Comments on: Puerile Pseudo-Pundit Pisses, Poops Pants

By: June Berry

June Berry — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:57:44 +0000

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By: Thlayli

Thlayli — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:44:04 +0000

[W]e were expecting him to say “We Is All Americans” or “Yes, We Be” or “A Fried Chicken in Every Bucket and A Pimped-Out Hummer For Every Crib.”

or “Motherfucker, bring me an iced tea!”

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:57:01 +0000

I got pretty sick of people complaining about “Yes, We Can”.

What? Really? It doesn’t express anything complex or specific? IT IS A SLOGAN YOU DUMBASS. Do they make bumper stickers that are as long as your bumper is wide, saying things like “Honk if you support a mixed economy consisting mainly of private enterprise, but with government-owned or subsidized programs of education, healthcare, child care and related services for all citizens along with a steeply progressive system of taxation to fund government expenditure without burdening working-class consumers”?

Plus, “Country First”? What’s second, Western?

By: Jemand von Niemand

Jemand von Niemand — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:27:40 +0000

…need for unity through self-congratulatory, cathartic membership in a broad, transformative political movement.

Actually, in the organic way that Left movements seem to develop — that’s exactly what we might have, here. And, puerile? It ain’t.

Benji — feel free to blow my dog; okay? Thanks.

By: Confused

Confused — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:14:51 +0000

“Now, it seems we’re voting for Obama to avoid seeing our white women raped in our own front yards by big black bucks with the sweat on their naked backs glistening in the light of our flame-engulfed homes.”

Wait, I thought that was the reason NOT to vote for Obama…

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:30:37 +0000

I just wanna see some hot Ben Shapiro on Patrick McHenry action!

Townhall slash fiction… what a concept!

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:29:25 +0000

The fact is, you liberals will be begging a Heartland hero to come back and save this country once the socalist Obama installs socalism that will bring this nation to ruin.

Where have you gone Joe the Plumber-O?
Our Nation turns its Rand-ite eyes to you.
Woo woo woo!

By: RobW

RobW — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:27:30 +0000

[Obama] embodied the need of the American public for unity by hearkening back to the ultimate unifying feature of American life: third-grade slogans.

Yoo Ess Ay! Yoo Ess Ay!

By: Djur

Djur — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:56:42 +0000

The atmosphere was as phony as the Tudor balustrade at the top of the stairs. And there Ben stood — radiant! All those curves, hidden beneath that flimsy burnoose!

Please don’t make me vomit at work again.

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:18:06 +0000

Say, can you come in here and bust up this chifforobe?

Which one? The one at the top of the stairs by the Tudor balustrade?

The atmosphere was as phony as the Tudor balustrade at the top of the stairs. And there Ben stood — radiant! All those curves, hidden beneath that flimsy burnoose!

By: justme

justme — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:53:45 +0000

Ned Hades, I heartily endorse Firefox with the BBCodeExtra extension for the HTML challenged or just plain lazy among us. It gives you a little drop menu with a lot of nifty tags like make-selection-a-link and blockquote, which I could have sworn you used to be able to abbreviate and is just too much for my sorry ass to want to type.

Woot!

By: tontocal

tontocal — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:52:16 +0000

I care little for the paucity of his prose….I just wanna see some hot Ben Shapiro on Patrick McHenry action!

By: Ned Hades

Ned Hades — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:39:25 +0000

Dammit. They changed the pictures in the online article. The ones they posted online yesterday were funnier.

By: Ned Hades

Ned Hades — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:28:53 +0000

Damn. Michigan isn’t looking too good these days. There was a Klansman standing by the main drag in Midland yesterday with a U.S. flag (rightside-up), taking abuse from passers-by. Robe, pointy hat, sidearm, huge gut & all. (He needs to cut back on the PBR, according to the pic in the paper. It’s not lookist if it’s true. )

Just the one; apparently the others had stuff to do. He wouldn’t comment on how many robe-bearing buddies he had to the press, or what the secret handshake was. No comment on the coming race war, either. What a letdown.

Hicks are hicks regardless of which side of the Mason-Dixon they’re on, I guess.

I’d attempt the linky-thing, but I regularly fail at teh Internets. You can find it at http://www.ourmidland.com.

By: Fluffybunnyfeet

Fluffybunnyfeet — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:03:35 +0000

Damn fine pitcher, Clif.

Bet that blue goes down to his balls…

By: Fats Durston

Fats Durston — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:23:05 +0000

After 11-4 everything is different.

Post 11-4 lard will be at a premium.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:57:26 +0000

And while you’re whining about that — pathetically, as you will — we’ll vote again, putting in office more liberals, which you whine about too, and that’s how things will sort out.
This also deserves a “Heh! Nice”.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:43:16 +0000

Let’s go down to Traverse City
where life is cheap and wingnuttia’s free

Hm.

I was going to change the lyrics, but given Wingnut Welfare…

Just an urchin livin’ under the street
I’m a hard case that’s tough to beat
I’m your charity case
So by me somethin’ to eat
I’ll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:40:13 +0000

The fact is, you liberals will be begging a Heartland hero to come back and save this country

Illinois ain’t the heartland????

By: Matt T.

Matt T. — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:30:29 +0000

kiki said,

November 6, 2008 at 20:43
I need a Heartland Hero!
I’m holdin’ out for a Heartland Hero ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be fat
And he’s gotta be white
And not what you’d call terribly bright

That’s awesome. Marry me and we’ll make babies to abort.