The Biosphere’s available. Maybe we can restore it to its truly closed environment and watch them choke to death on their own carbon emissions.

Idiot savant syndrome. “246! One for bad two for good!”

Just saying.

If RB moved to California to run for Govenor, I would move to California to vote for him.

It’s nice to see the wingnuts are all about being against tyranny now.

Of course, the government has M1 tanks and cruise missiles. Confederate Yankee’s little pissant SLR 106FR isn’t going to scare them much.

Gosh, why might paranoid cracker-ass crackers be buying guns?! I’m at a fucking loss.

As would I. We could advertise it as the Konservative Kumite.

Ben Elton wrote a similar sort of story about how the Randian superfolk completely fuck up the Earth and then abandon it in big spaceships. Extremely dark comedy entitled Stark, appropriately enough.

Perle vs. Feith! Wolfowitz vs. Rummy!! Brooks vs. Kristol!! Goodling vs. Schlozmann!! Cox vs. Greenspan!! Podhoretz vs. Ledeen!! And everybody against Chalabi!

I’d pay money to see that.

I prefer building a huge arcology somewhere

Underwater?

I could totally picture a cyborg Dick Cheney hunting lesser wingnuts through the maze-like corridors of this Brave New Randistan.

Technically, Fontane was more of a splicer than a cyborg.

I’ll donate for a bullet, TIDOS, as long as it’s put to good use.

Just ship all the wingnuts off there and let them play their free-market games where they’re the only ones who have to suffer.

I prefer building a huge arcology somewhere, in which they could live their Randian fantasy. Just think of the massive jobs program that could be put into place for the construction. I could totally picture a cyborg Dick Cheney hunting lesser wingnuts through the maze-like corridors of this Brave New Randistan.

Even better, how about a “generational starship”? Just remember to leave phone sanitizers off of the passenger manifest.

Oh please, people would talk about it forever because he does NOT have the legs for it.

Arty snark comment of the year. Brilliant.

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Rusty Shackleford (not that one) said,

November 7, 2008 at 0:59

Why does the discourse of your average gun nut inevitably devolve into alphanumeric nonsense? They’re worse than music gearheads. And those guys bore the living shit out of me.

Here’s a tip. REAL gun guys don’t talk much about guns. We talk about bullets. Loads. Ballistic performance. Real gun guys talking about guns would be like real airplane guys talking about airports.

Ultimately, the “launching pad” isn’t as interesting as the rocket…

mikey

When asked about how much money he would take from the site, he said: “Yes, I would make money to some degree from this charity Web site, but not a whole lot because a majority of the portion collected through this Web site would go to help fellow Americans get a decent living.”

Yeah, I like how Joe the Plumber decides and is openly encouraged by the GOP in the delusion that being a campaign prop entitles him to massive cash prizes, and yet it’s the (always unverifiable) Scary Reparations-Wanting Negroes we should be ashamed of.

You think if Joe Biden spent $300,000 on dresses the media would have let it go?

I was thinking more an island somewhere, like in “Brave New World”.

Just ship all the wingnuts off there and let them play their free-market games where they’re the only ones who have to suffer.