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Bush’s Speech
Well, we’ve got another pointless Bush speech tonight. Don’t bother watching it, I’ll summarize it for you right now:
1.) God told me to promote freedom after Saddam destroyed the World Trade Center.
2.) Democrats are pansies who wanted to let Saddam use nukular weapons on unborn children.
3.) We must stay the course.
4.) Staying the course is hard work.
5.) Just like pulling out early won’t stop pregnancy, pulling out of Iraq won’t stop terrorism.
6.) I think about Iraq every day.
7.) Thinking is hard work.
UPDATE: For a more serious (and thoughtful) prediction, see Digby.
More predictions: The Left Coaster. And of course, The Editors.
Paul the Spud said,
June 28, 2005 at 20:05
Indeed, however, may I add this one?
8. 9/11, 9/11, 9/11.
Brad R. said,
June 28, 2005 at 20:16
Yes, that’s a good one, but I think I have it covered with #1 :-)
derek j said,
June 28, 2005 at 20:24
hahahaha !! I like “Just like pulling out early won’t stop pregnancy, pulling out of Iraq won’t stop terrorism”
dj
Brad R. said,
June 28, 2005 at 20:25
You *would* like that, wouldn’t you Derek? ;-)
Marblex said,
June 28, 2005 at 20:34
You forgot:
8. 9/11 made me do it.
VKW said,
June 28, 2005 at 20:38
9. Oh, and we finally found those awful WMDs! They’re in Iran! Surprise announcements will be made during September sweeps!
Hemlock Echo said,
June 28, 2005 at 21:19
8. Everyday Iraqi’s are getting better and better at defending their own country.
9. Batman Begins was really bad.
10. Our exit strategy is victory.
11. Mary Cheney is a lesbian.
Brad R. said,
June 28, 2005 at 21:23
9. Batman Begins was really bad
Was not!
Eric said,
June 28, 2005 at 21:40
8. And we need to raise taxes on the lame and mentally deficient to pay for this war.
apostropher said,
June 28, 2005 at 22:11
8. Want some wood?
Paul the Spud said,
June 28, 2005 at 22:49
Yes, that’s a good one, but I think I have it covered with #1 :-)
True, but you know how he loves to repeat that date every chance he gets. ;)
Vestal Vespa said,
June 28, 2005 at 22:50
8. We did what we did in Iraq to stop terror. But for some reason we need to not do that in Korea. We’re talking it over with them, over tea and kim-chi, until we get something worked out.
Brad R. said,
June 28, 2005 at 23:00
#9- Eating kim chi is hard work.
Hemlock Echo said,
June 29, 2005 at 0:12
Brad. You liked Batman Begins? I guess I should expect no less from a Patriots fan. ;-)
Yosef said,
June 29, 2005 at 14:38
Damn. The Editors might have outdone you on this one. You need to send some more evil kittens over there before he makes you look bad.
lorry said,
January 20, 2006 at 16:32
Hi. Cool theme, but this is interesting too: