It’s a war of the evil vs. the stoopid.

As others have correctly pointed out here, the evil have a natural advantage, in that their lack of moral, ethics or common decency has allowed them to amass fortunes (Scaife), and thus they hold the keys to the Wingnut Welfare Treasury. But the Stoopid … well to cop a phrase from Monty Python, they don’t know the meaning of the word defeat. They don’t know the meaning of pretty much any word or phrase, other than that “Brawwndo is the Thirst Crusher Because it Contains Electrolytes!”

Complicating matters is the behavior of Ann Althouse, who will be running around on the battlefield, spilling box wine and tut-tutting people while getting a few good rib kicks in (surreptitiously, of course) here and there, just for fun.

Can we just give them all sling blades and set them loose in a big cage match? I know pay-per-view guys. We could pay off the Wall St. bailout…

But what if Palin hires them, the way McCain hired the same crew who tried to destroy him in 2000?

Gosh, their brains might explode like the fictional computers do when someone asks them to calculate pi to the last decimal.

Nope: more than one idea is a physical impossibility for the Standard Wingnut. They believe with all their hearts whatever it is they are saying at the moment. For example:

***
Tester: I have proof that Obama is a Muslim.

Standard Wingnut: Obama am Muslim!

Tester: I have proof Obama has a crazy Christian preacher.

Standard Wingnut: Obama am Crazy Christan!
***

As you can see, no cognition = no cognitive dissonance.

Gosh, their brains might explode like the fictional computers do when someone asks them to calculate pi to the last decimal.”

On a hugely funny thread this is the funniest idea of all. Because it is so likely to happen.

Has anyone checked NRO for a response to RedState’s campaign?
I only ask because I want to see ‘K-Lo’ and ‘purge’ together in a sentence.

Too flaky.

You’re supposed to parboil them before you roast them.

Posit–, positiv…positivi…

*deep breath*

Positivitivity….There, got it!

We intend to constantly remind the base about these people, monitor who they are working for, and, when 2012 rolls around, see which candidates hire them. Naturally then, you’ll see us go to war against those candidates.

But what if Palin hires them, the way McCain hired the same crew who tried to destroy him in 2000?

Gosh, their brains might explode like the fictional computers do when someone asks them to calculate pi to the last decimal.

-GSD

It isn’t just that many of the folks leading the purge disagree with George Will and Peggy Noonan and Daniel Larison and Sullivan and Ron Paul about the direction of the future GOP- they want them destroyed for suggesting there needs to be a debate. That is how dead the party is,

Let’s see. What happens when you keep dumping the same numbers of pirhana into smaller and smaller chum-buckets? It really is a fitting end to their “my way or the highway”, “with us or agin’ us” political philosophy. The logical extension is one of absolute purity vs absolute heresy. The fact that the only defined canon of the movement is “our side wins at all costs” is irrelevant. It should be interesting to see just what sort of drivel emerges as the most pure.

Oh, and as always, suck it, libs cons.

resisting urge to tell horrible leper joke.
Keep the tip.

Actually, I’ve been leaked some of their early plans.

Economic policy:
Step 1: Cut taxes/increase spending

Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

Foreign Policy
Step 1: Bomb lots of people
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Everyone loves America!!!

God forbid. She’s valuable to Democrats.

Well, with any luck, the GOP operatives as a whole will come to realize how odious that creature is and drive her out along with the neocons. Remember when Harriet Miers was nominated and it suddenly dawned on (I think) Peggy Noonan that Bush was a bit clueless and unresponsive to criticism? I’m hoping that something similar will happen to Malkin. If so, I very much look forward to that picture of her falling from the sky in flames.