Comments on: Place Your Bets!

By: tea fiend no. 1

tea fiend no. 1 — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 02:58:27 +0000

Smart money’s on Dennis Humbert Humbert Prager. The real question in my mind is: how will he fit his own self-loathing and misogyny for being attracted to 13 year old girls in his condemnation of Michael Jackson? If MJ had molested little girls, he could just say that “the real criminals are those slutty 13 year olds wearing skirts so short that you can almost see the flash of delicious delicious panty as they walk up the stairs you’re hiding under”, but somehow I don’t see that working for boys.

And yes, of course it’s Clinton’s fault, though with Ann Coulter I think she’d be more likely to try to pin it on Jimmy Carter. But if they managed to blame Watergate on Clinton (see, deep throat is a euphemism for blowjob, and Clinton invented blowjobs), they can figure out how to pin this one on him.

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 01:27:43 +0000

My money's on Annie. (BTW...how did she manage to evade the evil pie-wielder without breaking one of those twig-legs?) Well, like others of her kind, she's actually got an exoskeletal system that she has to painstakingly spray each morning with Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs to fit in among her human coworkers. She's tough to break.

By: Oh, FTLOG

Oh, FTLOG — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 22:52:11 +0000

My money’s on Annie.
(BTW…how did she manage to evade the evil pie-wielder without breaking one of those twig-legs?)

By: Brian C.B.

Brian C.B. — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 22:48:00 +0000

You know, TBogg picked a hell of a week for a vacation. I don’t think that this blog and World o’Crap can handle the snark that will be required in a few days. Stand back, everybody…She’s gonna blow!

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 22:10:39 +0000

SZ- Yeah, but my dad e-mailed it to me right after the verdict, so he has (I think) the benefit of originality here.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 21:56:33 +0000

By the way, I exclusively use My Yahoo to come to this site now.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 21:51:34 +0000

Michael Jackson acquittal? What are you talking about? He was on trial for something? Are you talking about the singer?

By: s.z.

s.z. — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 21:04:16 +0000

I’m going to take the longshot here and say Thomas Sowell, and he will blame it on secularism, liberalism, and the nanny state which won’t allow you to sell your kidneys.

P.S. I just scrolled throuh about 350 posts about the verdict at Lucianne.com, and at least 25 of them made the same joke as your Dad. I call it the new conservative meme! ;-)

By: Hemlock Echo

Hemlock Echo — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 10:22:07 +0000

I say Malkin. She is a part of the Blame Hollywood First crowd.

By: Vivek

Vivek — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 10:18:03 +0000

Oh, and I gotta go with Kathleen Parker.

By: Vivek

Vivek — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 10:16:49 +0000

Brad, you forgot the third possibility: both!

You see, the Clenis is responsible for the decline of traditional values.

By: Clif

Clif — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 10:13:34 +0000

My money is on Star Parker

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 09:49:01 +0000

I dunno about “first”, but I’m betting Pastor Doug will have a hell of a Clash Point. I’d also put money on it being almost as incoherent as it is offensive, but that’s pretty much a gimme.

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 09:30:04 +0000

5 bucks on Ann Coulter, blaming it on the Clenis.

By: Olexicon

Olexicon — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 09:22:03 +0000

Kathleen Parker!

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 08:17:32 +0000

And…. your Dad oughta be blogging with that sensahuma.

Heh. Well, my dad’s a pretty hardcore conservative, but yeah, he’s pretty funny.

By: Kevin Hayden

Kevin Hayden — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 08:11:56 +0000

Amber Pawlik will be so disappointed. She was planning him for her next barbecue.

And…. your Dad oughta be blogging with that sensahuma.

By: John Johnson

John Johnson — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 08:00:50 +0000

It won’t be Mike Adams, for he’ll be talking about some irrelevant minor university administrator as always.

By: tg

tg — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 07:27:40 +0000

I’ll go with Cal Thomas. He’s always up for a good traditional values lecture.