Nov
14

My message to the outgoing Bush administration




Posted at 18:26 by Brad

This song deserves to be stuck in Bush’s head for the rest of his life. I think it succinctly expresses the sentiments of hundreds of millions of Americans:


UPDATE: Because there appear to be a lot of Ween fans in the comments (or at least, like, two of them), it’s time to share some mo’ vids. Most of these songs are barely intelligible in their studio incarnations, but are positively awesome live.

Here’s “Big Jilm”:

Here’s “The Blarney Stone”:

And of course, the immortal “Cover it With Gas and Set it on Fire”:


UPDATE II: Dr. Rock, how can I neglect you?

135 Comments »

  1. OTB said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:29

    ha ha!

  2. Mike Nilsen said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:32

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!

    Teh Boognish Time!

  3. theperilouspea said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:36

    I would settle for knowing a small infection of Self Awarenesococus plagued our Fuehrer , a little bit .

  4. dan b said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:37

    I can’t see the YouTube on the interworktubes, but I’ma venture a guess as to which song this is: “You Fucked Up”?

  5. LittlePig said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:38

    For those of us behind the Wall of Borg, which tune might that be?

  6. Snackules said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:40

    I agree completely with Ween. Most people are not okay.

  7. OTB said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:41

    See, I think this song sums it up better, unfortunately.

  8. actor212 said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:44

    Is there a song that says, “Bad dog! For that, we’re taking your penis off”?

  9. Mr. Wonderful said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:46

    OTB nails it. “The Ballad of Rollo Tommassi,” as it were.

  10. theperilouspea said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:47

    I would settle a little if it shook out that an itty bitty self aware bug bit the heiny of our Fuehrer . Plaguing his waking hours with all sorts of novel (to himownself) discoveries . This followed with head slapping jocularity , “I said Whaaa !” “I did Whaaa !” “I am convicted of Whaaa !” “I am sentenced to Whaaa !”
    Self awareness is the terrorist’s winning
    Fight Self awareness and burn tires with coal to make Al Gore cry

  11. MzNicky said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:54

    I still like this.

    Just go AWAY.

  12. N__B said,

    November 14, 2008 at 18:55

    I would settle for knowing a small infection of Self Awarenesococus plagued our Fuehrer , a little bit .

    What’s that sound beneath the floorboards?

  13. Pere Ubu said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:11

    It’s not as if folks don’t know it, but Glenn Beck is a GYNORMOUS tool.

    He seems to think there’s some deep spiritual meaning in the fact that his shitty “Christmas Sweater” book is just behind (huhuhuh he said “behind”) Stephen King’s on some bestseller list-or-other.

    It’s going to be soooooooo sweet to go into bookstores along about January 10th and see BIG PILES of that oleanginous schmaltzy piece of holiday drek being remaindered.

  14. Pere Ubu said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:12

    Is there a song that says, “Bad dog! For that, we’re taking your penis off”?

    Bush needs to go to the vet to get tutored.

  15. PapaJijo said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:14

    WEEEEEEEN!!

    Why is it, after so many years, I still love Ween so much?

  16. PapaJijo said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:18

    …and on cue, Spinal Meningitis comes up on the iTunes shuffle.

  17. OTB said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:24

    >OTB nails it. “The Ballad of Rollo Tommassi,” as it were.

    You don’t call yourself Mr. Wonderful for nothing!

  18. owlbear1 said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:25

    And 1/10th of 1% are laughing there asses off all the way to the cayman islands.

  19. owlbear1 said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:26

    their

  20. (Lex) Palianated (Azagthoth) said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:37

    YESSSSS!!!!! These guys always had the best weed.

  21. Pere Ubu said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:38

    Wow. Um.

    The douchenozzle filling in for Limbaugh today just said that conservatives don’t get into politics ’cause they don’t like government and would rather spend their time “creating wealth” than “shuffling papers”. And that’s why the Dems won last week.

    Uh. MAH HEAD IT HURTZ

  22. Pere Ubu said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:40

    Oh. And he is STILL on teh ACORN thing.

    Talk about “dead-enders”.

  23. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:44

    Thank the FSM for fresh threads!

    Brad, what happened to the rest of S,N!

    I’m worried there was some sinister plot by the likes of PammyCakes and Michelle Malkin to off them all in some fiendish fashion.

