Comments on: Inside the scary mind of Andy McCarthy

By: dangerman

dangerman — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:41:47 +0000

This is ~~not~~ is too a post

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:56:01 +0000

Johnny Pez, that’s some good writing but I notice that there were a few nouns that didn’t have adjectives. Plus most of your adjectives could do with some adverbs.

Consider:
Making his way through the vaulted halls of the imperial palace, he entered the stables where his mighty steed Porche awaited.

vs
Arrogantly making his manly way through the majestically vaulted halls of the stone-hewn imperial palace, he boldly strode into the dimly lit earthen packed stables where his incomparably mighty steed Porche awaited impatiently.

also http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/eyeargon/eyeargon.htm

By: Doctorb, vice principal of rock-n-roll

Doctorb, vice principal of rock-n-roll — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:48:24 +0000

Did anyone from the White House even ASK someone from the region what would happen?

Chalabi said everything would be flowers and candy and everyone would get a pony.

Plus I believe he told Bush that he had trillions of dollars frozen in an account in Iraq and was willing to share it with him, but he couldn’t get to it while Saddam was still in power, and also I’ll need your checking information you seem like a trustworthy gentleman, in the name of Jesus sincerely Ahmed CHALABI

By: bucky

bucky — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:52:16 +0000

McCarthy looks like Jeebs from Men in Black. You can see him beginning at 1:45:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdLZxCW4aIQ

By: Ciprpoobjacr Janitors the School Superintendent

Ciprpoobjacr Janitors the School Superintendent — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:47:48 +0000

Did anyone from the White House even ASK someone from the region what would happen?

They asked Ahmed Chalabi.

By: Major Kong

Major Kong — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:20:05 +0000

“our interest was the elimination of Saddam’s terror-mongering, weapons-proliferating regime”

He must mean the 10 flyable aircraft the Iraqi Air Force had on any given day. The ones they didn’t even bother to put in the air when we invaded.

By: red

red — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:56:44 +0000

Being of middle eastern descent myself, and knowing many other Middle Eastern people, we all knew the invasion was a bad idea and that Iraq would not be grateful. Did anyone from the White House even ASK someone from the region what would happen? Did they even look at a history book and see that Middle Eastern people generally dislike, don’t get along, and use for their own ends, any type of foreign intervention? I mean, lets look at their experience: 1. World War II: that went great for the Arabs. 2. Israel: Yep, the Middle East sure loved it when all the Western powers made a new state in their home area, based on a religion already disliked by the region, and gave it all the important religious sites and a bunch of a weapons. Real considerate. 3. Iran: “Thanks US, for pretending to be our friend, then stabbing us in the back! Now we have a religious government you don’t like, but they are there because of you engineered the collapse of our democracy you helped us make for English oil interest!”

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:08:39 +0000

Jumbo McManchowder rose from the Empress’ bed as the sated hottie slumbered. Donning his fur jockstrap and enameled armor, and girding the scabbard of his ensorceled blade Gaybasher, he strode from the bedchamber, his hobnailed sandals sending sharp reports across the marble floor. Making his way through the vaulted halls of the imperial palace, he entered the stables where his mighty steed Porche awaited. Quickly saddling the magnificent stallion, he burst through the palace gates, his war cry splitting the air around him.

“Country first!”

By: Tommykey

Tommykey — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:11:56 +0000

What never ceases to amaze me is that some of these are the same people who whine about all us evil seclarists waging a war on Christmas and persecuting the overwhelming Christian majority in this country, and they mention not a whit about the fact that 1/3 of Iraq’s pre-war Christian minority has had to flee the country. Now that’s what real anti-Christian persecution is and these conservatives don’t seem to give a shit about it.

By: henry lewis

henry lewis — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:36:38 +0000

There’s some animal he looks like, but I can’t place it… some sort of fish, perhaps Puffer?

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:32:28 +0000

In the NYU Local is the article headlined:

They changed the name of the Washington Square News????

*tearing up alumni check*

By: Spiny Norman

Spiny Norman — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:48:52 +0000

This should be a ‘appy occasion!

Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:26:10 +0000

In the NYU Local is the article headlined:

Center-Right Nation Elects Terrorist-Loving Socialist Out of Fear of Change

Warning: contains the word fuck, so don’t click if you don’t want to see the word fuck.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:10:13 +0000

“premier cocksuckers on the planet.”

Really, what did cocksuckers ever do to you?

I mean, er…

What do you have against cock sucking?

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:31:41 +0000

He’s whining the dead and wounded aren’t clapping loud enough and therefore he is being victimized.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:16:32 +0000

then demand redistribution of wealth from a president with an arab middle name

I don’t think “Walker” is Arabic.

By: jim

jim — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:16:11 +0000

Strangely, I’m guessing the word “oil” appears nowhere in Andy’s little emo-fest … yep, “oil-rich” is as close as he dares tread to the OTHER evil O-Word … I’m also guessing that “Iraq’s larval government” isn’t coming out of its cocoon any time soon – not when there’s so much easily available Yankee lolly to be had … yet another BushCo bonus Americans will be a long time paying down.

On the plus side, al-Qaeda has been decimated in Iraq.

On the minus side, they weren’t there at all until thousands of US troops arrived & started helping them to recruit young people who’d just seen their families butchered by heavy bombing. Once Bush executed Bin Laden’s death-warrant on Hussein (via the proxy Iraq “larva”), the field was wide-open for him – with an enemy like Bush, Al-Quaeda hardly needs friends.

The devil’s in the details, Andy.

Thousands of American lives and hundreds of billions in taxpayer funds have been expended to provide Iraqis the opportunity to live freely.

Turns out a few million of them now live freely – or rather, STARVE freely – someplace other than Iraq – because they face certain death if they try to go home … or because they literally have no home to go to, having had it subjected to America’s DU-tipped “Urban Renewal” policy at the barrel of a cannon.

Somewhere around a million of them just plain don’t live at all, freely or otherwise – c/o that same “Urban Renewal” scheme that’s done so much good – for SAIC, Blackwater & Halliburton.

Andy McCarthy’s commentary sounds exactly like he looks.
No nastier statement need be made.

By: Euripides

Euripides — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:06:35 +0000

It’s a poor sign for a country when an powerful minority go on a spending spree that they cannot afford, along with other financial recklessness, and then demand redistribution of wealth from a president with an arab middle name (not to mention links to terrorists).

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:04:48 +0000

“I charge you to embark upon a holy quest to destroy the Evil Lord and Lady Klinton-Hitler. But first, you must plunder my nether-regions!”

May I?

“She sat athwart his rigid tool and after much fumbling and cursing, managed to find enough of it to slip into her silky nether-regions, all while cursing the evil Frosts of Graemewood.”

By: RUGGED IN MONTANA

RUGGED IN MONTANA — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:56:52 +0000

These people are truly the premier cocksuckers on the planet.

(Pssst! You wouldn’t happen to know how I could get in touch with them, wouldya?).