Damn … Rabelais would’ve LOVED to see this.

I wondered what the fuck went wrong.

All the bad news about the still crummy Bush economy, especially in regards to the service economy (aka “all we have left”), had nothing to do with it. BEHOLD the power of the BARACKALYPSE.

Quelle typical reaction that the troglodytes lash out in their impotent rage with such ridiculous destructive gestures. Like drunken football fans whose team has lost, they stumble out of the stadium frothing at the mouth, trashing others’ property, shoving and sporting for a fight and vowing murderous revenge. Stupid fucktards.

To them I say:

NEENER NEENER NEENER LOOOOSERSS!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahhaa!!!!!

Oregon.

Yipppeeee!

Now to resume gloating, plz.

Obama wins more votes than Bush in 04, but he doesn’t have a mandate? Obama didn’t steal an election through the supreme court. And people donated money to Obama, even in these economically perilous times. But he’s an illegal president?

Fuck you, wingnuts. Fuck you and your goddamn delusional philosophy. Fuck you and your goddamn wars. You want a war? Hey, RedState, why don’t you just set up a paypal account and have your mouthbreathing suckers donate to it. Start a fucking war on your own goddamn dime, assholes, without involving the rest of America or the government that we elected. Hey, maybe you can get the right-leaning Libertarians in on this? Free Market? Hell yeah! On your own dime, motherfuckers, and leave the rest of us alone. You can always ask Olly North how do it, but don’t involve our fucking government.

And if you really like third world countries so much, go fucking live in one. Get the fuck out. Stay the fuck out. Don’t make our America one, to your liking. Don’t stand in the way of progress. Do you think that if you do, you’re like the brave man who stood in front of the tanks in Tienanmen Square? Nowhere near it, assholes. You aren’t brave or even creative. You’re cheerleaders for robber barons. You’re the guys in the fucking tank.

I want my country to be great again – to harness the creativity and innovation that we were once known for. Why the fuck aren’t we the leaders in alternative energy? Where’s my fucking space car, bastards? Because of you and your stagnant minds and fear of change, we don’t have any of these things. I want to be able to tell my nephews and nieces about our old antiquated ideas on energy – “it used to run on liquified dinosours, you know”.

And you know what? I’ve been a taxpayer since I was working at 16. I deserve a tax cut, too. If you don’t want to pay taxes to the government, then leave. We won’t miss you. You’re a fucking welfare leech, and you should just leave so that the rest of us hardworking Americans who pay our taxes can get the best services for what we put into the system. I pay taxes so that my unemployed and disabled friends have a safety net without relying on their parents or me for financial support, or worse yet, that they don’t end up on the fucking streets. I pay taxes for firemen to come to my house and put out fires.

So fuck you wingnuts. Fuck You.

The commoners are being so uncivil!

Please, fetch my smelling salts as I recline on my chaise longe, clutching my handkerchief and trying to wipe away the tears– shed more in disappointment than anger– at the horrible dirty uncivil commoners gathering outside the gate! They are petitioning that our dear leader Bush be impeached!

But how dare they look askance at our dear great departed leader? He did so much for the worthless, dirty, ungrateful scum! Why, here they are, clad in their dirty rags, holding their pitchforks, and signs, chanting outside the garden gate. Don’t they understand that everything we did, we did for their own good?

How can they do this?! But stop, here comes one of their number– an old, ugly woman with rheumy eyes. She walks slowly, favoring her left leg, as the right leg is bent at an unnatural angle. The other commoners part for her, as if from respect. She is holding a sign. What does it say?…. “My JOHNNY been at the war these five year bring him BACK”

How DARE the ungrateful scum question the judgement of our dear LEADER?! Come here boy. Take this note to the commissar quick, tell him that Shapiro wants the old woman dealt with appropriately. Before the new police chief is installed.

Actually my new favourite is this:

Now purge the party of moderates and all who do not understand the culture war. Remember the back stabbers like George Will, Peggy Noonan, David Brock, et.al. The Democrat Party has become extreme Leftist and these named and others are showing their true colors. Expose the neo-cons for what they really are…believers in the State. Call them out when they try to claim to be conservative and don’t allow them to act as if they are something they are not. We can’t fight this important fight with these moral idiots among us. They went with the other side in this, don’t let them slither back to sow their dragon’s teeth in the Republican Party. Now is the REAL fight and it is within the Republican Party and it must be made into a real counter balance to the Collectivists or we will see the final act in the American experiment.

“Today you amputate one limb, tomorrow another, the day after tomorrow a third — what will we have left in the Party?”

Classless disrepect? Hardly. The summary explanation for the proposition was written as a haiku.

Actually, I think I hit the site but forgot to mention it.

In any case, I never saw that precious bit of awesomeness.

After the first returns begin coming in from Pennsylvania, the poor PUMAs suddenly, pathetically fall silent.

The Michell Obama tape suppressed by Fox News Network Will Still Be Aired Despite Election of Barack Obama as US President

In our negotiations with the help of a trusted lawyer, we will now ensure that we are not fooled like it happened with the agreement we had with Fox News Network.

In our negotiations with Fox, we dealt with 3 senior people and arrived at an agreement. When the tape was not aired, our investigations revealed that one of those sitting on our tape is an Obama supporter.

API will now sue Fox News Network for damages and at the same time air the Michelle Obama tape. She has to answer to the American People.

Yep, we’ll be hearing that tape sometime between tomorrow and the end of time.

The reason they are morally obliged to air it is because

The new president . . . must not be allowed to entertain terrorists without preconditions . . . . .

And yes, I am puzzled over how proof that Obama can’t be president at all because he was born in Kenya would be a subtle knife that would influence his foreign policies.

But golly I’m on tenterhooks waiting for them to air that tape.

In other news at AfricanPress
Barack Obama Robs Mccain Victory and is declared the winner of the US presidential elections

For John McCain supporters, disaster has struck America. They believe this man will ruin the country. . . . . McCain supporters can only comfort themselves with the fact that this man will be there for only 4 years if the white extrimists do not assassinate him in his first months in office.

Thanks for putting our nightmare into words. Not.

Malkin and Red State are teaming up on an “accountability project” that they are calling…wait for it…Operation Leper!

Its mission?

To find all those McCain folks who are saying mean things about Sarah Palin and make “political lepers” of them.

I am not making any of that up. Go read it for yourselves.

SCHADENFREUDEGASM!

I wonder, if you took away every comment there that contains the phrase “I am a Republican but…” would there be any comments there at all?