  24. PapaJijo said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:45

    The Blarney Stone — best drunken campfire song ever.

  25. Debbie Harry 4EVAH said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:48

    You got it all wrong — best farewell song? “Go Away” by Blondie. I’d love to see a YouTube vid for that song with nothing but a slideshow of W’s most embarrassing gaffes.

  26. boug said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:48

    oh thank you for this. ‘piss up a rope’ also comes to mind.

  27. Ahem said,

    November 14, 2008 at 19:52

    You got it all wrong — best farewell song? “Go Away” by Blondie.

    Ref: MzNicky@November 14, 2008 at 18:54

  28. (Lex) Palianated (Azagthoth) said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:02

    Ooops, did I say that? I meant, um, ween…..

    boug, yep, that one definitely comes to mind.

  29. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:18

    Weed like you to stay focused, Lex.

  30. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:22

    Hi stoopid punk bitchez:

    Uh, NEWS FLASH:

    Those guys blow. Unless, that is, you really like stoopid crappy lyrics and utterly imaginative, no-chops. chord-banging guitar that doesn’t swing, in which case Ween roxxor! But let’s just Keith Riffhard their guitar player isn’t. Alternating between two barre chords repeitively may seem like the height of rocking out to you, but trust me it isn’t. There are musical delights you have never even dramed of bitchez!

    You stoopid punk bitchiz are cute though. Its liking watching a 4-year flail around on guitar. He has no idea what he’s doing but he’s sure having fun pretending!

  31. Lafcadio said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:25

    No matter the content of these songs, conservatives will claim that they are conservative rock songs. Just watch.

  32. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:27

    Here’s the edited version. You stoopid punk bitches should get a preview function:

    Hi stoopid punk bitchez:

    Uh, NEWS FLASH:

    Those guys blow. Unless, that is, you really like stoopid crappy lyrics and utterly unimaginative, no-chops. chord-banging guitar that doesn’t swing, in which case Ween roxxor! But let’s just say that Keith Riffhard their guitar player isn’t. Alternating between two barre chords repetitively may seem like the height of rocking out to you, but trust me it isn’t. There are musical delights you have never even dreamed of bitchez!
    You stoopid punk bitchiz are cute though. It’s liking watching a 4-year old flail around on guitar. He has no idea what he’s doing but he’s sure having fun pretending!

  33. handy said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:32

    The douchenozzle filling in for Limbaugh today just said that conservatives don’t get into politics ’cause they don’t like government and would rather spend their time “creating wealth” than “shuffling papers”. And that’s why the Dems won last week.

    Oh, sure, now they don’t want to work in the government. Thanks alot, Rightards, for coming to that conviction after you f’d everything up.

  34. amk said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:32

    I think it succinctly expresses the sentiments of hundreds of millions billions of Americans Earthlings:

    Fixed.

  35. amk said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:34

    I think it succinctly expresses the sentiments of hundreds of millions billions of Americans Earthlings:

    Fixed fixed. Probably.

  36. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:35

    The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:27

    Here’s the edited version. You stoopid punk bitches should get a preview function:

    LOLzers!

  37. amk said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:35

    All right, why don’t strike through tags work?

  38. Pere Ubu said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:35

    Douchenozzle just claimed that the WPA didn’t do anything to reduce unemployment, that gov’t programs like that are just “Bridges to Nowhere” and the guimmint should be giving enterpreneurs in their garages money to invent the next Intertubes or something.

    That’s where I exercised my right to the volume control.

  39. Woodrowfan said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:41

    Weem? WHO?????

  40. teh l4m3 said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:41

    Oops. Sorry MzNicky.

  41. amk said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:44

    Does strike work? s works in the preview.

  42. amk said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:45

    I think it succinctly expresses the sentiments of hundreds of millions billions of Americans Earthlings:

    Fixed, and furthermore, fixed.

  43. Till said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:50

    Do you get paid to listen to right-wing radio? Or is it morbid fascination? Some weird fetish maybe? *shudder*

    I’m pretty surprised to see a “new WPA” become a mainstream idea. It’s something I articulated a while ago, well before the economic crisis really hit, as sort of a wishful thinking maybe-this-would-work idea. It’s nice to see it close to becoming reality. I’m still not wildly enthusiastic about the rest of Obama’s agenda (will Max Baucus of all people wind up pushing him towards genuinely universal health care?), but he seems to know what he’s doing economically. And that’s good.

