If he’s lucky, maybe President McCain will hire him as a cook for the white house kitchen. I think Obama would make a rather good house nigger for President McCain.

I’d much rather you liberals go into Tuesday overconfident, though. It will make what is coming next that much more enjoyable.

Only thing I’ve been hearing from people who really DO have an impact – the Obama team-leaders – has been to the effect of “well, we’re up by about 10, so I want everyone to get out there & work like we’re DOWN by 15″ … which is why they’re going to win. The Dems have been out there getting their hands dirty since last year – doing voter-registration & GOTV even while they were having their primaries, on an unprecedented scale – & if anything, they’ll be going at it even HARDER in the next two days.

GOP rhetoric OTOH – including yours – has indeed been dripping with the hubris we’ve all come to expect from The Entitlement Brigade, who still seem to sincerely believe that it’s 2003 & if they get themselves into a jam, they can always pull another Diebold horse-shoe out of their arse. As has been their national strategy itself: go negative (because after all, that approach kicked ass SO hard in 2004), GOTV is for Teh Gheyz, we don’t need no stinkin’ community-organizers, etc. etc. etc. … not to mention the simple fact that they’d assumed it was Hillary who’d be their opponent & not Obama, well into the primaries. So when Obama won, they just said “whatever, we’re too dim to come up with anything original or substantial anyway, so let’s just go with Plan A” & ran the anti-Clinton campaign-plan with a new name in the blanks – & the rest is history.

Blow out the candles on your failcake, dude.
Two days left.

You are teaching the future to suck and the children to swallow.
I hope you boil in a bucket of gypsy shit.

Suppose that Barack Obama were to concede Pennsylvania’s electoral votes. Literally, concede them. Throw ‘em back, like a Chase Utley home run at a Cubs’ game. How often would he still win the election?

…89.0% of the time, according to our most recent run of simulations, along with another 2.4% of outcomes that ended in ties.

That’s right. Even if McCain wins PA, which he won’t, he’ll have an 8+% chance of winning. Awesome. Feel the McMentum, fuckaaa.

Or maybe it is because people are figuring out that the Republicans have prevented further terrorist attacks on the US, that McCain and the Republicans are the ones who called for regulation on Fannie and Freddie, and that redistribution of wealth is only exciting if its someone else’s wealth.

Or maybe they just figured out Obama is a total fraud.

Or maybe it’s a one-day result from a poll from an unreliable pollster using an outdated model that, and stay with me here because this is really important, STILL HAS OBAMA FUCKING LEADING BY FIVE FUCKING POINTS, and we haven’t even gotten to the FUCKING ELECTORAL COLLEGE, where McCain has as much a chance of winning as Obama has of getting like 420 electoral votes. This shit is over. McCain has no chance. Zero. Zip. The math does not add up, no matter how hard you whack off to whatever Drudge feeds you.

Oh, so the only thing standing in Joe’s way of getting his license is Barack Obama? Poor, poor, Joe, being victimized by the guy who wants to give him a tax cut.

Why do we make voting so fucking complicated?

Because it interferes with peoples’ ability to vote.

Oh for fuck’s fucking sake. We have really got to get back to a piece of paper with a couple of boxes where you put a checkmark. Why do we make voting so fucking complicated?