Comments on: Shorter Bob Owens

By: Static Caravan Insurance Compare

Static Caravan Insurance Compare — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 07:00:05 +0000

The society is facing problems with such laws. This has to go legal and it’s
needed to be sorted at the earlier.

By: Realist

Realist — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:11:53 +0000

as a security guard at Ben Hill Griffith Stadium once told me “I’d just wang you”.

You, uh, sure he was talking about guns?

By: Twinky Winky Pony Palin

Twinky Winky Pony Palin — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:19:24 +0000

Goober Haiku:

AR-15 so-called
“assault weapons”
and standard
capacity magazines

By: OneMan

OneMan — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:28:19 +0000

stogoe, maybe you should re-calibrate your sarcasm meter. Yours appears to be out of adjustment.

By: alec

alec — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:08:01 +0000

FWIW, the ‘to protect us from tyranny’ argument implicitly suggests guns have as a major function or at least knock-on benefit the ability to conduct guerilla resistance against an oppressive state.

Bullshit.

You don’t conduct guerilla resistance with rifles, let alone fancy-ass ones that would need the kind of shop they don’t have in most states to fully repair. They might be of use – sometimes – but that’s not what wins a guerilla war for you.

As Dolan says, the basic prerequisite for winning a guerilla war is sitting down with your yearbook and family album and flipping a coupla coins for each head. If you’re prepared to not just cross those people out but bury their horrifyingly brutalized corpses, you could win a guerilla war with a pair of pliers and a sharp eye. If you aren’t, the best military weapons and training in the world wouldn’t help you – just ask the Boers.

There’s precious few ways to beat the Man, and shooting him in the foot isn’t one of them.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:53:21 +0000

Allow me to offer you one (1) clutch of pearls.

Please sanitize it when you’re finished…

mikey

By: henry lewis

henry lewis — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:52:32 +0000

Either way you’re all set, eh?

Watch the sarcasm, ps, or else stogoe (scoldy) mcscolderson might miss the joke and then yell at you over the internets.

By: protected static

protected static — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:05:17 +0000

They like to put garden gnomes in their shit moats.

Blowing away garden gnomes… That would be several kinds of awesome.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:48:44 +0000

Yeah, because that sort of talk greatly inspires me to treat you as a sane, responsible gun owner and not an unhinged power-fantasy wacko gun nut.

Hi, stogoe. I don’t believe we’ve met. Are you new here?

By: alec

alec — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:39:08 +0000

Either way you’re all set, eh?

They like to put garden gnomes in their shit moats.

By: protected static

protected static — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:12:03 +0000

You just drive half an hour and you’re either in the desert or the suburbs.

Either way you’re all set, eh?

By: alec

alec — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:58:57 +0000

I’m pretty lucky in that, living in the goddamn Mojave Desert, I don’t really need a range to go shooting. You just drive half an hour and you’re either in the desert or the suburbs.

By: Ned Hades

Ned Hades — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:33:36 +0000

Hey, I tried my best to drag down society when I lived in A2. I finally realized the U students were doing a better job, so I left town.

By: kg

kg — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:17:40 +0000

I srsly can’t get enuf of that photoshop and I keep hearing “Obamee’s comin’ t’git m’guns!” in my head.

My co-workers must think I’m insane from busting out laughing.

By: cur

cur — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:16:32 +0000

funluvn

Oh, yea ….. I am in Cary, a I am pretty sure I have met and talked to the dude.

Also I like the way that Fuquay-Varina rolls of my tongue.

By: Dreamweasel

Dreamweasel — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:10:44 +0000

all those Elitist Pinheads in E. Lansing and A-squared

You rang?

By: You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig

You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:47:59 +0000

> However, we do have all-American whackos, like Kehoe and James Wickstrom. Must be something in the water.

Don’t forget Robert Miles.

Michigan is full of hillbillies too. I’m amazed it usually votes blue, but the miles tractless wilderness full of KKK and Amway Inbreeds are more than offset by all those blackity blacks in Detroit/Flint/Saginaw, and all those Elitist Pinheads in E. Lansing and A-squared.

By: stogoe

stogoe — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:32:31 +0000

Perhaps you should just shoot them. Not to kill, just wing ‘em or as a security guard at Ben Hill Griffith Stadium once told me “I’d just wang you”.
Yeah, because that sort of talk greatly inspires me to treat you as a sane, responsible gun owner and not an unhinged power-fantasy wacko gun nut.

*rolleyes*

By: Ned Hades

Ned Hades — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:12:13 +0000

I’m more of a lurker than a poster. Lately I’ve been more talkative, due to the wingnuts around here getting their freakout on. Getting into fights on the newspaper forums with hyperventilating morons. If nothing else, the Great Wingnut Meltdown will give me excellent HTML tag skillz by the time it’s all over. If it ever ends, that is.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:11:47 +0000

Autohotkey can do a ton of very powerful things, live or time-delayed; it’s essentially a macro program that’ll work in every window, so my blockquote shortcut works system wide. If I was more ambitious I could get Autohotkey to recognize selected text and enclose it in tags.