Comments on: Meritricious (And A Happy New Year) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: kenga http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-720159 kenga Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:08:09 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-720159 <i>Sadly, the governor of Connecticut is a Republican so his replacement would be as well.</i> I understand Chris Shays is looking for work ... Sadly, the governor of Connecticut is a Republican so his replacement would be as well.

I understand Chris Shays is looking for work …

]]> By: tigrismus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-720095 tigrismus Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:56:58 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-720095 GOP = manless dicks? I thought they were dickless men. Ah, well, six of one, half dozen of the other, I suppose. GOP = manless dicks? I thought they were dickless men. Ah, well, six of one, half dozen of the other, I suppose.

]]> By: Mr. Wonderful http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-720057 Mr. Wonderful Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:14:27 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-720057 "Stem cell research shows promise toward our being able to grow manless dicks in vats" We call the first crop "the Republican Party." “Stem cell research shows promise toward our being able to grow manless dicks in vats”

We call the first crop “the Republican Party.”

]]> By: Legalize http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-720033 Legalize Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:33:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-720033 Fuck him. I believe that President Obama (that sounds fucking sweeeet, right?) can persuade a few republicans of good faith (i.e. from blue states) to go along on certian issues. Let him caucus if he likes. Whatever. But take away all of his committee positions and don't give the rat bastard an ounce of help when he tries to get re elected. Elections have consequences, holy Joe. And you really really backed the wrong fucking horse, bitch. Fuck him. I believe that President Obama (that sounds fucking sweeeet, right?) can persuade a few republicans of good faith (i.e. from blue states) to go along on certian issues. Let him caucus if he likes. Whatever. But take away all of his committee positions and don’t give the rat bastard an ounce of help when he tries to get re elected.

Elections have consequences, holy Joe. And you really really backed the wrong fucking horse, bitch.

]]> By: Deciphered Beef the Intelligence Officer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719840 Deciphered Beef the Intelligence Officer Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:53:13 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719840 <i>Oh yes, you could do much worse than “Dick Jerky”.</i> Yes. Yes indeed. Hmm. Oh yes, you could do much worse than “Dick Jerky”.

Yes. Yes indeed. Hmm.

]]> By: Xecklothxayyquou Hussein Gilchrist http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719825 Xecklothxayyquou Hussein Gilchrist Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:29:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719825 <i>band names, indeed.</i> Oh yes, you could do much worse than "Dick Jerky". band names, indeed.

Oh yes, you could do much worse than “Dick Jerky”.

]]> By: Indiana McOhio http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719817 Indiana McOhio Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:10:47 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719817 Harry Reid is letting Leiberman spin in the wind. Now Leiberman has to go to the rest of the senior dems senators and grovel for their endorsement to stay. If a few of them, let's say, for example, Clinton and Schumer, are pissed, Short Ride Joe gets four years of trying to get Alan Colmes to return his text messages. Harry Reid is letting Leiberman spin in the wind. Now Leiberman has to go to the rest of the senior dems senators and grovel for their endorsement to stay. If a few of them, let’s say, for example, Clinton and Schumer, are pissed, Short Ride Joe gets four years of trying to get Alan Colmes to return his text messages.

]]> By: Big Bag of Non-Kosher Pig Dicks http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719811 Big Bag of Non-Kosher Pig Dicks Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:55:02 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719811 Eat me Joe! Eat me Joe!

]]> By: alec http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719806 alec Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:46:39 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719806 And <a href="http://www.itisdancing.com/archives/123" rel="nofollow">monograph.</a> Woo. Woo! <i>Kegger!</i> And monograph.

Woo. Woo! Kegger!

]]> By: justme http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719805 justme Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:44:58 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719805 <blockquote>free-range dicks</blockquote> band names, indeed.

free-range dicks

band names, indeed.

]]> By: ckc (not kc) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719791 ckc (not kc) Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:55:35 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719791 <i>I’ve got a basket of dicks in my basement lair that I’m planning to turn into jerky.</i> ..are they free-range dicks? I’ve got a basket of dicks in my basement lair that I’m planning to turn into jerky.

..are they free-range dicks?

