Comments on: Make the most of what’s left

By: VKW

VKW — Mon, 30 May 2005 03:42:34 +0000

Show me the sound of one hand clapping.

By: Angie

Angie — Mon, 30 May 2005 02:46:06 +0000

(pouts) I read bout this last night. Much too late to have gone and join in on the fun. So had to just join in on my own. (sighs)

Not the same, but it was the thought that counts huh??

By: urizon

urizon — Mon, 30 May 2005 02:44:21 +0000

There’s nothing like the serendipitous dove-tailing of a progressive agenda with one’s own onanistic efforts.

Hey, I was going to do is anyway, why not pick up a sponsor?

Next, the Olympic team!

By: urizon

urizon — Mon, 30 May 2005 02:41:55 +0000

There’s nothing like a seredipitous dove-tailing of a progressive agenda with one’s own onanistic efforts.

Hey, I was going to do is anyway, why not pick up a sponsor?

Next, the Olympic team!

By: parsec

parsec — Mon, 30 May 2005 02:22:29 +0000

In the seventies somebody published a micrographic picture of an ovum surrounded by zillions of sperm with a caption balloon going to one of the rearward wrigglers saying,”BACK, YOU FOOLS, BACK! IT’S A TRAP! IT’S ONLY A WET DREAM!

By: VKW

VKW — Sun, 29 May 2005 14:32:10 +0000

I masturbate as part of my Liberal Anti-Life Atheistic Religious Activities thing. The little wrigglers are alive when I start, looking forward to meeting a nice egg they can settle down with, and then! No egg for you! Ha ha ha!

By: BadTux

BadTux — Sun, 29 May 2005 13:51:57 +0000

I'm sad that you only now figured out that it is Warblogger Appreciation Month, in honor of the only sex that the members of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders get from their bastions in their mothers' basements. Why, I not only covered the start of the month as it happened, but also published an update on how various famous warbloggers are celebrating this month in their honor! C'mon, I knew that Sadly No! was a liberal bastion, but these brave men are giving their all to defend our country from truth, justice, and the American way, and by demeaning their sacrifice, you are engaged in the treasonous act of giving aid and comfort to those who would overthrow the Holy regime of our Lord and Savior, George W. Bush! Why, next thing you know, you're going to insist that these brave men fighting our nation's battles from the front lines of their mother's basements don't deserve the Medal of Honor! Have you no shame, sir? Have you no shame? -- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

By: Ruth

Ruth — Sun, 29 May 2005 11:30:46 +0000

Sounds like a great way to raise money – but how are my sponsors supposed to know how much time i’ve put in for the cause?

By: Bill S

Bill S — Sun, 29 May 2005 08:17:29 +0000

I was just about to say that too, VKW! (I almost said “You beat me to it”, but I was afraid that would be misconstrued.)

By: VKW

VKW — Sun, 29 May 2005 07:56:48 +0000

Every month is Masturbation Month for some of us.

By: Harry Palms

Harry Palms — Sun, 29 May 2005 05:56:59 +0000

I'm masturbating for peace!

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Sat, 28 May 2005 21:33:25 +0000

OK, who wants to sponsor me? I’ll raise a goddamn fortune for Amnesty International, I will…