Nov
15
15
Everything’s wrong is the new everything’s right
ok, so the images aren’t showing up anywhere and a lot of things are broken. This is all pretty much by design and will be resolved soon, but not right away soon, this weekend soon.
Gavin adds: Hey, they found a Kenyan birth certificate with the name “Barack Hussein Obama,” dated August 4, 1961.
Above: Apparently genuine
Also, I guess everyone has heard about the inevitable naked pictures of Pam Atlas, but in case they’ve disappeared from the site already…
Above: The “Charlie Chaplin”
Above: “La Grande Odal-EEK!”
Above: Nordic Track should sue
Till said,
November 15, 2008 at 16:09
Did someone touch the blinkenlights?
Pastor Swank said,
November 15, 2008 at 16:11
Ich werde die zweite Bemerkung
Andrew A. Gill, SLS said,
November 15, 2008 at 16:29
Oh, good. My German will fit right in.
I’m beginning to notice something. After dealing with the passive-aggressive whining of wingnuts, I am beginning to form a hypothesis. Here it is, in rough form:
Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
November 15, 2008 at 16:30
So the site is broken again, but it all will be worth it eventually, and we’ll all get new toys?
Snorghagen said,
November 15, 2008 at 16:57
If you’re fixing the site, in the name of sweet baby Jesus fix the goddamned WordPress!
Euripides said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:04
You can try to fool us, but we all know that now you have a Marxist President the hamsters have formed a trade union and are now striking in favour of more tasty nibbles and a reduced workload.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:06
WordPress fixes you!
henry lewis said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:16
I thought the little question mark was a clever new photoshop of a wingnut.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
LittlePig said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:26
Snorg, WordPress tech support is on line 2. A Mr. Beelzebub…
blowback said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:28
The server you hide your images on is plugged in, isn’t it?
At least put up the frigging test card!
OTB said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:32
just because i didn’t see what i thought i saw doesn’t mean there wasn’t something there i didn’t see.
tigrismus said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:40
Maybe linkies in the meantime? I’M DYING HERE.
nationalplumbingcode said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:42
In the meantime…can you guys help me with Friday’s Day by Day? Doggie style? I don’t understand.
Pere Ubu said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:43
the inevitable naked pictures of Pam Atlas
Oh, thank GOD there are no piccy-thingies.
New eyeballs are expensive, y’know.
J— said,
November 15, 2008 at 17:53
In the meantime…can you guys help me with Friday’s Day by Day? Doggie style? I don’t understand.
They are members of the mainstream media, aka the MSM, kowtowing before Obama, aka The One. It is very funny and opportune. The short explanatory notes below each day’s strip are very helpful.
ddjango said,
November 15, 2008 at 18:38
Bitte . . . WDF???
(Vielen Dank)
Werden in Frieden
Mr. Wonderful said,
November 15, 2008 at 19:54
Like the infamous sign said, Arby’s Mit Fries.
If I use polarized lenses in two plies, can I look at the naughty photos of Pam? And report back what I see? For the common good? Think about it.
And how come WP forgot my name?
jim said,
November 15, 2008 at 20:11
Nudie pix of Pam Atlas = 4 th sake of my retinaz, plz do NOT fix THIS post EVAR thx.
tigrismus said,
November 15, 2008 at 20:24
I don’t want to see the nudie pics(except the Odal-EEK, the lack of which makes me very Ingres-y) but I do want to see the birth certificate so I know if I need to get a refund on my vote anent applicable lemon laws.
OMG, where’s the preview? PREEEEEEEVIEW!
Brian X said,
November 15, 2008 at 21:22
This is some kind of meta-joke about missing evidence, right?
Not to mention the only reason I’d want to see Pam Geller naked is to find out fi she has a boob job as bad as her disturbingly overtanned skin. “Silicone Melanoma” — it sounds like an Oasis parody, doesn’t it?
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November 15, 2008 at 21:24
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Vurdpress said,
November 15, 2008 at 23:50
No, you cannot haz prevuez, I eated it.
JoeBuddha said,
November 16, 2008 at 5:02
OK, I see the Rethug playbook at the top, but nothing else shows up…
Der WordPressBorg said,
November 16, 2008 at 5:17
Kampf ist zwecklos.
Another Kiwi said,
November 16, 2008 at 5:38
I guess my German of “Mr Braun watches Football with his son” is not much use here.
There is genuine Kenyan Birth certificate??? Is this real genuine or wingnut genuine so that it has “Toytown” crossed out and Kenyah written in green marker pen.
Is the freakin Michelle Obama “Whitey” tape going to come out soon???
Steve said,
November 16, 2008 at 19:17
I’d like to see the pictures of Mad Pam. I don’t care what you think, I had a misspent youth with ‘Ilsa, She-Wolf Of The SS’ and I think this is a chance to revisit those happy memories . . .
Anonymous said,
November 16, 2008 at 19:54
Excuse me, but I believe that would be “harpy memories,” Steve.
YooHooligan said,
November 16, 2008 at 20:10
Excuse me, but I believe that would be “harpy
memoriesmammaries,” Steve.Fixed.
Anonymous said,
November 16, 2008 at 20:29
YooHooligan FTW