Comments on: Shorter Paul “Deacon” Mirengoff http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: section9 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733902 section9 Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:59:49 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733902 You have to understand something. The folks at Powerline were, like, on retainer from Dick Cheney to oppose Rice for opposing war with the Iranians. There's this huge segment of my party which maintains that a Republican Administration must adopt the Settlements Now, Settlements Forever Plank in the Likud Platform. The Cheneyist/Stephen B. Hayes/Caroline Glick take on Rice is that she has been taken over by the Pantywaists who've been running the State Department into the ground ever since Joe McCarthy tried to warn us about Them. They say she Hates the Jews and wants to hand Israel over to Bin Laden and the Iranians. I'm serious. I'm a Republican. I know how these people think. Google any Caroline Glick column from the Jerusalem Post and you'll read how her columns sort of get grafted into Republican thinking on the Middle East. Believe me, it's been tough, but Rice is one of the reasons we haven't attacked Iran by now. Powerline was one of the better conservative blogs, but their reflexive neoconservative ranting has turned their combined work into a parody of the worst of the warblogging years of the Weekly Standard. You have to understand something. The folks at Powerline were, like, on retainer from Dick Cheney to oppose Rice for opposing war with the Iranians.

There’s this huge segment of my party which maintains that a Republican Administration must adopt the Settlements Now, Settlements Forever Plank in the Likud Platform. The Cheneyist/Stephen B. Hayes/Caroline Glick take on Rice is that she has been taken over by the Pantywaists who’ve been running the State Department into the ground ever since Joe McCarthy tried to warn us about Them. They say she Hates the Jews and wants to hand Israel over to Bin Laden and the Iranians.

I’m serious. I’m a Republican. I know how these people think. Google any Caroline Glick column from the Jerusalem Post and you’ll read how her columns sort of get grafted into Republican thinking on the Middle East. Believe me, it’s been tough, but Rice is one of the reasons we haven’t attacked Iran by now.

Powerline was one of the better conservative blogs, but their reflexive neoconservative ranting has turned their combined work into a parody of the worst of the warblogging years of the Weekly Standard.

]]> By: Julian "Hussein" Perez http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733592 Julian "Hussein" Perez Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:14:55 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733592 <I>Condi Rice has failed in her most important job as Secretary of State, which is aggressively defending the torture and indefinite imprisonment of scary-looking Sand People.</i> Sand People are easily startled, but they'll return...and in greater number. Condi Rice has failed in her most important job as Secretary of State, which is aggressively defending the torture and indefinite imprisonment of scary-looking Sand People.

Sand People are easily startled, but they’ll return…and in greater number.

]]> By: WereBear http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733534 WereBear Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:13:16 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733534 I think he's really a Japanese soldier who will never surrender. I think he’s really a Japanese soldier who will never surrender.

]]> By: Sophist FCD, the guy with bread under his armpit, http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733515 Sophist FCD, the guy with bread under his armpit, Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:13:46 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733515 <blockquote>Be the first on your block to worry about Barack Obama’s right-wing Hindu terrorist ties!</blockquote> Hey, has anyone accused Barack X Hussein of being a radical Basque separatist yet? Because if not, I'm totally going to write an article about him being an ETA sleeper agent.

Be the first on your block to worry about Barack Obama’s right-wing Hindu terrorist ties!

Hey, has anyone accused Barack X Hussein of being a radical Basque separatist yet? Because if not, I’m totally going to write an article about him being an ETA sleeper agent.

]]> By: Doctorb http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733495 Doctorb Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:43:30 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733495 Well of course there's a shitty wingnut version, as there is of everything else. It's like Rule 34 and Godwin's Law stuck together. http://www.conservativeusa.org/search.htm and there was http://www.conservativenet.com/ but that's now a placeholder hawking singles ads, diet plans, and this gem: <blockquote>Free Republican Grants Get $10,000 in Free Gov Grants Never Repay - Get Your Free Kit Now </blockquote> Ten <i>thousand</i> dollars? Pikers. Well of course there’s a shitty wingnut version, as there is of everything else. It’s like Rule 34 and Godwin’s Law stuck together.

http://www.conservativeusa.org/search.htm

and there was http://www.conservativenet.com/ but that’s now a placeholder hawking singles ads, diet plans, and this gem:

Free Republican Grants
Get $10,000 in Free Gov Grants Never Repay – Get Your Free Kit Now

Ten thousand dollars? Pikers.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733352 actor212 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:47:43 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733352 It's OK, Rusty. They're Republicans, they don't believe in grammar. Or grampa, for that matter. It’s OK, Rusty. They’re Republicans, they don’t believe in grammar.

Or grampa, for that matter.

]]> By: Rusty Shackleford (not that one) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733343 Rusty Shackleford (not that one) Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:40:27 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733343 Criterion. Fuck. Criterion. Fuck.

]]> By: Rusty Shackleford (not that one) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733339 Rusty Shackleford (not that one) Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:35:09 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733339 That Gizoogle search engine definitely meets the "shitty quality" criteria. That Gizoogle search engine definitely meets the “shitty quality” criteria.