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719782 Smut Clyde Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:36:48 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719782 Just back from the Interducts, where I was searching for information about rancid orca penis (a little-known Icelandic delicacy). No luck. As partial compensation, I can bring you news of a <a href="http://unclestinky.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/andouillette-french-pig-colon-sausage/" rel="nofollow">variety of French sausage made from pigs' colons</A>. We are heading into Band Name territory here. Just back from the Interducts, where I was searching for information about rancid orca penis (a little-known Icelandic delicacy). No luck. As partial compensation, I can bring you news of a variety of French sausage made from pigs’ colons.
We are heading into Band Name territory here.

]]> By: amocz http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719778 amocz Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:33:53 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719778 Fortunately for the mouldering-dick-deprived masses, <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/165720/" rel="nofollow">human cloning technology</a> is now sufficiently advanced to be able to provide a <i>modern</i> solution to the problem of dick-deficit in the daily diet of the discerning American douchebag. Ahhh, science. Fortunately for the mouldering-dick-deprived masses, human cloning technology is now sufficiently advanced to be able to provide a modern solution to the problem of dick-deficit in the daily diet of the discerning American douchebag.

Ahhh, science.

]]> By: stackozone http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719768 stackozone Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:15:56 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719768 I would have thought, with the large percentages of republican politicians being caught with their pants down in public restrooms across this great nation, would be proud to own their own <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4" rel="nofollow">detachable penis</a> I would have thought, with the large percentages of republican politicians being caught with their pants down in public restrooms across this great nation, would be proud to own their own detachable penis

]]> By: justme http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719767 justme Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:14:42 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719767 Oh. look Joe! See that? That was THE LAST FUCKING SCRAP OF RELEVANCY YOU WILL EVER HAVE! Good bye, Joe. Go fuck yourself with a rusty Garden Weasel. Oh. look Joe! See that? That was THE LAST FUCKING SCRAP OF RELEVANCY YOU WILL EVER HAVE!

Good bye, Joe. Go fuck yourself with a rusty Garden Weasel.

]]> By: Xecklothxayyquou Hussein Gilchrist http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719760 Xecklothxayyquou Hussein Gilchrist Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:53:43 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719760 <i>How many of our men and boys must be rendered dickless to meet your voracious requirements for dicks? Where will the horror end?</i> Stem cell research shows promise toward our being able to grow manless dicks in vats. Now you know why the wingers are so opposed to it. How many of our men and boys must be rendered dickless to meet your voracious requirements for dicks? Where will the horror end?

Stem cell research shows promise toward our being able to grow manless dicks in vats.

Now you know why the wingers are so opposed to it.

]]> By: mikey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719759 mikey Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:53:38 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719759 Ok, that's just creepy... mikey Ok, that’s just creepy…

mikey

]]> By: Rugged in Montana http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719756 Rugged in Montana Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:49:15 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719756 I've got a basket of dicks in my basement lair that I'm planning to turn into jerky. I’ve got a basket of dicks in my basement lair that I’m planning to turn into jerky.

]]> By: alec http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719744 alec Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:38:17 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719744 <blockquote>Many bags, each containing many dicks, have been offered for consumption. It is stipulated that in many cases said dicks are decomposing or mouldering, indicating logically that these dicks must have been harvested in the distant past. I have deep concerns, however, about the source of the requisite number of dicks required to fill so many bags. How many of our men and boys must be rendered dickless to meet your voracious requirements for dicks? Where will the horror end?</blockquote> You're not even exploring the <i>real</i> issue, which is a horrifying dearth of choices for the ethical consumer looking for fair-trade or single-source dicks. Especially the latter one. How hard could it possibly be?

Many bags, each containing many dicks, have been offered for consumption. It is stipulated that in many cases said dicks are decomposing or mouldering, indicating logically that these dicks must have been harvested in the distant past.

I have deep concerns, however, about the source of the requisite number of dicks required to fill so many bags.

How many of our men and boys must be rendered dickless to meet your voracious requirements for dicks? Where will the horror end?

You’re not even exploring the real issue, which is a horrifying dearth of choices for the ethical consumer looking for fair-trade or single-source dicks.

Especially the latter one. How hard could it possibly be?

]]> By: alec http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/14041.html#comment-719742 alec Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:36:14 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=14041#comment-719742 <a href="http://www.itisdancing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/111th-senate-rapture.png" rel="nofollow">This is a graphical summary of Senate rapture.</a> I don't know which states have laws governing runoff elections or whatever, and several elections are still open to speculation, so this map may not be 100% accurate. This is a graphical summary of Senate rapture.

I don’t know which states have laws governing runoff elections or whatever, and several elections are still open to speculation, so this map may not be 100% accurate.

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