  44. WereBear said,

    November 14, 2008 at 20:58

    Yes, I was astonished that ol’ Pretzel Wits had actually, by going global with the financial idocy, had acutely fucked up just about everyone on the planet.

    But I’m sure, due to quantum fluctuations, that some alien beings, somewhere in space, are finding that their silicon-based currency is mysteriously tanking.

    Because FAIL this big can’t be contained in just one solar system.

  45. Mooser said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:03

    Could somebody give me a link to the lyric transcripts? I’m having a hard time making out with the words.

  46. henry lewis said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:09

    Hey, Fool:

    It all turned to crap after George M. Cohan died.

  47. henry lewis said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:12

    I’m still not wildly enthusiastic about the rest of Obama’s agenda

    Obama will make the trains run on time.

  48. Pere Ubu said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:17

    Do you get paid to listen to right-wing radio?

    After a fashion – mah bossman is a conservative and listens to Beck & Limbaugh on teh electric radio, often hunched over it like he was getting transmissions from The Free Territories.

    He’s a nice guy, though – really.

  49. Jeopardude said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:22

    Hey The Fool,

    YOU fucked up.

  50. BDIII said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:30

    Ahhh the power of Ween.

    A self-indulgent aside: Several years ago now I went in for some pretty serious surgery. I was told that I’d spend a few days on a morphine drip after they sewed me back up. Being the, um, experienced fella I am, I made sure to bring my discman and headphones to the hospital. In that discman? Ween’s The Mullosk. It was absolutely glorious and pretty much made the horror of surgery worth it. A vivid, pulsating soundtrack for my own sterile opium den.

    Now the six months of chemo that followed… that’s a different story altogether.

  51. Wolfhound said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:33

    Fool, boy oh boy are you one!

    WEEN RULES. Now and forever. Brilliant musicians. Very funny guys. Too bad you don’t get it, but I understand. It takes a certain level of intellect to appreciate them.

  52. N.C. said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:38

    [In before The Fool tells us that the realest real-i-o music for realists is played by cracka-ass honkeys on Blues Thursdays in airport bars and hotel lobbies]

  53. psychedelic santa said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:43

    I never really considered the possibility of becoming the lead singer of a rock and roll band, since I lack any singing talent, whatsoever. However, after watching these “Ween” videos, I feel that as I approach my 46th year – hey maybe it’s not too late for me!

  54. psychedelic santa said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:44

    I liked the sentiment of the song, though.

  55. actor212 said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:44

    [In before The Fool tells us that the realest real-i-o music for realists is played by cracka-ass honkeys on Blues Thursdays in airport bars and hotel lobbies]

    In Peoria.

  56. dday said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:49

    Aaron went to my high school. I got to interview them at Mickey’s house one time.

    The song of theirs I obsess over lately is called “Shamemaker” because it’s done in this relentless Philly accent that brings back lots of memories.

    And of course, Buckingham Green. “A child without an EYE!”

  57. noen said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:51

    I wish I knew how this would have looked if SN had a preview.

    /scrolls down

    Oh wait…

  58. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:54

    Preview LIES.

  59. noen said,

    November 14, 2008 at 21:55

    After all, he doesn’t call himself “The Fool” for nothing. I detect the faintest glimmer of self awareness.

  60. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:13

    Hey if the cracka-ass honkey can play something more interesting than alternating barre chords, I’ll take it.

    You stoopid ass Weenies are all about the scene and not the music.

  61. Dreamweasel said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:14

    Its liking watching a 4-year flail around

    Well, I’m sure you’re much more sophisticated than that. Your constant use of the phrase “stoopid punk bitchez” makes you sound almost twelve.

  62. wobs said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:15

    Ah, Sadly, No!, you have an AWESOME SOUND, going down!

  63. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:16

    something more interesting than alternating barre chords

    I sense that someone here has never understood rock and roll.

  64. Dreamweasel said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:17

    Fortunately, I remain unsquelched.

  65. actor212 said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:22

    Maybe he’s a ballet dancer.

