Comments on: From Case File: No, Wait For It

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:55:45 +0000

ending with the one that has the giant diesel-powered umbrella on top, going plunketa-plunketa ….

That’s ta-pocketa pocketa pocketa, Walter, er, Gavin. Otherwise a sterling post.

By: Twisted_Colour

Twisted_Colour — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:14:04 +0000

Fools!!

They know nothing.

B. Hussein Obama is the love child of Paul Robeson, Simone de Beauvoir AND Sayyid Qutb.

AMERICA, KISS YR ASS G’BYE!!11!!111!!

By: Turbine Yukon Palin, Pale Master

Turbine Yukon Palin, Pale Master — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:12:39 +0000

Now he’s gone rogue! Call him Joe the Rogue Plumber.

He’s looking to take a few levels in the prestige class, “Right Wing Shill,” but he needs to take a lot more skill points in “Bluff” because he keeps EPIC FAILing his checks.

By: ChenZhen

ChenZhen — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:01:39 +0000

Rush Limbaugh picked up the Ogletree baton and ran with it today as well.

By: Olexicon

Olexicon — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:36:06 +0000

Secretary of Housing and Urban Affairs: Suge Knight

Just don’t appoint Puffy to something

By: Djur

Djur — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:04:16 +0000

Secretary of Housing and Urban Affairs: Suge Knight

That is awesome.

By: Xecky Gilchrist

Xecky Gilchrist — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:55:58 +0000

Stick in some language about the Swede’s accent being a little funny, just a touch of suspicion … then no more posts. Whatda think?

I think that would prove that Korir = Lemony Snicket.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:51:43 +0000

Oooh, I’d vote for Obama just to see Mick Jones in the Cabinet!

By: Rugged in Montana

Rugged in Montana — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:50:49 +0000

I want to remind you LIEbrals that Obama’s plans for his cabinet have been leaked to conservative websites, and the list shows exactly where he plans to lead us, if he were to be elected, which he isn’t gonna be:

Secretary of State: Bernadine Dohrn (Weather Underground)
Secretary of the Treasury: Alberto Franceschini (Red Brigade)
Secretary of Defense: William Ayers (Weather Underground)
Attorney General: Fusako Shigenobu (Japanese Red Army)
Secretary of the Interior: Carlos the Jackal (PFLP)
Secretary of Agriculture: Bertrand Sassoye (Communist Combatant Cells)
Secretary of Commerce: Cristoforo Piancone (Red Brigade)
Secretary of Labor: Mick Jones (The Clash)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Félix Guattari (French Philosopher)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Affairs: Suge Knight (Death Row Records)
Secretary of Transportation: Abimael Guzmán (Shining Path)
Secretary of Energy Todd Palin (AIP)
Secretary of Education: Oprah (Televison Personality)

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:11:18 +0000

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t
Obama suppporter Charles Ogletree, Harvard professor, says that even if you vote for Obama, you’re still a raaaaaaaaaaaacist!

Every time I meet that line of reasoning, it’s been the lead-up to the conclusion that “It’s OK to be racist… since you can’t help being racist… we can revel in our racism now, and it’s all the fault of Those People who forced us to be racist, hur hur!”

By: jim

jim — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:57:30 +0000

OT, but pretty damn chock-full o’ schadenfreude:

Another Obama endorsement, from a rather unusual source.

Guess they’re just another bunch of crypto-socialists, eh?
LOL!

By: itwasntme

itwasntme — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:45:12 +0000

“It’s the Wingnut Singularity – run for your lives!”

Best. Comment. Ever.

Ever.

By: nffcnnr

nffcnnr — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:38:08 +0000

HFS, that last paragraph brought tears to my eyes!! I have to refrain from laughing out loud cuz i’m at work in my cube, and it’s downright bloody painful. Thanks!!

By: Rightwingsnarkle

Rightwingsnarkle — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:33:30 +0000

Speaking of “No, Wait For It”

Maybe we can alternate this game with one called, “Wait! Wait! Don’t Tell Me.”

And maybe another called, simply, “What the Fuck?”

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:23:51 +0000

I listened to the clip, and Ogletree says he fears this is the case, not than he knows it is. He also mentions he finds the fact that there are no black Republicans in congress as troublesome; would those howling disagree? His main concern in the clip seems to be that blacks are still seen as “other” in this country and that even now we can’t seem to have an honest, open conversation about race and privilege. Frankly, Malkin et al only provide evidence that he is correct.

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:19:53 +0000

No, no, Pammy! It's not Malcolm X, it's Louis Farrakhan! He's Obama's real dad. And his real mom is Jane Fonda! I know it's true because I read it in a blog!

By: T. Hussein

T. Hussein — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:15:10 +0000

Tell me the man in the nice suit doesn’t look familiar.

OMG! MALCOM X IS BARRY JR’S FATHER’S FATHER!!!!

No word yet on who his barber’s wife’s cousin’s green grocer’s sister is yet…

By: Tommmcatt

Tommmcatt — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:12:46 +0000

Henry Lewis:

Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding! The Judges give a 10 across the board.

LANDSLIDE THREADWIN.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:10:40 +0000

I don’t know who’s doing the Pam post, but I can’t sit here and let the clock keep ticking without engaging the sirens….

[disappears under stairs]

By: stryx

stryx — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:10:32 +0000

FYWP.

I give up.