Can one play the Slavonic Dances on it? That would be great.

Oh man, I hope the Dvorakians don’t catch wind of this post, we’ll be fumigating for weeks!

Can one play the Slavonic Dances on it? That would be great.

And Reagan did recover from his wound, true, but recovering now from being dead is somewhat more difficult. Or is that the whole point? (I haven’t read the whole thing, as they say.)

And for les, yes God cares enough to put video on YouTube visit http://www.lightoftheworld.com and click on the link that says More YouTube Videos. There are 28 videos there some of which explain the whole Christ Vs. anti-Christ phenomenon and some of my light form. It is great for children, actors and muscians. One even explains how to save a Trillion dollars a year with the Dvorak keyboard that is already pre-built into every desktop and laptop computer.

Be still and know that I am God.

*koffkoff*

Ven I vuz shtarting out, ve had HP-400 time-share terminals mit der rolls of paper und der paper tape, and DERE VUZ GEEKS BACK DEN!

*koffkoffWHEEEEEEEEZE*

Hey! You keds! Git off mein lawn!!!!!!

Nope. Just quotin’ Revelations.

WereBear said,

November 18, 2008 at 0:28

I’ve had enough of this vague stuff that can be interpreted any number of ways.

If God can’t be bothered to make a Youtube video, just how much does he care?”

Geeze, dude, are you not familiar with Mr. Deity? The videos have been done.

According to 2 Thessalonians 2:1-11 it is this “second” Christ who will expose and defeat the anti-Christ. A Google search for Reagan Anti-Christ will bring up numerous entries on the first page concerning my book Ronald Reagan: Anti-Christ which can also be obtained as a free downloud from http://www.RonaldReaganAntiChrist.com

Now that Reagan is dead most people want to move on and find a new antiChrist but that is not how it works. The Devil is tricky. He actually has found a way to buy your soul should you use money with Reagan’s picture on it (The Mark of the Beast). This money is already a virtual reality and the flip side of the same coin is already circulating it is a dollar coin with the picture of each of the already dead presidents on it. Reagan’s coin is scheduled to come out in 2016. The U.S. Mint would have you believe that they will not retire paper dollars but it is inevitable as witnessed by Canada, England and The European Union all of which have retired their small bills.

Those of you not familiar with the meaning of The Mark of the Beast would do well to read Revelation Chapter 13 followed by Revelation 14: 9-11. The punishment is swimming in a lake of Fire and Brimstone.

So what of my “claim” to being the “second” Christ? What can I do? First of all I have created my own light form known as the Dynamic Light Reflectors. And I have created Earth. The creation of Earth comes in the form of creating new pasture land for Cattle through my newest invention which is the “S*it Bag.” It is a portable cow toilet or diaper made from hemp which can be simply detached at the end of the day and thrown into an Anaerobic Digester to produce Methane Gas to produce electricity from my other invention the Constant Burn Methane Gas Flywheel Generator. To find out about any of this visit http://www.lightoftheworld.com

Finally, before you go around calling Obama the anti-Christ let me take the flack full on as I know I must sooner or later. He has never to my knowledge claimed to be God, but I have. And I am intentionally and openly fulfilling the prophecy. One could even make the statement that I must be Lucifer himself as the meaning of Lucifer is “Light Bearer,” and I do have my own light form. Bring it on, if you dare. I am that I am. But what I am you may not be ready to deal with.

Weep or Rejoice as the case may be.

Please do something about Stanton LaVey. He sounds like a total douche.

What more would you like to see, an ACC school do good at football? That may take some time, but I will see what I can do.

Here’s what I learned from this awsome website about the AntiChrist.
http://www.prca.org/pamphlets/pamphlet_3.html

“Performing miracles, Antichrist will establish himself and validate his claim as God’s anointed. This is the emphasis of II Thessalonians 2. Men have always performed miracles to establish their authority, presenting them as the credentials of their divine appointment. Moses did in Egypt. Elijah did on Mount Carmel. Jesus Christ and His apostles did. So will Antichrist. Revelation 13:13 says that the second beast “doeth great wonders…” and verse 14 that “he deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast.” Matthew 24:24 indicates the same thing: “For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.” This is the teaching of II Thessalonians 2:9, “even him whose coming is after the working of Satan, with all power and signs and lying wonders….” The works of Antichrist will be the works of Satan, who has power beyond the natural ability of man.

Nor will these be fake miracles. These will not be just magic tricks of talented men like Harry Houdini and David Copperfield, but amazing deeds that simply defy explanation in human, scientific terms. Buttressing the claims of Antichrist will be nothing less than the superhuman power of the devil himself.”

Hopefully I can get good seats to these miracles; promises to be quite a production…

Even Newsweek’s Obama-Will-Devour-Your-Children-Alive-Right-Before-He-Steals-Your-Soul piece sounds like a thesis dissertation next to that insanity. With enough confirmation-bias, you could at least glean a few meager morsels of “evidence” to “prove” the former … but Palin provides zero-point-zero percent to indicate the latter. Her MO has been “my way or the highway” right from Day One of her political career, & she’s now a legend in her own mind.

She’s so live-and-let-live that it’s no heavy tax on one’s imagination to see her on TeeVee accusing Obama of being the black Damien Thorn in four years’ time, so long as it get her more hugs & hoorays (& more checks & money-orders) from the Talibangelicals when – not if – she runs in the GOP primaries as a candidate for POTUS.

Et tu, Newsweek?