  66. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:24

    Bubba:

    I’m pretty sure its you who doesn’t know jack shit about rocknroll. The secret is finding something more interesting rhythmically than AAABBBAAABBBAAABBBAAABBB with no swing. Keith Richards for example, takes pretty simple chords but makes unforgettable riffs out of them.

  67. RUGGED IN MONTANA said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:26

    You Communist LIEbral DEMONcraps don’t no nuthing about rocknroll!!!

    Mr. President George Willard Bush will mount Air Force Won bound for Texes with Foghat’s “Slow Ride” playin in his eyepods. Now THAT’s the kind of music that the jet pilot hero of the Battle of Iraq listens too, just like he did when he landed on the aircraft carryer and said Mission Acomplished after blowin up that spaceship that was destroying the USA of America. Job well done, Mr. President!

  68. PopeRatzo said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:27

    All hail Ween!

    And arguing about who “know(s) jack shit about rocknroll” is plenty stupid. Shame on you.

  69. BDIII said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:28

    Fool– dude, you should check out the pages of Maximum Rock and Roll. They love stroking to your kinda soapboxing.

  70. J— said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:29

    Come on, The Fool. I’m still waiting.

  71. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:29

    The secret is finding something more interesting rhythmically than AAABBBAAABBBAAABBBAAABBB with no swing.

    That really isn’t the secret.

  72. tigrismus said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:31

    I’ve been wanting a fog hat for years, but fog milliners are hard to find.

  73. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:34

    BDill: Dude, I ain’t soapboxing. I’m just saying Ween suxx.

    A lot of you stoopid punk bitchiz are just musically ignorant with short attention spans. Its like a guy trying to explain the beauty of the experience of a multilayered subtly textured Asian dinner to a guy who tried Indian food once but thought it tasted weird and insists that Burger King rulz.

  74. RUGGED IN FOMALHAUT b said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:34

    I’ve been wanting a fog hat for years, but fog milliners are hard to find.

    Try stickin a lit spliff under your Stetson while you ride the borderlines on your tiny pony.

  75. Dreamweasel said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:35

    I’ve been wanting a fog hat for years, but fog milliners are hard to find.

    Try this.

  76. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:39

    Its like a guy trying to explain the beauty of the experience of a multilayered subtly textured Asian dinner

    Thank you Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild for explaining rock and roll to the unwashed masses who only think they’re rocking.

  77. tigrismus said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:41

    No, frog hats and smog hats simply WILL NOT DO. I’m in for the tiny pony, though.

  78. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:43

    Pog hats were all right for a while in the 90s.

  79. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:45

    Bubba: it doesn’t take any great intellect to eat Asian food so I don’t really follow.

    There are meathead versions of everything. Punk rock is meathead rock for people who can’t enjoy any subtlty or craft whatsoever. Same thing with metal. Granted the metal meatheads can play their instruments — but they can’t write a song to save their lives.

  80. Candy said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:46

    I hate you, Fool. I have that boring Beatles song stuck in my head now. I hate you. Really. FO & D

  81. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:47

    candy: I luv you

  82. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:48

    Bubba: it doesn’t take any great intellect to eat Asian food

    You weren’t writing about a guy eating, you were writing about explaining multilayered complexity. Has nothing to do with rock and roll.

  83. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:49

    Candy:

    I luv you yeah! yeah! yeah!
    I luv you yeah! yeah! yeah!
    I luv you yeah! yeah! yeah yeah!

  84. Northern Exposure said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:50

    Provisional titles for Dubya’s autobiography:
    “I Am Not Spock.”
    “All The Lies That Are My Life.”
    “My Honour Is Loyalty.”

  85. Dreamweasel said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:51

    I like “The Audacity of Dope”.

  86. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:51

    Well no Bubba, I WAS using an example of a guy eating. Need to work on those reading skills, meathead.

  87. tigrismus said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:52

    “Modern music sux so hard, not like the awesome music from the 60′s” is quite possibly the dumbest premise EVAR. REAL music died with Heinrich Schütz, and everything written since is just 10 gallons of poop in a 5-gallon cobag. To deny it would only prove you are the meatheadedest meathead who ever had a head of meat.

  88. Candy said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:54

    Nobody seems to like him
    They can see that he’s just a fucking fool
    He always shows his stoopid
    but the Fool on the blog
    Has no brain in his head
    Keeps blathering on
    Til we wish we were dead.

