42:04 +0000

Flying cars. Yeah, that’s just what we fucking need. Not only do we have to look out for idiots on the ground, we’ll have no place to hide from the reckless drivers who can FALL FROM THE SKY AT ANY MOMENT. Yeah, let’s have some fucking flying cars, the world isn’t scary enough.

By: Edmund Schluessel

Edmund Schluessel — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 15:09:35 +0000

Just idly, recalling various polls I’ve heard about: I wonder what fraction of Americans think we’ve already been to Mars, with humans I mean, in the past few years?

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 14:43:38 +0000

Hell, there’ve been lots of flying cars since the ’50s. Do a Google search on ‘Moller Skycar’ for a contemporary one. Slick as hell. Except we never seem to get any of them.

Not to mention personal jetpacks and heli-rotors, VTOL transports, affordable SST jetliners, etc. The tech exists, but it somehow never gets developed decade after decade.

By: jexter

jexter — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 14:22:13 +0000

Flying cars. We were fucking promised flying cars. Anybody seen a flying car anywhere? I mean, you don't even see them in sci-fi movies anymore! What the fuck's up with that? Flying cars are all of a sudden too fucking advanced for even sci-fi movies??? Shit, I wish I was born a hundred years from now. I'd have some ccol shit then. Shit.

By: melior

melior — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 13:59:51 +0000

Osama who?

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 13:58:34 +0000

Mutant ape slaves. That and a moonbase, and we’re in the 21st Century for sure.

Strangely enough (and this is true) science doesn’t know whether or not humans can breed with chimpanzees — it’s not impossible given what we know about the human and chimp genomes, but the necessary experiments have simply never been done.

Now, say what you want about Bush = chimp, but if he were to initiate that project while calling in the Army Corps of Engineers for a feasibility study on burying the Statue of Liberty…

I mean the polls can’t get much worse, right?