Comments on: Young, Dumb, Hung And Full Of ____*

By: Nathan

Nathan — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:02:21 +0000

Raves are still way cool, I am having one for new years. Except no glow sticks … or candy ravers … or dj’s … or techno … I guess I’m having an X fueled orgy but if it helps this disadvantaged blogger make a point then I am glad I could help … ohh, no disadvantaged bloggers are allow at the orgy.

Happy thankstaking

By: fdc

fdc — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:21:30 +0000

if I had a rocket launcher…

some son of bitch would pay…

By: Teaflax

Teaflax — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:28:20 +0000

Oi was an entire right-wing Punk movement. And the Ramones were a rock n roll band, as I have been saying for years. There’s nothing Punk about them, except maybe the fact that their songs are short.

By: RvB

RvB — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:49:17 +0000

I’m thinking that Thomas Pynchon is writing brilliant social satire for the Washington Times, and that none of us are getting it. By the way, with all the newspaper layoffs, how does this gang still draw a paycheck?

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:30:01 +0000

Unfortunately, Abercrappy DOES employ hot duudz just to stand around the store shirtless.

I witnessed this last Christmas at the local mall. I was at once disgusted and strangely attracted, and then I confronted the manager and asked “Why only the men?”

After mall security let me go home…

By: chocolatepie

chocolatepie — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:25:38 +0000

The key to the whole thing is this: “See those shirtless models in the storefront…” To me, this means Breitbart is confused in one of three ways: 1. He thinks the mannequins in store windows are alive. Unfortunately, Abercrappy DOES employ hot duudz just to stand around the store shirtless. Improv Everywhere sent a bunch of regular duudz in there to do the same thing and they got kicked the fuck out. Pretty awesome.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:46:31 +0000

In my experience, the neo nazis go for heavy metal, not punk.

It also depends on what you what to define how, I suppose. Most of the metal I’ve heard from skinheads has been thrash metal which is, I dunno, at least an interbred cousin of punk. The spectrum is pretty smeary.

By: r€nato

r€nato — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:29:19 +0000

how, exactly, is the GOP supposed to go about making gay-bashing, bigotry and hippie-bashing sound dope to the young ‘uns?

By: ckc (not kc)

ckc (not kc) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:43:47 +0000

if I had a rocket launcher

this is

a.) fortuitous
b.) a sophisticated and subtle reference

Discuss.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:23:44 +0000

Oh good, now that The Truth has slunk off, The Fool arrives with his “omg punk is soooo stoopid, bitchezz” shtick. Coincidence?

By: Mark Foley

Mark Foley — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:25:56 +0000

What’s ironic about it?

By: Visceral

Visceral — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:14:14 +0000

The irony of the GOP embracing youth and sexuality, however superficially, is just completely lost on Breitbart, isn’t it?

By: Another kiwi

Another kiwi — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:04:49 +0000

Oh Shit!! Conservative performance art, mannequins!!
The last eight years have been theatre.
Who was to know?

By: D.N. Nation

D.N. Nation — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:56:09 +0000

Aww, whatsa matter, Troof? Did I scare you away?

Pathetic tool.

By: Upgrayedd

Upgrayedd — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:11:49 +0000

g said,

November 26, 2008 at 1:00

And what would a conservative performance artist do exactly?

let’s not forget – give an interview while animals are being slaughtered in the background. Comedy gold!

When you put it that way, it seems worthy of Andy Kaufmann…

By: Kramer

Kramer — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:07:25 +0000

There’s a clothing store downtown. They got a mannequin in there that looks exactly like Elaine.

It’s uncanny! It’s like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, and screwed you back all together again, and stuck you on a pedestal. It’s really quite exquisite.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:44:33 +0000

1. He thinks the mannequins in store windows are alive. Add Kraftwerk to the honour-roll of Republican musicians.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:40:41 +0000

Wow, so Breitbart “challenged” anti-Prop 8 gays (just the gays, I guess) to protest a mosque. Because, you know, the Grand Muslim Headquarters in the Muslim-dominated state of Utah, which was founded by Muslims, spent $20 million dollars to buy mendacious TV ads promoting Prop 8.

As PZ would say, “Fatwa envy!”

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:39:05 +0000

I imagine “Republican punk rockers” would perform Dead Kennedys songs like “Kill the Poor”, “California Über Alles”, “Terminal Preppie”, and “Police Truck”, but as earnest commentary, not satire.

The sun beams down on a brand new day
No more welfare tax to pay
Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
Jobless millions whisked away
At last we have more room to play
All systems go to kill the poor tonight

Gonna
Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight!

Woo!

And while they’d use the anarchist “A” symbol, they’d be Austrian School anarcho-capitalists.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:18:42 +0000

I love you, Doctor Zaius.