    Apologies to John or Paul. I don’t know who wrote that one.

  89. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:55

    Well no Bubba, I WAS using an example of a guy eating. Need to work on those reading skills, meathead.

    Yeah, when Einstein was talking about clocks and observers and trains and stuff he was talking about clocks and observers and trains.

  90. MzNicky said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:56

    Candy: Which boring Beatles song?

  91. MzNicky said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:56

    Oh. Nevermind.

  92. MzNicky said,

    November 14, 2008 at 22:57

    Candy: “Fool on the Hill” is totally Paul.

  93. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:00

    but the Fool on the blog

    Makes me think of Professor Irwin Corey.

  94. handy said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:01

    Boring Beatles songs? Can I nominate Revolution #9, or Tomorrow Never Knows?

  95. MzNicky said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:07

    Boring Beatles songs? Can I nominate Revolution #9

    Yes.

    … or Tomorrow Never Knows?

    No.

  96. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:10

    I like Tomorrow Never Knows. Some of the George songs are pretty dull, like “I Need You”.

  97. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:10

    if you think Tomorrow Never Knows is boring then you love a double Whopper with Cheese and curly fries.

  98. Jess Sayn said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:12

    While we’re on the subject, isn’t “Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” the most over-rated album of all time?

  99. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:13

    Jess: No.

    This has been another edition of easy answers to stoopid punk bitchiz questions.

  100. The Fool said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:16

    Jess:

    The long answer is: No, Pet Sounds and Thriller are the most overrated albums of all time.

  101. MzNicky said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:17

    Bubba: In case you haven’t seen it before:

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=5873

  102. BDIII said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:28

    Is The Fool the quality of trolling SN is gonna get post-election?

    Oh, Gary/Rugged/Etc. come back baby, we didn’t mean any of it. Let’s try and make it work this time. We’ll go away somewhere. You’d like that wouldn’t you? We can pretend none of this election business ever happened. We can be happy together again.

  103. Righteous Bubba said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:28

    Thanks.

    In case you didn’t know, the Arabic word for “person” appears to be “insane”. Let’s see if this flaky URL works:

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%B3%D8%A7%D9%86

  104. AhabTRuler said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:29

    George songs:

    Something: Awesome.
    Taxman: Way awesome.
    Guitar Gently Weeps: Epic awesome(w/ some Eric awesome)!

  105. Prudence Goodwife said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:29

    Buenas Tardes Amigos.

  106. AhabTRuler said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:31

    As for Ween, I have always had a fondness for Sketches of Winkle. and Old Queen Cole. and…

  107. BDIII said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:32

    Bananas and Blow?

  108. NobodySpecial said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:32

    ‘The Truth’ reminds me of Robert Christgau, only with more ego and less comprehension of music. Of course, Christgau’s comprehension of music is best measured in microns.

  109. AhabTRuler said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:34

    I used to like Birthday Boy more, but now it just seems kinda pathetic…in a sweet sort of way.

  110. AhabTRuler said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:41

    But I think that the song that describes the Bush administration is Don’t Get 2 Close (2 My Fantasy).

  111. Prudence Goodwife said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:45

    This comes pretty close to what I want to say to the administration-
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfmB-8onoMo&feature=related

  112. Prudence Goodwife said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:51

    BDIII said,
    November 14, 2008 at 23:32

    Bananas and Blow?

    Don’t the Bushes own lots of land in South America?
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2006/oct/23/mainsection.tomphillips

  113. Pere Ubu said,

    November 14, 2008 at 23:56

    Don’t look at me – I’ve been off listening to Lene Lovich and Devo, both of who are a lot more complex than people give them credit for.

  114. handy said,

    November 15, 2008 at 0:08

    if you think Tomorrow Never Knows is boring then you love a double Whopper with Cheese and curly fries.

    Why as a matter of fact, I do.

    …both of who are a lot more complex than people give them credit for.

    That’s what I’m talking about!

  115. OneMan said,

    November 15, 2008 at 0:14

    Me, I’m listening to Los Lobos’ Colossal Head. One of my very fave records.

    Everybody loves a train. Life is Good.

  116. mikey said,

    November 15, 2008 at 0:29

    My pandora channel is playing Run Baby Run by Garbage.

