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How silly of us not to mention this earlier:
Good Vibrations Celebrates 10th Annual National Masturbation Month in May 2005
Don’t call yet, there’s more:
Masturbation Month also means the launch of the internationally loved and renowned “Come for a Cause” Masturbate-a-thon. Back by popular demand, this is Good Vibrations 7th annual marathon of self-lovin’. Participants are encouraged to recruit their friends and co-workers to sponsor them for every minute they spend masturbating.
The management will see again you on June 1.
Thanks to Chuckles for the link.
Brad R. said,
May 28, 2005 at 14:33
OK, who wants to sponsor me? I’ll raise a goddamn fortune for Amnesty International, I will…
Harry Palms said,
May 28, 2005 at 22:56
I’m masturbating for peace!
VKW said,
May 29, 2005 at 0:56
Every month is Masturbation Month for some of us.
Bill S said,
May 29, 2005 at 1:17
I was just about to say that too, VKW! (I almost said “You beat me to it”, but I was afraid that would be misconstrued.)
Ruth said,
May 29, 2005 at 4:30
Sounds like a great way to raise money – but how are my sponsors supposed to know how much time i’ve put in for the cause?
BadTux said,
May 29, 2005 at 6:51
I’m sad that you only now figured out that it is Warblogger Appreciation Month, in honor of the only sex that the members of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders get from their bastions in their mothers’ basements. Why, I not only covered the start of the month as it happened, but also published an update on how various famous warbloggers are celebrating this month in their honor!
C’mon, I knew that Sadly No! was a liberal bastion, but these brave men are giving their all to defend our country from truth, justice, and the American way, and by demeaning their sacrifice, you are engaged in the treasonous act of giving aid and comfort to those who would overthrow the Holy regime of our Lord and Savior, George W. Bush! Why, next thing you know, you’re going to insist that these brave men fighting our nation’s battles from the front lines of their mother’s basements don’t deserve the Medal of Honor! Have you no shame, sir? Have you no shame?
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin
VKW said,
May 29, 2005 at 7:32
I masturbate as part of my Liberal Anti-Life Atheistic Religious Activities thing. The little wrigglers are alive when I start, looking forward to meeting a nice egg they can settle down with, and then! No egg for you! Ha ha ha!
parsec said,
May 29, 2005 at 19:22
In the seventies somebody published a micrographic picture of an ovum surrounded by zillions of sperm with a caption balloon going to one of the rearward wrigglers saying,”BACK, YOU FOOLS, BACK! IT’S A TRAP! IT’S ONLY A WET DREAM!
urizon said,
May 29, 2005 at 19:41
There’s nothing like a seredipitous dove-tailing of a progressive agenda with one’s own onanistic efforts.
Hey, I was going to do is anyway, why not pick up a sponsor?
Next, the Olympic team!
urizon said,
May 29, 2005 at 19:44
There’s nothing like the serendipitous dove-tailing of a progressive agenda with one’s own onanistic efforts.
Hey, I was going to do is anyway, why not pick up a sponsor?
Next, the Olympic team!
Angie said,
May 29, 2005 at 19:46
(pouts) I read bout this last night. Much too late to have gone and join in on the fun. So had to just join in on my own. (sighs)
Not the same, but it was the thought that counts huh??
VKW said,
May 29, 2005 at 20:42
Show me the sound of one hand clapping.