Comments on: The Greatest Kaye Grogan Column EVER

By: Marion Delgado

Marion Delgado — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:36:13 +0000

This is pretty phucking kewl, actually. I have been very worried about Bruce Tinsley, I don’t think his current spouse is a soul-mate, and it’s telling in his increasingly futile bouts with the bottle.

Kaye Grogan is Mallard Fillmore in print. There is a purity there. We must have the Grogan/Tinsley Child, even if we have to use a surrogate mother.

Bruce Tinsley is still the best:

http://www.geocities.com/marion_delgado/mallard.jpg

But Kaye Grogan has greatness in her. I just want it to be Bruce Tinsley’s greatness in her.

{on edit:} That was a bad image, the original is here:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mallard.asp?date=20081026

Marion Delgado regrets the error.

By: Gillam

Gillam — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 05:32:48 +0000

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By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 09 Jun 2005 04:54:39 +0000

What in the?
Inspired by a few martinis, I see.

By: shystee

shystee — Tue, 07 Jun 2005 14:40:30 +0000

T-Shirt Design Concept:

Kaye’s “Tigers”

(picture of Kaye with tiger stripe blouse and white tigers in the background)

Kaye Grogan Fan Club
Wingnut, VA

White Print on Black Sweatshop Free T-shirt.

$15

I would do it myself but I’m competing with The Dude for the title of “Laziest, Worldwide”. And besides, Kaye could get pissed. I do not want that woman after me.

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By: Phoenician in a time of Romans

Phoenician in a time of Romans — Mon, 06 Jun 2005 19:37:47 +0000

There are also the Seven Wonders of the Natural World

If Naomi Watts’s nipples aren’t included on the list, it’s rubbish.

By: Andrew A Gill

Andrew A Gill — Sun, 05 Jun 2005 08:11:48 +0000

stop sterilizing drinking water

Water is treated, but I’m pretty sure that none of the treatment is anything that could be called `sterilizing.’

By: heydave

heydave — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 12:39:04 +0000

What can I add? The Colonial Billsburg thing being private… I used to live there, and damn sure it’s true. As for “the rest” well, Kaye, I can only, add, “let’s” do “beers” together babe!

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 07:17:55 +0000

That might explain her fashion sense.

Hey, it was so nice in the ’70s, Kaye thought she’d get comfortable and stay awhile….

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 07:13:59 +0000

A little methanol, a little lead from the soldier used to fix the radiator(I mean, still), and you’ve a Kay Grogan cocktail!

By: agrippacash

agrippacash — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 07:10:26 +0000

I visited Kay’s photo site once. Her “Little Charmer” looks like she has spent too long at The Overlook hotel. I suspect the 4 hours before that photo was taken were spent listening to Kaye recite her collected works.

By: Bill S

Bill S — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 07:05:20 +0000

Sweet Lordy-Gordy, the Groganater really managed to outdo herself. I sincerely hope this is some kind of elaborate put-on.

By: zuzu

zuzu — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 04:48:46 +0000

“The only reason bootlegging is illegal: because the government doesn’t get their fair share in taxes when liquor is bottled in Mason jars and sold to secretive customers.”

That, and the fair chance of going blind from drinking untested batches of pure grain alchohol.

That might explain her fashion sense.

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 03:45:41 +0000

Kaye just hates paying for anything, so she just shoplifts everything. She’s been drinking to much moonshine.

By: Floyd Flanders

Floyd Flanders — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 03:23:08 +0000

“If only the government had taken Kaye’s advice and used payroll taxes to purchase magic beans…”

I thought she tried to sell them her coin collection?

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 03:01:23 +0000

HE: this is Kucinich’s fault? Damn, will no one ever stop that madman’s nefarious schemes!!! 8-).

Oops, meant his “nefarious” “schemes”

By: g

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 02:55:55 +0000

I want my free cow!!!!

By: yagi

yagi — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 02:17:42 +0000

“The only reason bootlegging is illegal: because the government doesn’t get their fair share in taxes when liquor is bottled in Mason jars and sold to secretive customers.”

That, and the fair chance of going blind from drinking untested batches of pure grain alchohol. But then nothing good ever came from government regulation. Let’s go ahead and remove the ingredients from food labels, stop sterilizing drinking water, work our children to death in factories, return to using leaded fuel, discriminate based on race and creed, dump raw sewage into our estuaries, subjugate our women, and close all public institutions.

Sounds like f’ing Paradise, doesn’t it?

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 00:52:58 +0000

Wah! This is the very essence of wingnuttery! Each bizarre, rapid-fire claim gives you a Socratic lecture in the totality of human knowledge!

So Grogan can write something about God giving us cows for free, and you have to begin like, ‘Well, Sadly, No — cows require pastureland, among other things, and land hasn’t been free since… Hm. Barring European colonialism and its land charters, the Medieval custom was to allow for communal rights for the purpose of…’

And then after spinning through a dozen other gyres, you’re thinking, ‘But the Aurochs, the wild ancestor of domestic cattle, was a huge and aggressive beast, and quite dangerous — an animlal to hunt, not to use for milk! When were cattle domesticated? The Aurochs survived in the wild until the 1600s in Eastern Europe, but there’s evidence for domestication of cattle beginning in about…’

And then you’re like, ‘Ok, Pasteurization. Microbes were discovered when? Was it Leeuwenhoek with his “animalcules,” discovered via early microscope experiments?’

Oh, Kay! You’re o-kay with us!

By: Hemlock Echo

Hemlock Echo — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 00:12:39 +0000

Brad: You are right. This is certainly the best Kaye Grogan column ever. I imagine she got really high on OC’s with Rush Limbaugh and just published a transcript of their conversations.

Two points: 1.) Kaye is free to own her own cow, milk it herself, boil it, and drink it all for free.
2.) I don’t like paying for gas. Especially since God “killed” the dinosaurs off … so that we could have gas – for free. Therefore, I blame Dennis Kucinich.

By: lensman

lensman — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 23:44:19 +0000

Damn that Louis Pasteur! Hey Kaye, instead of wallowing in D.C. bullshit yards, go out to the country and drink some “raw milk”. Then go to the nearsest Wal-Mart for a 12 pack of unflushable TP. But I warn you, since there’re no instructions on the package, you’ll need one of your conservative buddies to give you a hand(or a couple of fingers), so I guess you’ll find out who your friends really are.
P.S. Do us a favor, don’t waste your hard(ly) earned money or time cooking pork or chicken, either.