    Works for me…

    mikey

  117. Pere Ubu said,

    November 15, 2008 at 0:29

    law ‘n order puppets live on fear and greed
    and teevee preacher robots won’t give you what you need
    use your head
    sidestep the trap
    snake thru the chaos with a smooth noodle map

  118. noen said,

    November 15, 2008 at 1:08

    You stoopid ass Weenies are all about the scene and not the music.

    The music is the scene and the scene is the music.

    shanti shanti shanti

  119. Legalize said,

    November 15, 2008 at 1:45

    This 6 minute clip strangely sums up the 8 Bush years for me:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1nXKw5VXn8&feature=related

    But then again, I love zombie pictures and punk rock.

  120. Sadly, No! Department of Trolls, Punctuation and Capitalization Division said,

    November 15, 2008 at 1:50

    WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

    Old Thread Troll Alert

  121. Sammy said,

    November 15, 2008 at 2:12

    BIG JILM!

    Thank you. This was the perfect end to a fucking horrible week.

  122. Spirula said,

    November 15, 2008 at 2:55

    You stoopid ass Weenies are all about the scene and not the music.

    Wicked. Someone is hosting a rock an roll purity ball. I bet Fragile is just about to be loaded on the turntable.

  123. henry lewis said,

    November 15, 2008 at 3:23

    In and around the lake, mountains come out of the sky and they STAND THERE!!!

  124. acrannymint said,

    November 15, 2008 at 4:43

    We need the equivalent of this for the bush years

  125. dan b said,

    November 15, 2008 at 5:36

    I am disappointed with everyone for confirming that “You Fucked Up” was the original video in this post. I mean, perhaps a bit obvious for the Bush years but, still, I enjoy the validation . . .

    But Patty was nice. She was pale and cute. I threw her away like an old piece of fruit.

  126. dan b said,

    November 15, 2008 at 5:36

    I meant “not confirming”. Eh. Bar results came out today. Been a long early evening.

  127. Xecklothxayyquou Hussein Gilchrist said,

    November 15, 2008 at 5:44

    “Modern music sux so hard, not like the awesome music from the 60’s” is quite possibly the dumbest premise EVAR.

    And yet, those of us in Gen X will be hearing it until maybe 10 years before we die, on average.

    REAL music died with Heinrich Schütz, and everything written since is just 10 gallons of poop in a 5-gallon cobag.

    I almost agree. John Philip Sousa pwned.

  128. Johnny Pez said,

    November 15, 2008 at 9:31

    When I think of GWB the song that instantly comes to mind is “Uncle Fucka”.

  129. triozyg said,

    November 15, 2008 at 9:37

    acrannymint — that’s a great song about Thatcher — would be nice to have one like that about Bush (hopefully, though, 20 years on Bush’ll be just a punchline, like Hoover)

  130. poopy Mcpants said,

    November 16, 2008 at 2:03

    Dude, Wheres my voodoo lady. And for that matter, where’s “what deaner was talking about?”

  131. poopy Mcpants said,

    November 16, 2008 at 2:12

    Oh and, A Tear For Eddie? Jeezuz this is classic ween we’re talking about here…. And only one song off the pod? you should be ashamed of yourself. You should take two scotchguard powdered bong hits as penance.

  132. Sammy said,

    November 17, 2008 at 0:07

    I know it’s a bit late period, but how about “Mister Richard Smoker?”

  133. roo roo said,

    November 17, 2008 at 11:07

    God, Ween sucks. Except the first record.

  134. Guitarinstructor said,

    November 24, 2008 at 7:00

    It conveys the sentiments of hundreds or millions of Americans. But unfortunately, no one can help. That is the fact.

  135. Hameed khan Madhikhel said,

    November 28, 2008 at 14:10

    Zardari k aane ka pehla tuhfa, ta
    ”BUSH”ny ”’GENRAL HUD”’ ko Pakistan mein
    SAFEER bana kr bejahy.yeh wohi Maloun hy jis ny
    ”’GUANTANAMUBY JAIL”’mein ”’QURAN-E-PAK”’ko
    (Nauzubillah)Toilet mein bahaya,aur kaha k
    ”’Is Fitny Wali Kitab Ko Duniya Sy Khatam Kar Do”’

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