]]> By: alec http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733323 alec Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:21:44 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733323 <blockquote>maybe we could plant a rumour that’s he’s actually the Grand Wizard of the KKK…</blockquote> Because blacks are the real racists, and also (per Goldberg) it's just a creepy fan club for Birth of a Nation, a triumphal moment in the liberal blackula agenda. No, not <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNFjGeSk8RU" rel="nofollow"><i>that</i></a> Blackula.

maybe we could plant a rumour that’s he’s actually the Grand Wizard of the KKK…

Because blacks are the real racists, and also (per Goldberg) it’s just a creepy fan club for Birth of a Nation, a triumphal moment in the liberal blackula agenda.

No, not that Blackula.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733321 actor212 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:20:54 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733321 <i>If Google is “left-leaning”, then shouldn’t conservatives have come up with a shitty-quality knockoff of it by now?</i> Dis prolly be <a href="http://www.gizoogle.com/" rel="nofollow">da closess ting</a> to whut dey be t'inking da Google is all bout an de bruvvers don wanna go dere. If Google is “left-leaning”, then shouldn’t conservatives have come up with a shitty-quality knockoff of it by now?

Dis prolly be da closess ting to whut dey be t’inking da Google is all bout an de bruvvers don wanna go dere.

]]> By: Rusty Shackleford (not that one) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733315 Rusty Shackleford (not that one) Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:16:45 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733315 If Google is "left-leaning", then shouldn't conservatives have come up with a shitty-quality knockoff of it by now? E.g., Wikipedia/Conservapedia, <i>The Daily Show</i>/<i>The Half-Hour News Hour</i>, literature/<i>Left Behind</i>, etc. If Google is “left-leaning”, then shouldn’t conservatives have come up with a shitty-quality knockoff of it by now?

E.g., Wikipedia/Conservapedia, The Daily Show/The Half-Hour News Hour, literature/Left Behind, etc.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733303 actor212 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:08:36 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733303 <i>This is hilarious. First he’s a radical Muslim, now he’s a radical Hindu, I expect next he’ll be a Hamas deputy and an Irgun </i> maybe we could plant a rumour that's he's actually the Grand Wizard of the KKK... This is hilarious. First he’s a radical Muslim, now he’s a radical Hindu, I expect next he’ll be a Hamas deputy and an Irgun

maybe we could plant a rumour that’s he’s actually the Grand Wizard of the KKK…

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733300 actor212 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:05:56 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733300 <i>Be the first on your block to worry about Barack Obama’s right-wing Hindu terrorist ties!</i> That's just Sikh! (pardon my Punjab) Be the first on your block to worry about Barack Obama’s right-wing Hindu terrorist ties!

That’s just Sikh!

(pardon my Punjab)

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733281 Smut Clyde Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:48:04 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733281 So far I have seen no suggestions that Obama is in league with hardline FSM pirate-ninja-terrorists. I am offended by his decision to snub a religion that provides solace and spiritual inspiration to <strike>millions</strike> dozens around the world. So far I have seen no suggestions that Obama is in league with hardline FSM pirate-ninja-terrorists. I am offended by his decision to snub a religion that provides solace and spiritual inspiration to millions dozens around the world.

]]> By: MzNicky http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733272 MzNicky Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:36:04 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733272 Is anyone else having trouble with comments disappearing? Either that or I'm hallucinating. Is anyone else having trouble with comments disappearing? Either that or I’m hallucinating.

]]> By: Pere Ubu http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733257 Pere Ubu Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:16:51 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733257 <i>How do the Powerline trio function as attorneys?</i> They leap together and form ATTORNEYTRON, mighty defender of something-or-other. How do the Powerline trio function as attorneys?

They leap together and form ATTORNEYTRON, mighty defender of something-or-other.

]]> By: mark f http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733253 mark f Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:14:51 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733253 Scott Johnson say the election in Minnesota was stolen by<a href="http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2008/11/022145.php" rel="nofollow">Somalis!</a> And, um, Barack Obama's aunt in Boston. Or something. Scott Johnson say the election in Minnesota was stolen bySomalis! And, um, Barack Obama’s aunt in Boston. Or something.

]]> By: PeeJ http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733251 PeeJ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:13:01 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733251 <i>How do the Powerline trio function as attorneys?</i> I question the premise - there is no evidence that they function as attorneys. How do the Powerline trio function as attorneys?

I question the premise – there is no evidence that they function as attorneys.

]]> By: Righteous Bubba http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733247 Righteous Bubba Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:06:48 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733247 How do the Powerline trio function as attorneys? Doesn't anyone who wants to butt heads with them have ample evidence of stupidity and outright lying to present to anyone they please? How do the Powerline trio function as attorneys? Doesn’t anyone who wants to butt heads with them have ample evidence of stupidity and outright lying to present to anyone they please?

]]> By: PeeJ http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14567.html#comment-733246 PeeJ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:05:17 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14567#comment-733246 ZOMG! The radical Hindu svengali who's mind-controlling Obama, Sonah Shah, worked at...get this...the <b>Google</b>!!1l Obviously, Paul MirenGoniff is on to something. Alert the Kerner Brigades!!! ZOMG! The radical Hindu svengali who’s mind-controlling Obama, Sonah Shah, worked at…get this…the Google!!1l Obviously, Paul MirenGoniff is on to something. Alert the Kerner Brigades!!!

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