Comments on: From Case File: No, Wait For It

By: Sebastian Dangerfield

Sebastian Dangerfield — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:49:42 +0000

I really wish Larry Johnson would get another hobby.

By: roseyv

roseyv — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:46:44 +0000

Call me paranoid, but the more I look at it, the more I think that API website may not be entirely on the level.

No, no — wait. Hear me out. Like, for instance, the fact that it’s supposedly a news website? But aside from this Obama tape thing, there aren’t any actual … you know. News stories on it?

I just can’t help thinking that’s a little odd.

By: Another kiwi

Another kiwi — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:58:16 +0000

“Also: Is Greta illiterate?”
Ms Susteren appears to have been unhinged into writing what she actually thinks. Thus the fair and balanced barriers to self expression, that we might call “spelling’ and “coherence’ have been overridden.
Ah hah Smut Clyde has seen through the plan about destroying Western Civilisation by being whiny arse right wing bloggers.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:53:24 +0000

It would also require Ambition and Originality, two products in short supply around here.

“Around here” meaning “at my place”. Sorry all. Boo hoo.

By: ilsita

ilsita — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:22:20 +0000

Oh no, is it over? http://gretawire.foxnews.com/2008/10/30/this-is-just-a-lie-it-is-that-simple/

Also: Is Greta illiterate?

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:17:18 +0000

Fine, break my heart. It would have been The Most Awesomest Trick Evar Performed by a SadlyNaught.

It would also require Ambition and Originality, two products in short supply around here. For God’s sake I require computer assistance to make jokes. I am a transhumanist humorist.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:12:46 +0000

Fine, break my heart. It would have been The Most Awesomest Trick Evar Performed by a SadlyNaught.

Now I will have to console myself with the prospect of an actual leader as President.

Hey, I feel better already!

By: T. Hussein

T. Hussein — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:36:21 +0000

We all just really want this to be perpetrated by a Sadlynaught.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:53:46 +0000

Perhaps I was mistaken. As is my wont I point you to Smut.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:32:13 +0000

RB, not that anybody is actually reading this anymore…

OK, spill, Bubba. I can’t Copeland with the waiting…

Spill what?

Your virtual throat-clearing in the context of the API speculation suggested you might have some, er, insight into the origin of that site. Perhaps I was mistaken.

If I was wrong, I Begley your pardon.

By: T. Hussein

T. Hussein — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:11:53 +0000

Is a dickensheets anything like a bag o' dicks?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:05:07 +0000

Charles Williams? Herr Clyde, you are indeed a man of many dimensions.

By: bongoman

bongoman — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:16:38 +0000

It’s a weird and wonderful place over there.

Larry Sinclair must be crying into his Diet Pepsi and getting all whiney at the traffic they are getting…

By: ilsita

ilsita — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:15:57 +0000

wha…?

http://africanpress.wordpress.com/2008/09/29/why-i-cant-stand-judge-judy/

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:55:04 +0000

For years stories have circulated of a race of warrior poets fair of skin and blond of hair who roam the upper lowlands of Kenya making and distributing tapes of exquisite beauty whose siren song confers upon the listener the stamina of the buffalo, the heart of the lion and the penis of the elephant (male of course).

Another kiwi is right. The whole saga was presaged by that Charles Williams novel, “Shadows of Ecstasy”.

By: ilsita

ilsita — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:36:18 +0000

Johnny Pez said, “Am I the only one getting a Heaven’s Gate vibe here?”

No, Johnny, I almost said that, but I forgot the name.

By: ilsita

ilsita — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:31:59 +0000

This is seriously driving me crazy. I’m going blind looking at the API comments. My eyes are bleeding. But I keep waiting for… something! What’s going to happen? How did so many weirdos find their way over there? What is that strange debased tone of voice and stilted awestruck diction they’ve all taken on? Have the wingnuts finally found their own magic negro? What the hell is going on over there?

I swear, API isn’t trying to figure out how they’re going to dig themselves out of this hole; they are trying to figure out how to mine these nutters, who, being nutters, will only invest themselves completely in the game in order to prove that they haven’t been played.

I wish I could quit you, API.

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:06:46 +0000

You have severed your purpose for Obama

Am I the only one getting a Heaven’s Gate vibe here?

By: Another kiwi

Another kiwi — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:54:11 +0000

Amidst the gathering storm of the islamocommie fascist wave that sweep the good and noble scribblers at The Corner into the sea AND wades through rivers of their blood, what do they do but obsess on tapes from Africa. For it is from the dark Continent that the deepest magic, the most fierce wizardry will come. For years stories have circulated of a race of warrior poets fair of skin and blond of hair who roam the upper lowlands of Kenya making and distributing tapes of exquisite beauty whose siren song confers upon the listener the stamina of the buffalo, the heart of the lion and the penis of the elephant (male of course).
Now the waiting multitude can hardly contain their excitement, and their bladders, as the days of waiting are almost over. Has it not been foretold by Confederate Bob, Stanley Kurtz and Jerome Corsi, he of the eagle eye and baboons bottom?
Soon my beauties, the time of ass chewing embarrassment will arrive

By: jahalamei

jahalamei — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:16:32 +0000

This seems too good to be true. I wonder if API is working with Obama and leading us on a wild goose chase. I hope not and hope to see the tapes released tomorrow.