Comments on: I’ll have what Hindy’s smoking, please

By: JABbering Stooge :: Better late than never… :: November :: 2008

JABbering Stooge :: Better late than never… :: November :: 2008 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:47:08 +0000

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By: Kip W

Kip W — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:22:17 +0000

This is the same single standard (gop GOOD) we saw years ago, when Jimmy Carter was mocked if he happened to misstate the second valence band of an isotope, but Ronald Reagan was hailed as an elder statesman if he wore pants onstage and didn’t short out his microphone with drool.

Nice to know that some traditions will never die.

By: Hugh

Hugh — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:53:42 +0000

Assrocket!!!

By: maxcat06

maxcat06 — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:37:29 +0000

Don’t forget that the French have no word for “entrepreneur”…..

By: simon

simon — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:03:09 +0000

If you took all the drugs I did when I was in college, they would never match Assrocket’s sweet hallucination.

By: Jim Lippard

Jim Lippard — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:47:36 +0000

Don’t forget Andy Dick’s contribution:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_RSQSYgGB4

By: putnam

putnam — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:24:39 +0000

Why would a woman suggest that her political party be called the “Sons of Liberty”? Is that the funny?

Or is it that SOL is short for Sons of Liberty, which is funny because, uh…?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:06:00 +0000

Ubik. Safe when used according to directions. Do not exceed the recommended dose.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:34:08 +0000

Obloquy and obliquity have become ubiquitous.

Suddenly you’ve become a Ubiquitist?

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:32:41 +0000

I keep thinking, well, someone finds this funny or whatever and that’s fine.

Cons don’t read it for the funny. They read it for the panties.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:28:36 +0000

Obloquy and obliquity have become ubiquitous.

By: J—

J— — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:16:12 +0000

And beautifully, almost poetically, CNN prints an article with the headline:

Bush: “I regret saying some things I shouldn’t have said.”

Which includes this quote from Bush:

My wife reminded me that, hey, as president of the United States, be careful what you say.

Careful. Funny word. I think I just read it somewhere.

By: actor212

actor212 — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:40:43 +0000

Obliquy, obloquy…

Life goes on.

Bah.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:31:55 +0000

There is a powerful clarity of consciousness in her eyes

Usually seen on deer by the light of one’s car’s headlights.

She uses language with the jumps, breaks and rippling momentum of a be-bop saxophonist.

Be-bop saxophonists can do that because they know what they’re doing: they know their instrument extremely well, have a deep understanding of music, and know what they want to do and say. Palin’s use of language is more like the jumps, breaks, and rippling momentum of a stampeding herd of some sort of wild animal, muddled confusion with little in the way of intelligence or intent guiding it. Maybe lemmings.

By: Ken Lowery

Ken Lowery — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:36:39 +0000

Teaflax:

Warn a brother, would you? That Paglia thing is the dumbest thing I’ve read in a long time.

By: Mike N.

Mike N. — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:33:32 +0000

And beautifully, almost poetically, CNN prints an article with the headline: Bush: "I regret saying some things I shouldn't have said."

By: conumbdrum

conumbdrum — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:12 +0000

It’s simple, folks. The Assrocket sees his winning last year’s Golden Wingnut Award (for his Bush = “man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius” mindbender) as a rare honor, rather than the colossal extended middle finger it happens to be… and wants to lock up this year’s trophy months in advance. No other explanation makes sense.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:12:06 +0000

She uses language with the jumps, breaks and rippling momentum of a be-bop saxophonist.

In what respect, Camille?

I do agree that Palin’s eyes convey consciousness. Her irises contract when you shine a light in her eyes, and she focuses on objects, even tracking movement. In my opinion as a doctorb, plastic surgeon, and bone thingy guy, she is definitely alive.

By: Teaflax

Teaflax — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:41:49 +0000

Camille Paglia does for Palin what Assrocket just did for Bush: There is a powerful clarity of consciousness in her eyes. She uses language with the jumps, breaks and rippling momentum of a be-bop saxophonist.

By: watchdog

watchdog — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:23:02 +0000

KABLAM!!!!

The republiCons strike another blow in their never-ending “War On Reality”TM.

where will they hit next? Will they release more books with made-up facts like the P.I.G books, or perhapse another tome by Little Orphan Annie Coulter proving that Mussolini was not that bad a guy and was instead betrayed by that evil leftist Hitler.

This is a center-right country after all, all those wonderful good things that APPERED to happen under ole Slick Willie Clinton were actually due to the brilliant leadership of King George the first (this does kind of suggest that the recession during the Bush 1 years was the fault of Saint Ronnie of Regan but I’m sure they can find another culprate), and make no mistake, when things get better under ObamaNation they will be due to the asstounding skills of our fearless leader King George the second.

The war continues on, more fronts will be open (and never finished).