Offer accepted.

They want to elevate Palin. The Flying Spagetti Monster doesn’t love me enough for that! Elevate Palin, that crook, that diva clothes horse? GO FOR IT NUTTERS! GO FOR IT! Gingrich/Palin ’12

I hope the wingers charge pell-mell to the right. GET TO THE RIGHT! THEY CAN’T GET FAR ENOUGH TO THE RIGHT FAST ENOUGH! When they think they are right wing enough, push farther to the right.

It’s going to be a good 8 years. Atonement for Bush and his stupidity and his excesses should keep wingers at each others throats for at least the next two Presidential cycles, and maybe 12 years, possibly more if the FSM is happy with Obama.

Part of me wants to say, you bastard, Bastard! Why’d you make me read the comments?

The other part of me wants to say, you magnificent bastard, Bastard! Those comments are pure comedy gold!

Holy shit. Anybody studying paranoid derangement would do well to read that thread–it’s more fruitful than any lab study.

Well, at one point they tried to pay off their war debts by raising taxes in the colonies. Didn’t really work out for them.

These people are off the hook. Fighting guerilla wars? Don’t care if they die? Do they have any idea how much they resemble suicide bombers?

My favorite though is definitely Schlussel’s piece. She’s a Jew who seems to have suddenly realized that she’s been siding with a bunch of fascists who have now gone crazy, have no respect for law, hate minorities, are armed, and are looking for someone to blame.

Poor dear.

Behind enemy lines, but still on my feet.
I may, in the coming months, send the Wife and Kids to Oklahoma (which appears to be the Reddest state, at least so far) to free me to wage the guerilla campaign from here.

Why do I get this sick feeling that there will be a lot of basement/garage/workshed amputations on the part of a lot of wingnuts trying to cook up homemade bombs?

On a lighter note, President-Elect Obama probably has enough money left over to corner the Cheetos market. We’ll see how long these wingnuts last without their salty orange ambrosia.

Rugged in Montana is actually Tiny Penis in New Jersey (in a basement, no less).

I think you’ve successfully completed the first Turing Test of Poe’s Law.

MzN: you do history nekkid?

Well isn’t that progressive?

Dude.

Shygetz: I loves me some Heinlein, and even I’ll admit that Farnham’s Freehold was FAR from a “masterpiece”. But then again, it’s got rugged individualists blowing shit up with household cleaners and women dying in childbirth, so I guess it’s a wingnut masterpiece in the same vein as Red Dawn.

Dude, it also has our new Negro overlords who run about castrating white guys and stealing their women.

Somehow, I don’t think picking Farnham’s Freehold over any of his other works was entirely a coincidence.

Uh, Nixon wasn’t impeached, and Clinton was.

Nixon resigned rather than face the impeachment that was coming his way; Clinton was acquitted.

My, aren’t I the little history buff today.

K-Fed and Brittney divorced.

Kidman and Cruise divorced.

Henry the VIII and all of his beheaded wives divorced.

Wait, wtf is she saying here? That Watergate was engineered by the press? That Nixon was hounded out of office for no reason? That Woodward and Bernstein made it all up?

How fucking divorced from reality do you have to be to believe that?